"He wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini"
Why? Because he's a cross-dresser. 
 BestWithoutGods
                                                
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                                                Mar 19, 2019
                                            
                                                
                                                    BestWithoutGods
                                                
                                                Level 8
                                                Mar 19, 2019                                            
                                        Sousa's Liberty Bell march. Think Monty Python.
 Zippypinhead57
                                                
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                                                Mar 20, 2019
                                            
                                                
                                                    Zippypinhead57
                                                
                                                Level 5
                                                Mar 20, 2019                                            
                                        Hmm, see...
In that day and age, he was a man who had built up an impressive amount of power and influence and yet he never took a wife or a "servant".  & despite religious writing, teaching, and preaching up until that point going on & on about the terrible sinfullness of homosexuality, he never mentions it...
I'm thinking he'll go with something from Queen or Elton John or somesuch.
 GeorgeN
                                                
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                                                Mar 19, 2019
                                            
                                                
                                                    GeorgeN
                                                
                                                Level 3
                                                Mar 19, 2019                                            
                                        "Jesus in the Sky with Diamonds"
Because if he can turn water into wine, why wouldn't he turn coal into diamonds?
 BestWithoutGods
                                                
                                                Level 8
                                                Mar 19, 2019
                                            
                                                
                                                    BestWithoutGods
                                                
                                                Level 8
                                                Mar 19, 2019                                            
                                        Or, on second thought, maybe it could rhyme with the original: "Crucy in the Sky with Diamonds"