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Quotes
2 days ago2d

Posted by Garban
To be really happy and really safe, one ought to have at least two or three hobbies, and they must all be real. - Winston Churchill I think his three favorite hobbies were smoking, drinking, and inspiring nations against fascism.😉 Mine are ...
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Politics
5 days ago5d

Posted by St-Sinner
A British mess of snobs
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Music Fans
1 week ago1w

Posted by EyesThatSmile
I love this band’s sound and most of their songs. A combination alt rock and country. They have a couple clearly Christian songs (ugh). I think of my brother every time I hear this song. NeedToBreathe, Brother.
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Just for Laughs
1 week ago1w

Posted by OldMetalHead
Adam was returning home late one night at paradise after drinking with the dodo and the unicorn. Eve got angry and yelled at him: "YOU ARE SEEING ANOTHER WOMAN!" Adam responded: "Don't be silly, you are the only woman on earth", and went to sleep. ...
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Just for Laughs
2 weeks ago2w

Posted by glennlab
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day while out riding his horse, he came across another man on horseback. The man told him he was his next door neighbor and he was having a get-together ...
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Just for Laughs
2 weeks ago2w

Posted by glennlab
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey jumps around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on ...
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Uncommon words and their meanings.
3 weeks ago3w

Posted by davers
Voltaic adjective noting or pertaining to electricity or electric currents, especially when produced by chemical action, as in a cell; galvanic.
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Silly, Random & Fun
3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Ryo1
Study the picture first and then read the story. This actually happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk. A French policeman stopped an Englishman's car and asks if he has been drinking. With great difficulty ( being totally as ...
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Silly, Random & Fun
3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Captain_Feelgood
A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The ...
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Baby Boomers
4 weeks ago4w

Posted by FrostyJim
My mom was there...
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News & Links
4 weeks ago4w

Posted by FvckY0u
That plastic water bottle you're drinking from contains Duncan Alexander Burrell-Gordon.
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Just for Laughs
4 weeks ago4w

Posted by zeuser
I'd sign up for that day drinking gig.
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Just for Laughs
1 month ago1m

Posted by OldMetalHead
I'm sleeping with the minister's wife. Can you keep him busy in church for an hour after service for me? Mike doesn't like it, but being a friend, he agrees. After the service, Mike asks the minister all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him ...
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Memes R Us
1 month ago1m

Posted by OldMetalHead
The god of the old testament is a way more accomplished murderer than Satan ever was.
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Politics
1 month ago1m

Posted by Barnie2years
Though this was interesting. A little dated, but fun.
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Political Posts, Articles and Memes
1 month ago1m

Posted by Buttercup
Tom was a lot smarter than today's pubs, especially those on the court.
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Posts
Jun 19Jun 19

Posted by bobwjr
No drinking and driving
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Just for Laughs
Jun 16Jun 16

Posted by St-Sinner
Maybe it takes less pedaling
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Just for Laughs
Jun 15Jun 15

Posted by azzow2
DDD (Dogs Drinking Disorder)
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News & Links
Jun 11Jun 11

Posted by SeaGreenEyez
LINKTikTok Star Taylor Frankie Paul's Mormon Swinging Scandal Explained
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All Things Asia
Jun 10Jun 10

Posted by Boomtarat03
The power of soju 😅 🇰🇷 • Soju is a clear, colorless distilled alcoholic beverage that is widely associated with the drinking culture of Korea. It is usually consumed neat, and its alcohol content varies from about 12.9% to 53% alcohol by...
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Love & Relationships
Jun 2Jun 2

Posted by LiterateHiker
I'm not willing to waste time with emotionally-constipated men.
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Celebrity Pictures
Jun 2Jun 2

Posted by Sierra4
June 2, 1954. Happy birthday to Dennis Haysbert. He played POTUS on FOX's 24 and God on Netflix's Lucifer as well as many other credits.
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General & Hellos
May 31May 31

Posted by Apunzelle
We just got back from a long weekend visit to the Cincinnati Zoo. We met the famous baby hippo Fiona plus mom Bibi and step-dad Tucker. 🦛 Another highlight: We gave an elephant a bath in a darn cool behind-the-scenes encounter. 🐘 🛁 Mai ...
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Music Fans
May 30May 30

Posted by RhondaShotwell
My friends mother had this in a 45, and we used to play it all the time.
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Politics
May 29May 29

