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Gotta love the Australian Bureau of Meteorology....LOL.
According to them via the "net" report displayed on my screen it is " 23 degrees Celsius and fine and sunny."
Yeah right, looked out the window and cannot see the sun for clouds, there is thunder rumbling around through the clouds and even the odd flash of lightning as well.
So, either I am dreaming and don't know it, somehow I move house, town, etc, in my sleep last night, there is a "God", LOL, and he/she/it is having a bad hair day OR the B.O.M. are being their usual selves and can't tell their arses from their elbows as per usual.

Triphid 9 Mar 13
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White people shock me. From the delivery to the wording, this is a grade A complaint. But all this for a wrong weather report. Is this what you're really mad at?

Oh really O'Reilly so you say and you of the darker skin are the epitomes of human genius then may one assume?
I guess you haven't around on this planet long enough as YET to learn the Great and True fact that it ONLY the amount and levels of a pigment known as Melanin in the skin that makes this " difference" that you all get het up about and run around like demented chickens over.
Guess what, Oh wise and wonderful Numb-nutted one, I have more and assorted NATIONS in my genetic make up that you can EVER hope for and I don't cry just because my skin is a brown or DARK brown, NOT BLACK btw, shade.
So, please fel most welcome to take your apparent Racism, insert it where the sun never shines and find either a better and far more interest subject to discuss or a Racist Site that will welcome you with opened arms for WE here on Agnostic,com are NOT racists and dislike Racists/Racism intensely.

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I just turned my heat back on this morning to knock the chill. 60 degrees inside the house but it gets to be 50 degrees outside by the time I go to work. That means my heat goes back off because it might warm up to 60's outside. I'm not sure anybody knows the weather these days but they do predict it.

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I have had days drving home in thundering rain barely able to see the road and then out of nowhere pfft sunshine and humidity. Some days you could draw a line on the road where it changes.

We often get the same weather phenomenon this way.
Such as yesterday for example, I live in the northern area of town and my gauge recorded just under a half an inch of rain, out west, a friend of mine recorded ZERO rainfall out in the west of town and the ground was as dry as a Step-mother's kiss, out in the south of town they had strong winds and just a few dribbles of rain, the C.B.D. had rain and a short period where everything was blacked out due to a power line being hit by lightning.
At least we are NOT like Melbourne where you CAN and DO get all 4 seasons in the one day though.

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Funny, around here we get “ rain starts in 12 minutes”….of course, I still get pissed when it starts in 9…..

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Tell you what. Box up some of those degrees, (we don't have any at the moment) and I will get some snow packaged up for you. Even trade.

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Let's hope they get it right the next time. Must make planning outings and outdoor chores a coin toss. 🙂

Betty Level 8 Mar 13, 2022

Very tempted to start using an old method I once saw in an outback Hotel in Central Australia.
There was the lone rock, about the size of baseball suspended under a sign on the veranda of Hotel.
The sign said, " Weather rock, if rocks wet, it is raining, if it's dry, it's sunny, if rock is swaying it's bloody windy, if rock is on ground, string has broken, please repair string."
Probably as accurate as any Weather Forecasts available these days imo.

@Triphid Better start looking for an appropriate rock or better yet, send one to the weatherman. 😉

@Betty Already have one, perfect for the task, imo, as well, just need to drill a hole through it and weld up a frame to hang it on.

@Triphid Then you will be able to call in your forecast. Who knows? You might get more popular than the weather station. lol

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Hmm. Does a frigid woman have a cold front?

Want another bit of giggle?
Forecast STILL insists that it is 23 C and " Partly sunny? and right now it is either raining outside or a huge flock of very incontinent pigeons is circling over the district because it is NOW raining as well.
So much for " Budget Cuts" and moving our Weather Monitoring Station to Yunta in Sth,.Australia.

If she has low circulation. lol

@Triphid Darn those incontinent pigeons, they keep messing up the forecast. The weatherman's worst nightmare. lol

Sincerest apologies to the ladies but I have add this little joke here,
Q. How do you know when a woman is 100% frigid?
A. Every time she farts she creates a snow-storm. LOL.

@Triphid A bit like the Winterbottoms, those cold stern people.

@anglophone Hey, don't knock the Winterbottom name , LOL, had a teacher in High School named, of all things around teenaged boys and girls, " Iva Winterbottom."
And no wonder because she looked to be at least 70 to 90 years old, was as grumpy as a bear with a sore head and wore those thick, heavy rimmed spectacles just perched almost on the end of her nose, a nose that would even the harshest witch jealous as well.

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