Jesus arrives for the second coming. What entrance music does he use and why?
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"He wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini"
Why? Because he's a cross-dresser. 
BestWithoutGods
Level 8
Mar 19, 2019
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Sousa's Liberty Bell march. Think Monty Python.
Zippypinhead57
Level 5
Mar 20, 2019
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Hmm, see...
In that day and age, he was a man who had built up an impressive amount of power and influence and yet he never took a wife or a "servant". & despite religious writing, teaching, and preaching up until that point going on & on about the terrible sinfullness of homosexuality, he never mentions it...
I'm thinking he'll go with something from Queen or Elton John or somesuch.
GeorgeN
Level 3
Mar 19, 2019
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"Jesus in the Sky with Diamonds"
Because if he can turn water into wine, why wouldn't he turn coal into diamonds?
BestWithoutGods
Level 8
Mar 19, 2019
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Or, on second thought, maybe it could rhyme with the original: "Crucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
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