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Glad I decided to let the Answering machine take that call.
It was Jesus Jockey, Evangelidiot calling from Narromine where he is now stuck because the alternator on his vehicle shorted out and literally turned its wiring into molten metal.
It appears that a NEW alternator will cost him approx. $200 to$ PLUS mechanics fees, the Bail set for his friend Grant, aka the Great Stinky, has been set at $5,000 and Evangelidiot wants me to contribute to raising it by GIVING him $2,000 as soon as I can send it to him.
Well, he can go whistle if he thinks I'm going to help him get the Great Stinky out of the Nick, let the filthy Scum-bag, Kiddie Fiddling Arse-wipe stay in there and ROT for all I care.

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Triphid 9 Nov 11
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I am delighted that I do not have Evangelidiot as a neighbour. I would not want to end up in prison on a charge of murder.

No worries on that count with me eradicating Evangelidiot there.
I'd much rather let nature take its course and from this day forward ANY disastrous event that befalls him such as hose before where I have intervene out following my training as a nurse will see me being nothing more than a bystander/spectator.
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Level 8

That’s pretty brazen! But then he figures god will take care of twisting your arm, so all he has to do is ask and pray. And you will be smitten by the Holy Spirit to his bidding! 😂😂😂

Fat chance of that happening.
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Level 8

How did the great stink endup in jail?

According to Evangelidiot, 2 counts of Attempted Rape and 3 of Public Indecency.

@creative51 Yep, just the type you'd want to see 'up-standing in a 20' deep hole with someone pouring concrete into it I reckon.

@Triphid And he wants you to pay his bail? Seriously I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

BTW Does Broken HIll run on central standard time or eastern standard time?
We had a quiz question and it all came down to Broken Hill running on CST along with SA.

@Budgie Central Standard Time in Autumn and Winter, Central Daylight Saving time in Spring and Summer.

@Budgie It seems that the system here decided NOT to put the Bail Amount in in full.
The Great Stinky needs to rise % Grand for his Bail and Evangeloon wants me to contribute 2 Grand.
He's got 2 chances of that ever happening, they are Buckley's and Sweet F**k All.
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Level 9

Why does he feel so free to keep calling on you for every damn thing he wants help with?

Probably because he has alienated everyone else in town and seems to have the idea that as his next door neighbour I have to be a friend.
Pity he's up the wrong tree, in the wrong forest and in the wrong place as well.
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Level 9

Sucks to be them.

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