Posted by Flyingsaucesir
This pretty much says it all. What else do you need to know?
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Politics
May 26May 26

Posted by FearlessFly
Do you criticize "Rethuglicans" ?
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Just for Laughs
May 23May 23

Posted by St-Sinner
He needs an eye contact
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Just for Laughs
May 23May 23

Posted by OldMetalHead
A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford "The materials we put into our stomach should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded ...
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Politics
May 21May 21

Posted by snytiger6
LINKArchbishop bars Pelosi from communion over abortion stance. This will backfire.
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Instrumentals
May 17May 17

Posted by WilliamCharles
Man of Constant Sorrow
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News & Links
May 14May 14

Posted by MaryChristmas
Such good Christians, eh? "Settlement reached in claim Liberty University hid rapes, punished victims" "One accuser said that when she reported that drugs were slipped into her drink before she was raped, LU fined her $500 for drinking alcohol." ...
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Memes R Us
May 10May 10

Posted by OldMetalHead
Gallows...well actually, morgue humor.
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News & Links
May 10May 10

Posted by Ryo1
Brits, no more binge drinking in Spain. 'Six alcoholic drinks a day' imposed on Brits in Spain. On top of the cap on drinks, the Balearic Government has halted pub crawls, while also preventing the sale of alcohol in shops between 9.30pm and 8am. ...
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Politics
May 7May 7

Posted by ChestRockfield
Every state in the country has Safe Haven laws that allow a women to drop off an infant at a fire station no repercussions, no questions. Unless they repeal those laws too, any pregnant woman that's being denied an abortion that wants to go out ...
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Music Fans
May 5May 5

Posted by Sierra4
It is Cinco de Mayo. A holiday in Mexico, celebrating the defeat of the French at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862, but a big drinking holiday in Texas. Here is Texas native Baldemar Garza Huerta, aka Freddy Fender. I Love My Rancho Grande. ...
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Progressives, Socialists, and Black Lives Matter
May 1May 1

Posted by johnnyrobish
Oklahoma GOP Chair Calls for Dr. Fauci to Be Tried and Executed At a recent campaign event, Oklahoma Republican Party Chairman and GOP candidate for U.S. Congress John Bennett, who posted a photo of his family holding automatic weapons and ...
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Just for Laughs
Apr 20Apr 20

Posted by St-Sinner
Count on WHO
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General & Hellos
Apr 19Apr 19

Posted by Triphid
Just heard from Evangelidiots lady "friend" ( more like imo his bed-partner when requested rather than wanted and loved) that he is now in hospital AGAIN AFTER his drinking binge the other evening and falling in to a drunken sleep in his front yard ...
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Just for Laughs
Apr 19Apr 19

Posted by zeuser
Droppin' a beat like your life depends on it.
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Politics
Apr 15Apr 15

Posted by snytiger6
LINKStacey Abrams loses bid to use same Georgia fundraising law that benefits Gov. Brian Kemp - CNNPolitics
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News & Links
Apr 15Apr 15

Posted by nicestuff
GOP lawmaker says homeless people should look to Hitler for inspiration “I haven’t given you all a history lesson in awhile, and I wanted to give you a little history on homelessness,” Niceley said. “ 1910, Hitler decided to live...
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Just for Laughs
Apr 6Apr 6

Posted by TheoryNumber3
Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: About $5.00 which includes a tip. Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a ...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Apr 3Apr 3

Posted by Archeus_Lore
First short story I wrote when practicing French, this is in interlinear form, French on top, English on bottom. Qu'est-ce qui se passe? What is happening? En général, M. Lèveillé dort très bien, mais hier soir il n'a pas bien dormi. In ...
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Health & Happiness
Apr 2Apr 2

Posted by Jolanta
Drinking tea and coffee will help staving off dementia.
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News & Links
Mar 29Mar 29

Posted by barjoe
LINKThis Insane Thread From Max Burns Explaining Why Will Slapped Chris Proves The Smiths Are Drinking The Scientology Kool-Aid & Are In Deep — Dean Blundell's Sports, News, Podcast Network
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Feline Fanatics
Mar 28Mar 28

Posted by RobertNappi2
Monday morning cuteness
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Books: Only Books
Mar 26Mar 26

Posted by Reignmond
Very good. I have noticed that 12 step programs are ineffective.
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Just for Laughs
Mar 19Mar 19

