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Just discovered that I have a better chance of dating Taylor Swift than I do of dying from Bird Flu... so that's good.

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Duke 8 June 14
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Level 5

"So you're saying there's a chance!"

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Level 9

Lol, good luck with that!

8

Level 8

Hmmm... not bad...

7

Level 7

Isn't a Swift, a bird?

7

Level 9

Thats good

7

Level 9

Win - Win! lol

6

Level 8

What more could you want?

4

Level 8

Now THAT is optimism, my brother.

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Level 2

Bird flu would probably be more pleasant than dating Taylor Swift lol

Rtdkg Level 2 June 14, 2018
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3

Level 9

Seriously, I'd rather have the Bird Flu.

3

Level 5

Hey bird flu looks better everyday

3

Level 7

How did you calculate those odds?

3

Level 7

Who runs the stats on "dating Tay Tay"?

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Level 9

I am not so sure about that one.

3

Level 9

Yeah they say that bird flu can be pretty bad.

and Duke Swift don't sound too bad I reckon.

2

Level 8

Congratulations on your new relationship!

2

Level 6

If/When you date Taylor Swift, I hope she writes a sonf about you!

2

Level 9

Bring on the dead swan

2

Level 9

I love your optimism!

2

Level 8

She does seem to cycle through men rapidly.

2

Level 9

There is a vaccine for bird flu?

1

Level 7

If you ask her, let me know how it works out for you!

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Level 8

Some of you understood that as me having good odds of dating Taylor Swift. That's SO not the case. I think my chances of dating Taylor Swift are marginally lower than my chances of actually wanting to hear a Taylor Swift song.

Duke Level 8 June 14, 2018
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Don't be so hard on yourself. You can pull this off, just work up the nerve to call her man, let the magic happen!
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Level 8

Why anyone would dislike Taylor is beyond me. If you pull off this miracle and date her then man !!!!!.... Speechless !! ???

0

Level 8

Wow - you must have it goin' on !

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