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And guys! Consider skills above beauty!!!
Ladies! Update those Agnostic profiles!!
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bigpawbullets 9 Mar 27
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Itโ€™s a good thing I do not have to hunt for my food. I donโ€™t even know where ๐ŸŒฎ tacos live.

You have to grow them. Plant the trees and wait.

Do NOT believe what mischl wrote. Tacos do NOT grow on trees; that is fake news. They live in rivers and you have to fish for them.

@Gwendolyn2018 In Australia they roam wild in the bush and pretty easy to catch, even for a non hunter like me!

@Gwendolyn2018
I think you have confused them with enchiladas.

@Sierra4 No, no, no . . . tacos are found in fresh water and enchiladas in salt water.

@Geoffrey51 Those tacos must be a land species; they are aquatic here in North America.

@Gwendolyn2018 Wow, thereโ€™s evolution and adaption for you!

@Geoffrey51 Next, they will be flying--no, wait, burritos beat them to it.

@Gwendolyn2018 Very clever!

@Geoffrey51 I try and sometimes, I succeed.

@MissKathleen Good--that's all I can give!

They live wih Sharko.. and Marko.. ..arrive early and set out a bowl of sour cream..

This thread is the best!

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Catch your own damned chicken.

@Yogisan I get my own dinner everyday. That is no problem for me. And considering that my ex BF just hit me up for a $100 loan, it appears that I also providing dinner for at least one male.

@Gwendolyn2018 I've also loaned ex'es and/or their mothers money in the past.... idk why some guys are under the misguided impression that women sit in front of a mirror brushing our hair all day and are helpless. XD

@demifeministgal It annoys me that some men think that women are poor money managers. I have done better financially living alone than my ex and I did. In a forum on a dating site (years ago), a woman started a thread asking about shoes. As I am a shoe fanatic, I posted. Men started posting about how women lack money sense and spend all their money on clothes and shoes. Whoa! It turned out that the women who were posting were better off financially than the men! One man actually apologized.

@Gwendolyn2018 And men waste money on video games, tech gadgets, cars, sports shoes and other expensive consumer goods as well. Those whiny types are hypocrites at best.

@demifeministgal My ex-husband used to ask me why I needed so many shoes; I asked him why he needed so many fishing poles. Now, I might have 150 pairs of shoes, but I have saved quite a bit of money. One reason is because I have driven the same car for about 14 years and will drive it until it dies. My ex bought a Goldwing motorcycle with a disability settlement and then, lived in an RV. Go figure.

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It does not matter :

Both kinds of women hate me.

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goddamit... I'm a city slicker, not a country farm gal.... I need the farmers to catch, cut up and freeze or BBQ my chicken meat for me! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜€

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Catching it is one thing...wringing itโ€™s neck is quite another!

I much prefer to use an axe.

I will be doing for a Muscovy drake or two this weekend, freezing one and eating the other next weekend.

My mother used to wring the necks of chickens so we had something to eat.

@MissKathleen I was a city girl, and we lived above my fatherโ€™s grocery store....no chickens to have to catch or wring necks. My experience with hens and chickens came much later when I came to live here, in the middle of the country.

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Cuteness never dies ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜œ

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As the Victorian maxim has it, "looks fades but good cooking keeps getting better", applies equally to husbands and wives.

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(just kidding)

I'm a pheasant mother plucker,
I pluck mother pheasants
I'm the most pheasant mother plucker that ever plucked a mother pheasant

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I wouldn't mind catching one but I need a fellow that can wring its neck and pluck it.

At first, I forgot we were talking about chickens

Plucking chickens is okay, but Muscovy ducks are a bit harder.

I can Pluck my own chickens....

two nails in a V in a log and an ax....hang by it's feet on a clothesline to drip. Then it's dressing and plucking time.

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I can catch mine, when she is in her pen; but I would never harm her. I will only hug her and kiss her and tell her she's a pretty girl. Just kidding...I don't kiss my chickens; and will only catch her if I need to tend to her, or put on/change her cute little apron.

However, I did kiss one of my young ducks on the top of his sweet little head.

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Puhleeze! The earth will be on fire from multiple nukes, and men will still go for the young, hot babe on their arm...who in turn will take them for every dime that they have. Human behavior is predictable.

@MissKathleen Roomba Boomba's

I've seen it happen a lot and it doesn't matter, they still want slender and athletic while they have beer bellies. There are a few though....

You are so right! With a caveat. The ones very impressed by those homestead skills may just be looking for a maid, to leave them free to play. They may go for the metaphorical chicken-plucker to Marry, but either he wants to be lazy, like Pa Kettle (for those old enough to remember that TV show) or thinks he is Don Juan, hoping she's too busy tending the farm to notice he's playing other fields rather than tending his own.
But that's just my gay guy perspective. ๐Ÿ˜

@MikeInBatonRouge I think you're on to something there.

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I have many skills but I think I'm just fine doing them for myself though.

Same here!

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Lol!!! Being single is really cool so... no chicken-catching-women for me!!! Lol!!!

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Maybe if you can't catch, kill, clean and cook it, you might want to rethink your diet. Now thats been said and spring is coming I need to prune my hamburger bush. ๐Ÿ˜

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Within a couple more weeks of all the non-essential businesses being closed (ie beauty salons) all women will start to look pretty much the same. The men of course will look as awful as we always have, no change at all.

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LOL...I just got reminded how to "catch a chicken"...my daughter-in-law bought a bunch along with a "hen house" to raise them..and I was astounded to see how easy it was (actually she made it "look easy" - it wasn't!

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Love it. As I get ready for work I am thinking, when can I stop this ๐Ÿ˜‚

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More & more ๐Ÿ˜‰ ...cept that don't look like a chicken catcher ๐Ÿ˜€

Varn Level 8 Mar 27, 2020
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Every time I update I lose followers. =0}

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I'm reminded of a 60's Playboy cartoon.

Young long-haired hippie guy lying on the mattress (on the floor).
Young gal walking away . . .

(gal's caption)
Roll me a joint, Roll me a joint -- a woman's work is never done !
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Nope

bobwjr Level 10 Mar 27, 2020
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Hunt,fish,clean and cook the game,help with vehicle maint, skills that need reviving....

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I look for other non food type of skills.

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Why is it that (so far) ONLY guys have found my "pheasant mother plucker" comment (below) funny ?

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