Posted by MaryChristmas
And this is why I don't allow children around whatever it is I'm drinking.
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Religion & Spirituality
Mar 19Mar 19

Posted by Sgt_Spanky
It seems the war in Ukraine is being seen by many Xian leaders as the sign we are in the last days...again. Pat Robertson sees it as proof positive that GOD is on his way and will do something amazing in the near future to prove his arrival prior to ...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Mar 18Mar 18

Posted by Captain_Feelgood
Bwaaaahahahahahahaha... Where are all the feminist these days?
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The Sound Of A Good Book
Mar 18Mar 18

Posted by Reignmond
I have been drinking coffee since I was 8 years old. The caffeine seems to not affect me much. I can have a couple 12oz cups and go to bed with no problem. In fact, I associate Coffee with relaxing. In High School, I would get home at about 12:00am ...
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LGBT+
Mar 16Mar 16

Posted by MikeInBatonRouge
Wow! Where to even start... Scottish politician John Mason urges deference to religion in his caution about legislating prohibitions against abusive anti-gay conversion therapy. The kicker? His comparison of homosexuality to "eating too much ...
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Just for Laughs
Mar 15Mar 15

Posted by JackPedigo
Heard a funny comment on NPR. Today is the Ides of March but instead of ‘Et tu Brute’ today we’d probably hear “why’d ya do it bro.”
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Posts
Mar 15Mar 15

Posted by St-Sinner
I tried drinking in the mold
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Online Dating: The Reality
Mar 14Mar 14

Posted by TomMcGiverin
Well, they did it again! Before Covid, about two or three years ago, Match.com changed its member profile format and took away the ability of opposite sex members to view the trait preferences made by a member in their own profile, on things like ...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Mar 11Mar 11

Posted by snytiger6
LINKMark Hamill Mocks Right-Wing Commentator With A Scathing Guessing Game | HuffPost Entertainment
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News & Links
Mar 9Mar 9

Posted by HippieChick58
LINKLetters From An American 03/08/2022
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News & Links
Mar 7Mar 7

Posted by snytiger6
The former American Atheists president went on the propaganda network to promote his new conservative group. Reading Time: 4 minutes I wasn’t expecting to see this, but in hindsight, I shouldn’t have been surprised. On Friday, David Silverman, ...
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Just for Laughs
Mar 5Mar 5

Posted by Geordielad2030
Keeping up with the times
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 3Mar 3

Posted by Zealandia
Police arrested two youths yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
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Politics
Mar 2Mar 2

Posted by snytiger6
LINK3 House Republicans Voted Against Making Lynching a Hate Crime
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Dog Behaviors
Mar 2Mar 2

Posted by K9Kohle789
I got a new domain name; This web thing is making me crazy.
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Politics
Feb 28Feb 28

Posted by Shaggy2018
Should Russia be permanently expelled from the UN security council?
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Politics
Feb 20Feb 20

Posted by Sookiesue
They ruined everything and their spaceships are headed nowhere.
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Human Sexuality: Everything About It
Feb 15Feb 15

Posted by yvilletom
It’s not rational. Why in pluperfect hell do people have children? Does it give purpose to their lives?
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General & Hellos
Feb 14Feb 14

Posted by nogod4me
Eye-opening warrant emerges in second arrest in two days of Colorado MAGA official
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Health & Happiness
Feb 14Feb 14

Posted by anglophone
Stupidity is not just limited to Congress. Australia has its fair share of Covid-19 nincompoops in Parliament:
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Posts
Feb 3Feb 3

Posted by phxbillcee
NASA State-of-the-Art Asteroid Tracking System Now Capable of Full Sky Search
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General & Hellos
Jan 30Jan 30

Posted by Pralina1
Priorities for next 14 days : No matter what , making sure I have no wear down panties on and matching bra will be nice 🙄 Just in case my behind ends back on a stretcher again Well . Kidney stone . Delightful . Decided to dislodge from kidney ...
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Just for Laughs
Jan 24Jan 24

Posted by prestonw1243
My family said I needed help with my drinking. So I hired a bartender.
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News & Links
Jan 23Jan 23

Posted by barjoe
LINKAngry Racist Man Throws Smoothie at Female Teen Worker - Merrill Lynch James Iannazzo Full Story - YouTube
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Trump Pinata
Jan 23Jan 23

