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Girls...spill it!!
M3G4N666 comments on Apr 19, 2018:
btw... speaking of vaginas and movies... have you seen the movie TEETH?
phxbillcee replies on Apr 20, 2018:
@M3G4N666 "Teeth" was hilarious if it's the one I think it is. Will have to Google to be sure, funny as hell, but not worth 2 viewings.
It can be confusing
DangerDave comments on Apr 19, 2018:
You have normal friends?
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
@Rudy1962 Don't know if that helps!
It can be confusing
DangerDave comments on Apr 19, 2018:
You have normal friends?
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
@Rudy1962 You have us, bro!
That would be my choice.
Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:
Yah dead people aren't any fun
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
Ever visited a mortuary after closing? I hear the parties can be wild!
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
jermiah_atwood comments on Apr 18, 2018:
1. Im 22 2. I have 5 siblings 3. Im biracial
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
@jermiah_atwood Fibbed on your profile???? Oh, the shame! LOL
Big pharma..
Johnsalterego comments on Apr 19, 2018:
He's just 'fluffy'
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
Big boned!
It could happen
MetalHeadJason comments on Apr 19, 2018:
Bigger gay fish?
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
@RavenCT Why, afraid you'll get "hooked"???
We're just a flat slab of rock on the back of some elephants riding a giant sea turtle....swimming ...
KKGator comments on Apr 19, 2018:
Stephen King and Pirates of the Caribbean, all rolled into one. "Sea turtles, mate."
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
Well, of course, they do, otherwise, there would be no baby sea turtles!
We're just a flat slab of rock on the back of some elephants riding a giant sea turtle....swimming ...
Vipyr82 comments on Apr 19, 2018:
I feel bad for the giant turtle that had to carry all that dead weight known as people.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
Profundity in the morning!
We're just a flat slab of rock on the back of some elephants riding a giant sea turtle....swimming ...
RPardoe comments on Apr 19, 2018:
Very colourful and magical image. That light? Fantastic! . . . Shall stop, just pratchetting on....
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
Discworld is a great series!
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
BearsNPenn comments on Apr 18, 2018:
1) I can tie a knot in a cherry stem using my tongue. 2) I am related to Queen Elizabeth II. 3) I was nominated for homecoming king my senior year in high school. 4) I was captain of the swim team in high school.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
@BearsNPenn #1, final answer.
When You're Not......
Captnron59 comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Will someone please get them high?
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
@Captnron59 I know you would, thanks, bro!
Natural is better!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:
I'll stick with pie, thanks! LOL
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
@Blindbird Naw, nice warm apple pies! I learn from the movies!
[youtu.be] Hey kids, you wanna get really mad at an old white dude?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:
That's my girl! B.D. is great!
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
@Blindbird Glad I could! She is more than worth sharing!
I'm glad that we are a first rate math and science education to our children!
RavenCT comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Whut??
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
@RavenCT Yeah, totally inane & confusing!
LOOK AT ME, MOM! I'M LEVEL 7!!!! Lesser Mortals Beware!
rogeralyn comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Wow it really is possible!
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
@buzz13 & the 7's have to kick back a portion of that to the 8's!
LOOK AT ME, MOM! I'M LEVEL 7!!!! Lesser Mortals Beware!
josh_karpf comments on Apr 18, 2018:
One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble, we accept him!
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
Freak! LOL
LOOK AT ME, MOM! I'M LEVEL 7!!!! Lesser Mortals Beware!
AdorkableMe comments on Apr 18, 2018:
https://youtu.be/0bHj-4Z9abU ??
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
LOL!
I don't see your arms & legs in a cast!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Damn skippy! I do think that if only one person in the house works that the other should shoulder the majority of household chores, whether male or female. That is rare these days tho, if both can't chip in & help out, it's not a partnership!
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
@mistymoon77 Yep, & screw that shit!
