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Just discovered that I have a better chance of dating Taylor Swift than I do of dying from Bird Flu... so that's good.

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11

"So you're saying there's a chance!"

FireBorn Level 5 June 14, 2018
11

Ugh. Both sound horrendous and painful.

@Donotbelieve I'm with you on that one.

10

Lol, good luck with that!

BeeHappy Level 9 June 14, 2018
8

Hmmm... not bad...

7

Isn't a Swift, a bird?

7

Thats good

7

Win - Win! lol

RavenCT Level 9 June 14, 2018
6

What more could you want?

4

Now THAT is optimism, my brother.

Condor5 Level 8 June 14, 2018
3

Bird flu would probably be more pleasant than dating Taylor Swift lol

Rtdkg Level 2 June 14, 2018
3

Seriously, I'd rather have the Bird Flu.

3

Hey bird flu looks better everyday

Will-I-AM Level 5 June 14, 2018
3

How did you calculate those odds?

maxhyde Level 7 June 14, 2018
3

Who runs the stats on "dating Tay Tay"?

3

I am not so sure about that one.

Jolanta Level 8 June 14, 2018
3

Yeah they say that bird flu can be pretty bad.

and Duke Swift don't sound too bad I reckon.

hankster Level 9 June 14, 2018
2

Congratulations on your new relationship!

2

If/When you date Taylor Swift, I hope she writes a sonf about you!

RoseyRose Level 6 June 14, 2018
2

Bring on the dead swan

2

I love your optimism!

AnneWimsey Level 8 June 14, 2018
2

She does seem to cycle through men rapidly.

2

There is a vaccine for bird flu?

1

Dang, bruoah.

1

If you ask her, let me know how it works out for you!

1

Why anyone would dislike Taylor is beyond me. If you pull off this miracle and date her then man !!!!!.... Speechless !! ???

IamNobody Level 8 June 14, 2018
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