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Apr 22, 2021Apr 2021

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Are they fucking serious with this shit?...

Apr 22, 2021Apr 2021

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Well now we know why he went batshit insane when someone found a copy of his high school year book.... Let's just see who else can figure it out... Hint it is the highlighted part...

Apr 20, 2021Apr 2021

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Oh my Sargent Shittypants just announced he is sick with the imaginary rona virus.... Please Ceiling Cat let Kid Schlock be next.... Oh and Derek Chauvin was just convicted on all three counts... Could today get any better?...

Apr 19, 2021Apr 2021

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Most assuredly....

Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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When your wife sends you out hunting for a new one....

Apr 14, 2021Apr 2021

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Some days I be like....

Apr 14, 2021Apr 2021

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Looks about right....

Apr 12, 2021Apr 2021

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Rand Paul calls for boycotting coke and Don JR be like...

Apr 12, 2021Apr 2021

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I hate Mondays...

Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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The book deal....

Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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Finally a shirt that describes the universe...

Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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Hey can anyone tell me what this issue is worth?... Asking for a friend...

Apr 8, 2021Apr 2021

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When he hears about all those unaccompanied minors at the border...

Apr 8, 2021Apr 2021

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Why they won't talk to us....

Apr 7, 2021Apr 2021

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Got my appointment with Nurse Betty on the 8th to get stuck...

Apr 5, 2021Apr 2021

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Reasons not to get vaccinated....

Apr 4, 2021Apr 2021

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Sometimes you have to feel sorry for them when they find out...

Apr 4, 2021Apr 2021

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What a load of shit....

Apr 3, 2021Apr 2021

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Cute costume ideas for Easter....

Apr 3, 2021Apr 2021

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They should really find a better place to hide those eggs....

Apr 3, 2021Apr 2021

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Crap I hate it when that happens....

Apr 3, 2021Apr 2021

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Ultimate peep....

Apr 3, 2021Apr 2021

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So obvious.....

Apr 3, 2021Apr 2021

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Follow me for more delicious recipes!

Apr 3, 2021Apr 2021

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And good riddance too...

Apr 3, 2021Apr 2021

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This one came back....

Apr 3, 2021Apr 2021

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Did you ever wonder where in the story the Easter Bunny comes from?...

Apr 3, 2021Apr 2021

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Always wondered why they were so hard to find....

Apr 1, 2021Apr 2021

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Apr 1, 2021Apr 2021

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Why always with the questions?...

Mar 31, 2021Mar 2021

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What a cheerful bit of knowledge to have.... and little Matty G is going to be added to the list soon for sex trafficking...

Mar 30, 2021Mar 2021

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Two on gun control...

Mar 29, 2021Mar 2021

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I can "bearly" contain myself...

Mar 29, 2021Mar 2021

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Rabbit hunting always bugs me....

Mar 29, 2021Mar 2021

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Whatever you do do NOT play the video that is at the other end of this link.... Unless you like movie mashups... This one was named wedding crashers meets domb and dumber...

Mar 28, 2021Mar 2021

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Holds 30 rounds... If the kids are young enough....

Mar 28, 2021Mar 2021

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When an anti-vaxxer parent takes their kid to the skate park....

Mar 28, 2021Mar 2021

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But you know the GQP is doing their best to make the hole you are in deeper...

Mar 26, 2021Mar 2021

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And the winner is...

Mar 26, 2021Mar 2021

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Don't believe in "theories?" Go ahead and jump motherfucker....

Mar 25, 2021Mar 2021

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Damned taco trucks....

Mar 24, 2021Mar 2021

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Even if it is piss I think Bryan is a better deal....

Mar 24, 2021Mar 2021

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Why you should never allow your son to become an altar boy....

Mar 23, 2021Mar 2021

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Mar 23, 2021Mar 2021

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10 people were shot to death in Boebert the gun toting terrorist's district today while minding their own business shopping for food and she sent them "thoughts and prayers" on Shitter so I sent her this... I am so looking forward to her blocking ...

Mar 22, 2021Mar 2021

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Jokes as old as time itself...

Mar 22, 2021Mar 2021

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Gardening is as bad as a religion....

Mar 20, 2021Mar 2021

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How to solve a crisis...

Mar 20, 2021Mar 2021

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Paw Patrol isn't just for kids anymore...

Mar 19, 2021Mar 2021

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What is yours?....

Mar 18, 2021Mar 2021

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According to the Georgia top cop the guy who shot up 3 massage parlors and murdered 8 people did it because he was "a sex addict having a bad day..." (Blue balls does not excuse mass murder...) and the White (bearded Recneck looking motherfucker) guy...