Some of the posts here are serious in tone and beg a serious response. Some, on the other hand, ...
kozmic comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Either one works for me. As an old candy bar commercial said "Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't".
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
@kozmic LOL, I know, was teasing @Blindbird!!!
WOTMQ: I'm a Saved Atheist! [youtube.com]
BeeHappy comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Hahaha! Nice!
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
This guy is great & has been around for a few years now!
WOTMQ: I'm a Saved Atheist! [youtube.com]
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 18, 2018:
You're trying to go mormon so you can hook up with that mother/daughter set captnron posted last week,aren't you?
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
No, just the polygamous part! Even for that sweet butt I can't swallow religion, & that one is more ludicrous than most. I have the gift of gab, & if I had no scruples I probably could have made big bucks pushing god, fortunately, or unfortunately, I do have a moral sense & can't rip off folk like that. so I'll die poor, & probably alone, but that's another story.
You think your job sucks...
Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Imagine how embarrassing it is when your child has "take your parent to school day".
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
@Rudy1962 Since when!
Hello police. I'm calling to report a rape. I'm the perpetrator and the victim.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:
Do I need to turn myself in?
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
@Rudy1962 I'd say restrain your hand by putting it in your pocket, but that wouldn't help, would it?!?
I could see a song coming!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Hate to tell you but that ain't no chicken!
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
@RavenCT That's right! Encourage others to pick on me! I can take it! Well, as soon as stop crying & come out of the fetal position I can!
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
Holysocks comments on Apr 18, 2018:
I have been married twice. I have been to India. I have seen Mt. Rushmore. I have a large collection of junk hours away from where I live.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
@Holysocks You've never been north of Indianapolis! West of Topeka or East of Nashville. Your junk is actually in your backyard! (Think I've covered everything now!)
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
Sticks48 comments on Apr 18, 2018:
I can't sing. I can dance , I'm not good at lying.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
@Sticks48 You're a drummer that can sing!
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
ThomasLevi comments on Apr 19, 2018:
So are you a fan of the NPR show 'Wait Wait don't tell me'? Well I am going to make this harder for you because I don't play by the rules. Only one of these things is not true 1. I am a beekeeper 2. I have pet snakes 3. I raise worms 4. I have a actual blue tooth 5. I have a 33 year ...
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
Well, you said tricycle rather than 'trike', that may be the tell unless you're playing with words!
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
resserts comments on Apr 19, 2018:
1. I can recite Hamlet's "To be, or not to be…" soliloquy from memory. 2. I've never broken a bone. 3. I read approximately one book a week.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
Which bone was it (or bones).
Edwin McCain I'll be(the greatest fan of your life) [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:
Love this song!
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
It actually makes me cry, almost. Lot of memories with this one...maybe love is not quite the right word!!!
Too soon? Is this the bad taste that is encouraged? ;-)
M3G4N666 comments on Apr 18, 2018:
lol sorry I don't even know who that is so this makes it even more obscure and funny to me... :p
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
The 1st Prez Bush! (Yeah, we elected 2 of them)
I would buy it
EricTrommater comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Then stop cooking stuff that smells like a dog's butt...
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
Eric! When has that ever stopped you from eating it if you were drunk!!! Whether it was food or women!
I'm glad that we are a first rate math and science education to our children!
RavenCT comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Whut??
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
Tho I believe the 2nd is a "disproof" or part of one, of the FE theory.
Fuck obama. fuck trump. fuck all politicians
SkotlandSkye comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Exactly.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
@M3G4N666 tho a serious disappointment on many levels, I'd still have him over our current clown in a heartbeat!
Watching Spongebob yesterday and noticed that the fish and sandy the squirell had boobs. A) WHY ...
Captnron59 comments on Apr 18, 2018:
THAT last one!!
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
Disturbing!
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
Otterpop comments on Apr 19, 2018:
1. I know a member of the band Wilco. 2. I speak fluent Spanish. 3. I've hiked to 14,000 feet in elevation.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
Your Spanish is spotty at best!
