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How many of you curse like a sailor?
When I do my religious mother gets
offended. So Iā€™m using new cursing words
out of the handmaids tale.
Blessed be the fruit or blessed be.
Any new curse word suggestions?
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Wildgreens 8 Nov 1
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I can curse but not sure about the sailor bit. Never met a cursing sailor. Only nice ones.

You must not have dated any. šŸ˜€

@Leelu Or they were scared of me to curse.

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Of course there's that 'ole trusty standby : fuck

And I heard someone say "you pecker wipe" recently, and it cracked me up !

But I've found going international can be fun too : "bloody hell" , or "shite" , then there's "come mierda" (shit eater - Spanish), and "malaka" (asshole - Greek)

šŸ˜Š Thanks šŸ˜ƒ

@evergreen "parthone shibuki" & "totashestika" lovely Greek better known than 28 centuries of ATHEISM

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Me, I often swear like a trooper, enough to make the Devil blush in fact. LOL.
But when there are ladies/women or kids around I usually resort to things like "For Juicy Fish, Chips and Salad ( For Jesus Fucking Christ Sake)," " Fish and Chips ( F**ing Christ)," etc, etc.
There are many, many more besides those two.

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"Goddang it, Fudging MotherFudger!!!" Get your Ish together!!!

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I forget the movie, but it was some buddy-cop flick or something in that style, and Eugene Levy tells Sam Jackson that he can avoid cursing by continuing to say "fuck" but then immediately say "crying out loud." The result is that you can still get away with saying "fuck" but others will hear "fuh crying out loud." Win-win. šŸ˜

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Just remind her that our curse words didn't even exist when "jesus" did so it's doubtful his dad will have a problem with it. I got nothing on the handmaids tales... Mother funking son over beach, cork sucking bastage ice holes.

I appreciate this suggestion. šŸ‘šŸ˜ƒ
I will keep ā€œJesusā€ in mind.

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I like to borrow curses and insults from other languages. I learned some neat insults in German and Spanish. Yiddish is a rich language for insults. Arabic is unbelievably nasty - you should google and read the awful insults they have - I think Arabic is the best language for cursing. Israeli Jews borrow swear words from Arabic, as Hebrew has very few curses.

SKH78 Level 8 Nov 2, 2020

Hebrew and Arabic both came from the same 'root' language, i.e. Aramaic, so that would be a good source imo.
The ancient Greeks has some very 'choice' phrases as well.

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I'm going the other way with it. I'm getting my mother to swear. Currently working on cunt. I got her to watch a couple British comedians/shows to take away the shock of it first; that helped a lot.

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Simple!!!

Fuck them if they can not take a joke!!!

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Wizzyswimple.

Actually, I've been using "dick hole" a lot recently. It's all-inclusive.

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I am a sailor. My dad taught me to curse like a coal miner. MOM taught me farmers curse "words." My Navy taught me to navigate the world the war the PENTAGON and Drake University taught me more religious lies from so called public schools sprinkled with scientists kow towing to polluter oil war crime profiteering bankster zionizm .... gawdamn fascist system does not fucking tell the truth THE SYSTEM TEACHES patriarchal theocracy while pissing onto our Constitution does not contain a single fucked up gawd "word"

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fruits and veggies

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I don't curse like a sailor. Theyre downright polite compared to a Soldier lol

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I think the swear words we use today will become the prayers we use in a couple of hundred years. Nothing happens until the swearing starts,

I like how you think. šŸ˜ƒšŸ‘

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I liked that movie. šŸ˜ƒšŸ‘

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Having served in the Navy aboard a ship, yes. LOL. I already knew how. My Dad swore, especially when working on the car, etc. He never said Fuck. I on the other hand.....

Anyway, a new term for you all - Ubiquitous Whore. I created that so I could swear at the car while working on it while I had kids.

Swear story: When the kids were teens, I bought an old Fiero. It needed a new radiator. I bought one and told the kids to put it in while I went to work my summer job. I come home, it was done. My now ex asked (snarkily) if I wanted to hear what our 14 year old daughter learned from her brothers. Sure. So, my daughter pointed at parts of the car and said, "That's a son-of-a-bitch and that's a motherfucker."

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When I went to Methodist college in NC in 70 I did and I was nicnamed Fu%^en Jeff . What was common language up north wasn't down here , I did clean it up except at times when my emotions take over.

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I cuss like a sailor but I was in the Army. Is that a contradiction?

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Just read this some wheres else Most people do not like snow ,so One could use Snow as an ancroym for many swear words and can even say it multipule times in a row lol

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Another story, my family was on vacation in another state to visit my in-laws. They lived down the street from the local grocery store "Dick's Market". My middle son who like to get a rise out of his parents from swearing had nicknamed the store "Big Harry's". We past by this market having gotten so close to our destination, and we heard the expect flurry of "Big Harry's" from middle son. My oldest son who is a year older than the middle one piped up asking why someone would use the name `Dick'. We explained how Dick was a nickname for Richard just as Bob was a nickname for Robert. Hearing this explanation, my youngest son who was age 3 at the time - 6 years younger than our middle son - joined in the conversation after a moment and asked, "You mean ... Dick Tracy was his name??" ("Dick Tracy" was in theaters at the time)

I confess that the youngest son's punchline eludes me. Why didn't he ask: "You mean, Richard Tracy was his name?" or "You mean, Dick Tracy wasn't his name?"

@vertrauen - Remember that he was 3. In his young mind, any mention of "dick" referred to a penis. It was a revelaton to him that Dick Tracy was his name and not some reference random or otherwise to male genitalia. He had been taken to see the movie "Dick Tracy" recently before this incident and apparently thought the dialogue involved some reference to a penis every time Dick Tracy's name was mentioned. Being 3 years old he didn't think to question it.

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My middle son was very oppositional. When he was young in the second or third grade, he learned how to get a rise out of adults in his life by swearing. To keep him from getting in trouble at school or embarrass us in public, my wife and I decided to make up a word and tell him it was the very worst word anyone could say. The word was "sodbuster". Everytime he said it at home, we reacted and over reacted. It was working fairly well until one day he came running home from school terribly excited. Apparently, his teacher decided to teach his class about the westward movement of the United States. And you guessed it, the teacher began talking about those pioneers and settlers known as "sodbusters". Sigh! The jig was up.

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I am using the 4 letter F word more and its, a word everyone wants to hear but their mind goes another direction ,,Do not know any one who doesn,t " FREE"

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"Your mother was born out of wedlock."

"You believe in god? You have my deepest sympathy."

"Your mother knew your father for just one night."

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"You shit face!" I said to Karen when she admitted she bought six loaves of bread I wanted.

LMAO ,fuuny the way you said it to her ,but in good jest

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