Mar 17, 2021Mar 2021

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Beat me baby, make me write those bad checks....

Mar 16, 2021Mar 2021

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I wonder what this book is about......

Mar 15, 2021Mar 2021

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A threesome for mom....

Mar 15, 2021Mar 2021

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LMAO Tucker just got bent over and nailed like he deserves...

Mar 15, 2021Mar 2021

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How to celebrate PI day right....

Mar 13, 2021Mar 2021

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The cat in the MAGA hat...

Mar 12, 2021Mar 2021

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🎶 They left their balls in Mira Largo....🎶

Mar 12, 2021Mar 2021

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The truth revealed....

Mar 11, 2021Mar 2021

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So I woke up this morning and while I was making coffee I boot up the computer and start checking everything out.... I opened up Shitter and thankfully the coffee wasn't ready yet because "Geraldo" is trending and wincing I click on it.... Seems we ...

Mar 10, 2021Mar 2021

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About time he did something useful....

Mar 9, 2021Mar 2021

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Religious violence seems to be everywhere these days....

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Mar 9, 2021Mar 2021

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The speech where Harris demolishes both William Lane Craig and Christ-Insanity during the debate and gets applause from attending Christians for doing it...

Mar 8, 2021Mar 2021

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Damn right I am....

Mar 7, 2021Mar 2021

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"Beat me baby, make me write bad checks" Anonymous Catholic School Boy

Mar 6, 2021Mar 2021

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So once again my Assbook account has been put in jail for 60 days which is a real feat because I haven't been going there much since my daughter died from COVID last year in November... They had to go back several years and take memes out of context ...

Mar 5, 2021Mar 2021

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I want to give this one a C-note to hang out in front of the church down the street from me this Sunday....

Mar 5, 2021Mar 2021

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Keep Friday fucked....

Mar 5, 2021Mar 2021

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So the Qwazies out there had their Trump return inauguration day come and go yet nothing happened.... You would think this would be enough to push them off the Qwazy Train but I guess after all these centuries of hundreds of failed predictions of ...

Mar 3, 2021Mar 2021

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Christians get excited over the strangest things....

Mar 2, 2021Mar 2021

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You can always tell which is which by the gun rack in the back window of the pick up....

Mar 2, 2021Mar 2021

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I love a good mystery don't you?....

Mar 1, 2021Mar 2021

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Worshiping the golden ass....

Mar 1, 2021Mar 2021

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Feb 28, 2021Feb 2021

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Modern Christians on Jesus...

Feb 28, 2021Feb 2021

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Religion as scifi.... I think the last should be titled "Atomic War Bride"

Feb 27, 2021Feb 2021

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Somebody is having a bad day....

Feb 26, 2021Feb 2021

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Well QPAC elected their queen down in Floriduh today...

Feb 26, 2021Feb 2021

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The place to be on the 4th of this April...

Feb 26, 2021Feb 2021

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Coming right up....

Feb 25, 2021Feb 2021

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All praise it, I have finally been saved...

Feb 25, 2021Feb 2021

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If I could believe that sort of nonsense I would not be an atheist....

Feb 24, 2021Feb 2021

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Truth in advertising....

Feb 24, 2021Feb 2021

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I did consider it but let's face it where else would I want to be?...

Feb 23, 2021Feb 2021

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Makes you wonder doesn't it?...

Feb 22, 2021Feb 2021

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How many of us remember those days?...

Feb 21, 2021Feb 2021

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New housing project in Texas....

Feb 20, 2021Feb 2021

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Can't think of an argument against this one....

Feb 20, 2021Feb 2021

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So some people in Texas are getting electric bills as high as 17,000 dollars for 5 days at "wholesale" rates I just wondered how come people keep saying California has the highest electric bills in the country?...

Feb 20, 2021Feb 2021

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Hard to tell everything is wobbly but burnt....

Feb 19, 2021Feb 2021

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Motherfucking broke the bank....

Feb 18, 2021Feb 2021

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A little late for Valentine's day....

Feb 17, 2021Feb 2021

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Always remember....

Feb 17, 2021Feb 2021

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Sounds real good to me....

Feb 16, 2021Feb 2021

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New historical dating system...

Feb 15, 2021Feb 2021

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When you have that talk with your son....

Feb 15, 2021Feb 2021

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Damnit you can never seem to find the Vegan ones...

Feb 15, 2021Feb 2021

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How I like my toast...

Feb 14, 2021Feb 2021

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I love cheeseburgers but I don't worship them...

Feb 13, 2021Feb 2021

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The winner for Valentine's Day!...

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