Two young male attorneys are walking along a Cozumel shoreline when they run upon an absolutely beautiful woman lying naked and unconscious on the beach.

Lawyer 1: Let's f*** her!
Lawyer 2: Outta what?

That depends on the person and the environment.

Depends on the person. I just realized that a lady was becoming a close friend when I almost spilled out a dirty comment...looked at her...and then said it. It kind of cemented our relationship as friends.

How long is the joke?

I don't have to know them at all, but I do have to be able to judge or assess the person or people I am addressing. This may depend on age gender or cultural backround.

A lack of familiarity seldom stops me. Sometimes l just like to see the look on someone's face. ?

We were talking about American beer (Miller, Schlitz, Coor's, etc.) in the faculty room at my school and I was surprised to learn that many did not know the saying about American beer.

"It's like making love in a canoe."

Of course everyone here has heard it right?

it's relevant to the situation, not the amount of time

30 seconds if they don't like it I don't like them lol

It's not a matter of how long, but how well.

What is:
Long and thin
Covered in skin
Red in parts
Goes in tarts?

Yeah ! About 2 seconds. Too bad if they hate me for it !

After breakfast my dear.

Five minutes?

If the opportunity arises, any time is the right time. You need to take risks for comedy, and holding onto a joke is almost always a mistake.

Depending on the circumstances, it might not be very long. My point of view is we're adults, it was funny to me, and the earlier you know that about me the better.

Sometimes, their response tells me if I want to know them better. I'm a Doug Stanhope fan... dark dark humor. If they can't handle a peepee joke, they shouldn't be around me for extended periods of time.

Me? About 2 and a half seconds.
But I'm inappropriate, just ask my teaching mentors.

I think it depends on the circumstances. I know of groups that used innuendo all the time. So, in that circumstance, any time is possible. But, in general, I would always refrain from telling a dirty joke. Not unless I know the person well. From my religious background, dirty jokes are NEVER told.

I find it a good way to judge a person, so not very long. If they don't like It, then they probably aren't my kind of people anyway.

It would depend on the person

About 2 hours

Telling jokes is all a matter of timing. You just have to choose an appropriate time, which varies from one person to another. Or, in other words, it depends on your audience.

What do you mean by "dirty."

I guess I am a total fuddy duddy. I never tell dirty jokes. Actually I never tell jokes at all. I'm more of an ironic commentator with a touch of acerbic wit