Heres a little riddle.
Your friend bangs on your front door one morning at 7am. and wakes you up. He or she has been out all night depressed and needs you to talk to. You have a jar of instant coffee in the kitchen and in the fridge you have milk, eggs, jam and butter.
The question is what do you open first?
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It's worse for me when I get some totally drunken idiot banging his fist on my front at 3 or 4 a.m. yelling out " Call me a Taxi."
I tried everything to get rid of them and nothing seemed to work UNTIL one morning, waking up really pissed off to the max. I simply replied very loudly, " Okay, abracadabra alikhazam you are now a Taxi," I could hear the drunken mumblings quite clearly as the idiot stumbled off into the darkness and the strange things is is that no-one has done it ever since that morning, maybe word did finally get around.....LOL.
Triphid
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Nov 30, 2018
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A beer!
mikebeed
Level 7
Nov 30, 2018
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Yes. I am going with "another beer"!
hrug:To hell with it, done changed my answer four times. Turnning over and going back to sleep...my friends know better.
HankSherman
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Nov 30, 2018
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Eyes. Then clothes hamper - even most friends don't see me naked. Then the door.
Beowulfsfriend
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Nov 30, 2018
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