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
hellskitchman comments on Apr 18, 2018:
I once drove over 50,000 miles, through 33 U.S. states, in ten months. I once broke my leg dancing the tango because my partner didn't know how to follow. I once ritualistically "killed" a couple of hundred people in an open-air ceremony, then we all hugged each other at once.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
@idlopalev You may be right. He did say "ritual" & that can mean anything!
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
JoeMastle comments on Apr 18, 2018:
1. The Bee Gees are one of my favorite groups 2. I love singing along to pop music from the 60s 3. I think the Rolling Stones are over rated
phxbillcee replies on Apr 19, 2018:
It better be #1 as the lie & not #3, or I'll have a "Noriega" done on your ass! LOL
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
Leo716 comments on Apr 18, 2018:
1) I’ve been single for about 2 years. 2) Batman is my least favorite superhero. 3) I think a great steak only needs 3 ingredients. 4) I love comedy movies.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Batman.
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
farmboy2017 comments on Apr 18, 2018:
The post asked for THREE items, not four.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Picky, picky...depends on how one reads it ...Name three things about yourself AND one not true. To guarantee just 3, maybe, Name 3 things with one of them not being true.
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
hellskitchman comments on Apr 18, 2018:
I once drove over 50,000 miles, through 33 U.S. states, in ten months. I once broke my leg dancing the tango because my partner didn't know how to follow. I once ritualistically "killed" a couple of hundred people in an open-air ceremony, then we all hugged each other at once.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
You would never take sole credit for something, so its the hug one!
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
Browneyedlady comments on Apr 18, 2018:
1. I'm deathly allergic to pears. 2. I play the clarinet. 3. I have a life size cutout of Kylo Ren in my living room.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
You love pears!
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
jermiah_atwood comments on Apr 18, 2018:
1. Im 22 2. I have 5 siblings 3. Im biracial
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
gonna guess the sibling's thing (I cheated & checked your profile for your age!!)
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
idlopalev comments on Apr 18, 2018:
1. I'm allergic to Chocolate 2. I've have an anger control Problem 3. I hate beer 4. I broke a boys nose in 8th grade for talking shit about my Mom
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
You're Irish & love beer!
Beginning of the end....
Captnron59 comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Two robots. They need to quit with that. People need work.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
No stopping it. Need to educate & re-train a workforce that can deal with these changes. There is no going back. The same with the coal industry, it's filthy & polluting, let's move on!
Girls in my Town be Like ..
idlopalev comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Yo I saw a dude take four different females into the restroom ( assume for blow ) at the club the other night . Thought I was at cbgb's lol
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@idlopalev Yeah, but we know about YOUR friends!!! LOL
You think your job sucks...
Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Imagine how embarrassing it is when your child has "take your parent to school day".
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Wouldn't "Take your child to work day" be even worse???!!!
I'm glad that we are a first rate math and science education to our children!
RavenCT comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Whut??
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
No, WTF!
Got a favorite quote ? I do : "Stride with a proud disdain through the swamp of human ...
Jnei comments on Apr 17, 2018:
This may be why I didn't get the job as a writer at the "motivational posters" company.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
LOL! How true!
What does everyone think about that new study that make pose the question of whether or not there ...
Druvius comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Science at its best. If there was a pre human industrial civilization, what traces would it leave? The preservation of ruins or fossils are extremely unlikely after tens of millions of years, but there are things in the geologic record to look for. None have been found yet, but but this study may ...
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
That's what I took from the 'article'. Traces, if they exist, may be present so it pays to keep an eye out, however long the odds.
When You're Not......
Captnron59 comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Will someone please get them high?
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Will someone please get ME high!!!
Why Jesus hasn't returned
RavenCT comments on Apr 18, 2018:
"Cat Paralysis". It's real.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Cat knowing you want to move & seeing how long he/she can keep you there! & you know they are more than capable of that!
