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It's just a personal theory but if we had more Xstian petting zoos with Lions, this whole religion problem might just resolve itself.

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SnowyOwl 8 Apr 26
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Level 8

I have often said in jest "Bring back lion fed xtians".

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Level 7

The "Nigerian Scam" only works on gullible people, not lions.

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Level 9

Hope the lions were all right and didn't get poisoned by the toxic food they just ate.

He did seem a little OFF. 😀
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Level 9

To accomplish this trick you first have to learn lion language. Next is to be able to hypnotize them and convince them they are not hungry. It helps if the zoo keepers feed them first.

Humans, the other white meat.

@SnowyOwl Actually Cannibals have been known to describe human flesh as being " long pig" i.e. similar to pork.
Just ask any ex-cannibal from New Guinea and he will tell you.

@Triphid I am aware of the term and it is used in New Guinea, apparently the French were favoured for their sweeter meat (maybe all that wine?) over the Brits who were described as tough and salty.

Exactly

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Level 8

The artist, whoever he/she is, has above average ability. The painting is 'inspirational'--- even if the subject is quite obviously foolish as hell. What turn would the uneducated have if they saw that painting in, hypothetically, 1700 CE. But yes, the poor would not be found in galleries!
"1991", no excuse!

Same here lol
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Level 7

I've heard of this story as well. I don't think I need to comment about it, as things are too obvious.

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Level 9

The Lions had either Christian a la Carte or Danielkebabs Nigerian style, either way it would have be a welcome change from their ordinary menu....LOL.

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Level 9

That would be nice, but it's not good for the lions.

Why not? Primates have always been on the menu as far as lions and their food chain.
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Level 8

A pre-Covid Darwin Award winner.....

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Level 8

Yummy Yummy!!

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