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Just discovered that I have a better chance of dating Taylor Swift than I do of dying from Bird Flu... so that's good.

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11

Ugh. Both sound horrendous and painful.

@Donotbelieve I'm with you on that one.

10

"So you're saying there's a chance!"

FireBorn Level 5 June 14, 2018
10

Gotta like those odds.

AmiSue Level 8 June 14, 2018
10

Lol, good luck with that!

BeeHappy Level 9 June 14, 2018
8

Hmmm... not bad...

7

Isn't a Swift, a bird?

7

Thats good

7

Win - Win! lol

RavenCT Level 9 June 14, 2018
6

What more could you want?

5

Shake it off, Mister.

4

Now THAT is optimism, my brother.

Condor5 Level 8 June 14, 2018
3

Seriously, I'd rather have the Bird Flu.

3

Hey bird flu looks better everyday

Will-I-AM Level 5 June 14, 2018
3

How did you calculate those odds?

maxhyde Level 7 June 14, 2018
3

I am not so sure about that one.

Jolanta Level 8 June 14, 2018
2

Congratulations on your new relationship!

2

Bird flu would probably be more pleasant than dating Taylor Swift lol

Rtdkg Level 1 June 14, 2018
2

If/When you date Taylor Swift, I hope she writes a sonf about you!

RoseyRose Level 6 June 14, 2018
2

Bring on the dead swan

2

I love your optimism!

AnneWimsey Level 8 June 14, 2018
2

One exception
If by chance the flu shot is from bad batch with live strain, you will decay in one week and you will have about 3 days to get to hospital to void irreversible complications
Single strain flu is not common to nature and our bodies can’t resist concentrated single bacteria strain
Flu shots are extremely hazardous to health and immune system and must be VOID at all costs

2

She does seem to cycle through men rapidly.

2

Who runs the stats on "dating Tay Tay"?

2

There is a vaccine for bird flu?

2

Yeah they say that bird flu can be pretty bad.

and Duke Swift don't sound too bad I reckon.

hankster Level 9 June 14, 2018
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