Is there a way to like profile pictures?
IAMGROOT comments on Apr 18, 2018:
That's a no. Not possible to like images.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@IAMGROOT Think we both went in opposite ways. The original question was whether having the ability to 'like' pictures was a good idea, not whether it was possible as things now stand on the site. So, when you,... well, it went from there! LOL
Marriage Question follow-up... Thanks everyone for answering and contributing to my last poll ...
Palindromeman comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Cool. What is the ordination process of the Church of FSM? I assume pasta is involved. And pirates.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@scurry Even tho shipping is free, seems a bit pricey. I'd spring for it if I thought some of the profits went to FFRF or something, & tho it would be neat to have,...
Marriage Question follow-up... Thanks everyone for answering and contributing to my last poll ...
btroje comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Just be easy on the sauce
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Oh, good one!
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
DanceGoat comments on Apr 18, 2018:
1.) I've delivered over 300 baby animals. 2.) Forrest Gump is my favorite movie. 3.) I've been on national television.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
What have you got against Tom Hanks?!?
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
Nurse-Quantros comments on Apr 18, 2018:
I've ridden a horse to school. I caught a fowl ball at Yankees stadium. I've fallen out of a boat, into a parking lot. I've delivered a baby in the back of an ambulance.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@Nurse-Quantros As is anyone with any decency! (Being a Mets vs Yankee fan)
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
indirect76 comments on Apr 18, 2018:
I can speak french I can walk on my hands I drive a Vespa I had long hair when I was a teen
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Nobody would admit to driving a Vespa (tho my Dad had one for a time)
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
MattHardy comments on Apr 18, 2018:
I can solve a Rubiks cube. I once stood on Peter O'Toole's toe. I've slept in more than one graveyard. I once designed a solar sailed space probe.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Nobody can solve Rubik's Cube! It's all trick camrea work!!!
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
Donotbelieve comments on Apr 18, 2018:
1. I am pregnant 2. I am a boyscout 3. I like peaches 4. I like pizza
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Tough to be a pregnant Boy Scout, I would think! So, you don't like fuzzy fruit!
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
Deveno comments on Apr 18, 2018:
1) I am a published poet 2) I sing and play guitar 3) I practice sorcery 4) I am a good swimmer
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
sink like a stone do you? All sorcerors do!
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
JeffMesser comments on Apr 18, 2018:
1. I saw Michael Jackson in Nice, France on the "Bad" tour. 2. I saw Jethro Tull in Rome 3. I saw Ray Charles in Toulonnes and had dinner with him and his manager. 4. I saw the Violent Femmes in Sydney, Va Beach, Orlando, and OKC (3x) at the Bowery.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
You're not a "Michael" fan! tho #3 seems most unlikely, I bet that is true & so damn cool!
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
Wildgreens comments on Apr 18, 2018:
1. I love salads 2. I love frogs 3. I love dogs 4. I love the sun
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
You & Kermit are buds, so, you seem to be of the "pale" variety, I pick #4!
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
BearsNPenn comments on Apr 18, 2018:
1) I can tie a knot in a cherry stem using my tongue. 2) I am related to Queen Elizabeth II. 3) I was nominated for homecoming king my senior year in high school. 4) I was captain of the swim team in high school.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Ah, you made sure to say "nominated"! Gotta be #2, 'cause you can't be related to a ship!!! LOL
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
Xavier comments on Apr 18, 2018:
1. I have a Vizsla puppy named Harriet 2. I base jumped from half dome 3. I write poetry 4. I was 5 hours short of getting my private pilots license then just quit taking lessons
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
I'd say #2, if it was #4, such a shame!
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
DrewShourd comments on Apr 18, 2018:
I have swam with sharks in Maui, I made late night sandwiches for Whitney Houston, I almost died on a natural rock slide in Brazil, I am six foot six and weigh 400 lbs.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Since the camera adds ten pounds, I'll say you don't weigh 400#!
