The family trees that are sometimes found in them.

Ecclesiastes 9:10: "Whatever your hand finds to do, do it with all your might, for in the realm of the dead, where you are going, there is neither working nor planning nor knowledge nor wisdom."

Oh my favorite part is NOT to have one to begin with

I will tell you after a shortage of toilet paper.

THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS Translated out of the original tongues and with the former translations diligently compared and revised BY HIS MAJESTY'S SPECIAL COMMAND

None of it.

I enjoyed Sodom, before it burned...

I like the part right before the front cover and the part right after the back cover.

I have to say the bulk of the inner pages… as they always composted sooner than the covers.. No shit ~

Thou shall not kill. Yet god sends his son down here to be murdered!

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