2 Great Danes, dogs, are standing in the Waiting room of Vet Clinic.
One looks at the other and asks, " What you in here for Mate, I'm here to get my balls cut off because I humped the bitch next door and got her pregnant?"
The other answers, " Shit Mate, that's real bad luck, me, I'm here to get my nails trimmed, you know a Pawdicure, because my owner is a female Porn Star and she complains about my nails always scratching her back all the time."
suppose to be funny right cause of the porn star
Not really funny' old material
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