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
JohnPR1968 comments on Apr 18, 2018:
I've died once. I once fell out of a helicopter. I've delivered a baby. I am an actor.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Since I actually did "die" once, well, was "Code Blue" going into the hospital, that's surely possible. All the rest are to probable to discount, also! I'm stumped!
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
Sticks48 comments on Apr 18, 2018:
I can't sing. I can dance , I'm not good at lying.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
2 left feet, eh?
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
Holysocks comments on Apr 18, 2018:
I have been married twice. I have been to India. I have seen Mt. Rushmore. I have a large collection of junk hours away from where I live.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@Holysocks I get more than 1!
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
AlasBabylon comments on Apr 18, 2018:
1. I once had sex in a public park. 2. Jim Croce played his last concert in my home town. 3. I'm a chess grandmaster. 4. I've been to Stonehenge.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Like anybody would have sex with you!!! LOL
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
Holysocks comments on Apr 18, 2018:
I have been married twice. I have been to India. I have seen Mt. Rushmore. I have a large collection of junk hours away from where I live.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
I know, you've actually been married # times!
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
Nurse-Quantros comments on Apr 18, 2018:
I've ridden a horse to school. I caught a fowl ball at Yankees stadium. I've fallen out of a boat, into a parking lot. I've delivered a baby in the back of an ambulance.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Well, you may have caught a Chicken McNugget at Yankee Stadium, other than that, all possible!
Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
NicThePoet comments on Apr 18, 2018:
My favorite color is orange. I have a fear of Muppets. I used to study astrology.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
If you were a fan of orange before, the Cheeto in Charge would have soured you on it by now!
How Would We Know If Intelligent Life Existed on Earth Before Humans?... [livescience.com]
Texasrunner comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Not sure, but this 300 million year old screw imbedded in a rock is interesting http://www.ancient-origins.net/unexplained-phenomena/300-million-year-old-screw-or-just-fossilized-sea-creature-002899
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Doubt it's a screw. The fossil remains of a creature are a much more likely explanation. Occam's Razor!
Is there a way to like profile pictures?
IAMGROOT comments on Apr 18, 2018:
That's a no. Not possible to like images.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@IAMGROOT Actually a bit serious. Maybe you meant not possible to like someone just based on their photos, tho we humans, & males especially are usually first attracted by visual cues, & I would agree, that is just an initial attraction & superficial. But you actually stated, "Not possible to like images." I just disagreed with that.
Is there a way to like profile pictures?
IAMGROOT comments on Apr 18, 2018:
That's a no. Not possible to like images.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
???? You don't like images? Art, whether Leonardo or Rockwell. Great photos such as Ansel Adams. Funny memes or cartoons. Pet pictures. Great quotes with an accompanying appropriate background. Hell, a real sunrise or sunset is an image in your mind! How is not possible to "like" them in many ways?????
Is there a way to like profile pictures?
Shelton comments on Apr 18, 2018:
I think even for non romance seekers it is a good idea. There are many photos that I like on here for various reasons.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Good point! Many have quotes or art or photos that are interesting or notable!
I could see a song coming!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Hate to tell you but that ain't no chicken!
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@Insectra Don't step on my punchline, girlie!!! LOL
it up more lol
EricTrommater comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Is she talking about Benabatch Cumberdick?
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@Nickbeee Bendshisdick Cunterbuns???
The devil is apparently above average.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Or, he's bi-dicksterous!
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@ejbman Actually haven't, but may have to!
Who else suffers from an embarrassingly low sense of worth, no self confidence, and less than of ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Often.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@Reikodriver1981 Often not well. Usually just put my head down & plow through! I'm helping my 89 yo Mom, so I try to maintain a veneer of "okay-ness", doesn't always work. I nap. That also helps with the chronic pain. So, again, not well.
One of @Blindbird's folk...
OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 18, 2018:
*licks eyeball nervously*
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
I thought this would rattle you! LOL
How a Football Field-Size Asteroid Caught Us by Surprise [livescience.com]
moxy comments on Apr 17, 2018:
I saw this too, and commented on a face book page, "god is watching", leaving open the implication of benevolence or malevolence. Some didn't find it too funny; others, like myself, already do. Humor in religion is essential..
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Humor about religion is inevitable!
Some of the posts here are serious in tone and beg a serious response. Some, on the other hand, ...
kozmic comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Either one works for me. As an old candy bar commercial said "Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't".
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@Blindbird Can we talk about that quote?
Some of the posts here are serious in tone and beg a serious response. Some, on the other hand, ...
snytiger6 comments on Apr 18, 2018:
It depends. If the person is only trying to put a person down, then it is nto appreciated. If it is genuinely clever and funny, then it is apprecited. Even the most serikous subjects can use a little comic relief.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Like your typing skills?!? LOL (Just kidding ya'!)
Confirming @phxbillcee 's worst fears ;)
Insectra comments on Apr 18, 2018:
He's not a fan of lizards, eh?
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@Blindbird You're the one with the dirty mind! I meant that it was not a joke (gag), you switched it to BDSM! provert!
Don't try this at home, kids
Nickbeee comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Piles or noodles ?
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Piles o' Noodles!
Correction-HERE is the Jame's Comey interview: Cross-post happened. Sorry! ://youtu.be/o-nGPNn19vE...
Freedompath comments on Apr 18, 2018:
GREAT interview..maybe, we could get Colbert to run for president!?
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Those that would take the job seriously are usually the ones that would never run!
More lizards!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Lots & lots of lizards out here in AZ, cool little buggers! Even if most of them in my backyard are missing tails due to the feral family of cats that live out there, too!
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@Blindbird Lots of yard lizards, I haven't seen any Lizard Women, but they're out there!
But be patient, it could happen...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Why I don't bother checking, it's almost always for the previous 'owner' of the number anyway!!!
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@BeeHappy Ok, I'm positive it's for the previous owner of the number!
Yeah! Let's have a kegger!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:
There is cask-aged vodka, just nip one of those!
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@BeeHappy Just doin' my job, ma'am!
Right side of life
phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Who in dog's name puts coke in 19 yo bourbon?!?! That should be a punishable offense!!! (Also, 19 yo is probably not yet a woman. About as ripe & fresh as the body gets, but seldom character in the facial features yet, & what do you say to them after you say, "Thanks, that was great!" Ok, maybe ...
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@Captnron59 Point taken!
Thanks Jesus.
mistymoon77 comments on Apr 18, 2018:
It hasn't worked for me yet, still haven't found mine.
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
I see them in your bedroom, on the bureau next to......Ooops, weren't supposed to know about the cameras!
Baptized in 4-Loko. Whoop whoop indeed!
Captnron59 comments on Apr 18, 2018:
And you'll follow in your father's footsteps
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Your father's staggering footsteps!
He has spoken....or Tweeted.
Markus comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Look! .......over here!➡️
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
Exactly! Otherwise, tRump wouldn't have dared anger Putin!
Count on it!
Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Ummm that's the wrong way
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
The big thing is that the tp must always be there! How it hangs is incidental!
Confirming @phxbillcee 's worst fears ;)
Insectra comments on Apr 18, 2018:
He's not a fan of lizards, eh?
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@Blindbird Gag?!?!
Not any worse than the last Superman movie...
SonderOpia comments on Apr 18, 2018:
Frogs?
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ePLkAm8i2s
Ah Doctors..
phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:
But, I gave you chemicals, didn't I?
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@RavenCT I think you are absolutely right!
For everyone
phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:
I beg to differ! Where's the diversity? I see no empowerment of other colors! #MemesIsSoWhite!
phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:
@Mofferatu LMAO! Good follow through!

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