Prince Charles is driving around the Estates of Sandringham Castle when he runs over one the Queens prize Corgis.
Quite shocked, perplexed and worried, he grabs a shovel and starts digging a grave for the dog, when the shovel breaks open a long buried Fosters Lager Beer bottle.
Out of a cloud of smoke appears a Genie, dressed in shorts, thongs and a blue singlet, and says to him, " Righto Cobber, I can grant you 1 wish and ! wish only, so make the best of it."
Charles thinks hard for a minute or 3 and says to the Genie, " I've just killed Mama's favourite Corgi, she'll be very angry with me, can you bring it back to life foe me please?'
The Genie taps the body of the dog with his foot and replies, " Shit, Mate, I'm a Genie, not God that dog is 100% fucked, try wishing for something else instead."
Charles thinks again and finally asks, " Well can you make my wife, Camilla, the most beautiful woman in the world instead then please?"
The Genie thinks for a few seconds and says to Charles, " Hang on Mate, give us another look at that dog will you."