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Horoscopes....does yours fit you? ?

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No because there is no way for a horoscope to be real. It isn't even science of any kind. It's a racket.

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I'm not a believer

steve148 Level 7 Oct 1, 2018
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Not sure about those. I normally get my horoscope information from a more reliable source - the Onion

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No not really, I could be half a dozen of those smile001.gif

ipdg77 Level 8 Oct 2, 2018
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I can’t wait until everyone adopts the new 13th zodiac sign & it changes memes, reading, & everything...

WeaZ Level 7 Oct 2, 2018

Noooo, I want to be Taurus, it's the sexiest sign. I protest haha

Well, I was getting a little tired of the Virgo association

Wow
You just introduced me to Ophiuchus. My innitial feeling was deny the idea of not being my handsome half horse/half human. But reading about my new sign... i like it
Ophiuchus persons are extremely curious, open to change, passionate and very jealous too. Also other Ophiuchus personality traits include explosive temper, good humor, secretive, egotistical, thirst for knowledge and sexually magnetic.

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If it only described mine as charming, intelligent, witty, and good lookin' it would be entirely accurate.

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Horoscopes created by Babylonians. More man-made fiction

Kevhov Level 4 Oct 1, 2018
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Mine's off by a few days.

Byrdsfan Level 8 Oct 1, 2018
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That horrorscope is pretty much me, however I don't follow horrorscopes. I don't even know the sign of one of my girls.

I do not follow them either, I just thought this was funny.

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I'm a typical Taurus ^^

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All of them!

Amazing how that works.?

Umbral Level 8 Oct 1, 2018
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I think Taurus is spot on. Go figure.

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Just for fun, yup to that Aquarius one.

Mine is Capricorn and it is somewhat correct.

@Sheannutt Thought you were Gemini?

@rogueflyer no I'm a Capricorn.

@Sheannutt So which part is correct?

@rogueflyer a little bit of each ☺

@Sheannutt By the way we're going to pay homage to the FSM tonight at Paisano's Kitchen. Great Italion food cheap prices. I'll try to keep the conversation centered on food with a toast to Anthony Bourdain. Message me if you're interested.

@rogueflyer what is FSM?? I do not know who this guy is. I have been to that little kitchen before its really nice. I will have to pass not feeling good today didn't get no sleep last night. Thank you for the invite☺

@Sheannutt Flying Spaghetti Monster. He's a vegetarian. A kind of spoof on organized religion. His Noodleness boiled for your sins. It's a fast-growing religion that recently received 501coffee.gif3 status. Hope you get better.

@rogueflyer wow that sounds very interesting , I am trying to get better thank you ☺

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Sure.....pick one.

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I'm such a Pisces!

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I am an Aries, and that is a pretty good description. It is that last part that gets me in trouble.

Sticks48 Level 9 Oct 10, 2018
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I am Capricorn not sure if it fits?? Like the warm heart others would have to say if I had a sharp tongue??

I am also a Capricorn and some of this is true ???

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That's a definitely and absolute maybe ?

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Low Key Devoted One with a savage mouth. Don't know about the Low Key part, but the rest sounds about right.

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Yeap, very much so. Thanks for sharing, those are fun. ??

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No. It almost never does.

Hathacat Level 9 Oct 2, 2018
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Probably ! I think it may! I think it has I'm a pisces
but wait there is more ?

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I'm Gemini. I don't think I qualify.

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Of course not.

WV-Mark Level 5 Oct 1, 2018
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that's not actually a description of my sign, pisces. now, we all know astrology is total bunk, right? i know it. you know it. for some reason, though, i am a totally typical pisces. go figure. it doesn't change my mind about astrology but it is pretty spooky.

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genessa Level 8 Oct 1, 2018

I don't believe in it either but I thought it was funny LOL

@Sheannutt not the actual descriptions of course. i mean false though it may be, there are standard descriptions for the sings. these are neither the right descriptions nor funny enough to be good substitutes. i've WRITTEN joke horoscopes and i think mine were funny smile001.gif) but everyone has a different sense of humor. it's not offensive. it's just puzzling.

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