Confessions of a mad punster. When I was out to lunch with my aunt earlier today, we stopped at our local favorite place to grab a quick bite. We walked in the front door in the young man behind the podium asked if we wanted a table or booth. For some bizarre reason I couldn't help it. I told him we wanted the John Wilkes Booth. My aunt just looked at me I look back at her, and said hey, I took a shot. Some days are like that.
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That is TOO funny!! and nice you spend time with your aunt. When I go shopping with this one particular friend I do not know what comes over me but it is this constant quips and jokes. Halloween at the Goodwill Store is a riot!! WE have so much fun just looking at the costume possibilities.
silverotter11
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June 1, 2018
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And did the young man know what you were asking for?
sassygirl3869
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June 1, 2018
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I am not familiar with John Wilkes, can you elaborate.
Jolanta
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June 1, 2018
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@SonOfABeach Ok, I am not from the US and do not know who shot whom anymore, you have so many people being shot there every day. Even quite a few politicians have died.
Did the maitre' d even get it? I would have chuckled but I'm like that. 
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