Posted by NHjulie
Just read about some Qanoners? (Not sure what to call them), have moved on from waiting for JFK Jr to drinking some sort of bleach concoction. So sad but this meme fits.
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Uncommon words and their meanings.
Jan 19Jan 19

Posted by davers
Epicurean SHOW IPA adjective fond of or adapted to luxury or indulgence in sensual pleasures; having luxurious tastes or habits, especially in eating and drinking.
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Religion & Spirituality
Jan 18Jan 18

Posted by Normanbites
There is a phenomena I've observed (not here, but recent discussions here have triggered the memory). It works like this, someone spouts a "word salad" and many people react with "Gee I didn't understand any of that, it must be BRILLIANT!" A case in...
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Singles/Mingle/Chat
Jan 16Jan 16

Posted by azzow2
I have been talking to a social worker over the past several weeks. We have been talking about emotional EQ which is very important in how you get along with others. Here is a link if you would like to test yourself. My score: EQ ...
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Just for Laughs
Jan 15Jan 15

Posted by St-Sinner
Mum, let's play that game again...
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The Best of Late Night & News
Jan 15Jan 15

Posted by phxbillcee
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert - Drinking Urine Won't Cure Covid | Mike Lindell Wants To Imprison 300 Million Americans
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 14Jan 14

Posted by snytiger6
LINKAnti-Vax Leader Pushes Drinking Urine for COVID, Guillermo's Deer Antler Spray & Anti-Vax Barbie! - YouTube
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News & Links
Jan 13Jan 13

Posted by snytiger6
LINKJudge Tosses Teen Rape Conviction, Says 148 Days in Jail Is ‘Plenty of Punishment’
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News & Links
Jan 12Jan 12

Posted by HippieChick58
LINK'We're tired of watching people die': the 6 stages of critical COVID-19 care | Nebraska Medicine Omaha, NE
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Academic (e.g., Science)
Jan 12Jan 12

Posted by racocn8
Yet another scientific study on the use of hemp cannabinoids on Covid: Abstract: "The rapid spread of COVID-19 underscores the need for new treatments. Here we report that cannabidiol (CBD), a compound produced by the cannabis plant, inhibits ...
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Posts
Jan 12Jan 12

Posted by OldGoat43
CANNABIS IN SCIENCE & HEALTH1/12/2021 A study found that "cannabinoids block cellular entry of SARS-CoV-2 and the emerging variants." LINK: A study suggested that "CBD treatment significantly improved behavioral tasks and ...
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Mental Health Support
Jan 11Jan 11

Posted by JennyRad
For those of you who offered such good advice last week with regard to my stepdad, here’s an update. We’re at the “I’m not going to a nursing home and you can’t make me stage.” The power of attorney I have is no good because it only deals...
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The Best of Late Night & News
Jan 11Jan 11

Posted by phxbillcee
Jimmy Kimmel Live - Anti-Vax Leader Pushes Drinking Urine for COVID, Guillermo's Deer Antler Spray & Anti-Vax Barbie!
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News & Links
Jan 11Jan 11

Posted by redbai
LINKAnti-vaccine leaders recommends drinking urine to treat COVID
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Memes R Us
Jan 11Jan 11

Posted by Killtheskyfairy
Looks the same..hasn’t aged a bit!
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General & Hellos
Jan 6Jan 6

Posted by PondartIncbendog
Now, we are up to our ass with water. Floods everywhere, hills collapsing, monkeys and goats flying through the air! Three and a half inches in 24 hours. We need to start drinking some of it.
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Politics
Jan 5Jan 5

Posted by GeezerDawg
Too much? I may have been drinking.
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Posts
Jan 4Jan 4

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put it into a glass jar. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing. After an hour, when he was full of martinis and the jar was full ...
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visual art
Jan 4Jan 4

Posted by skado
Vincent Van Gogh (Dutch 1853 - 1890) Cottage and Woman with Goat 1885
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This Day In History
Jan 3Jan 3

Posted by altschmerz
🥤 January 3, 1888 🥤 Marvin Chester Stone of Washington D.C. patents his invention, the wax drinking straw and the spiral winding tube-making process. Stone was already a manufacturer of paper cigarette holders. He created his straw as a ...
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Age Related
Dec 30, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by bigpawbullets
My good wife Linda made a set of 4 card holders as a sample project for her sewing group. These would be gifted to retirement communities, and any organization serving elders. I was confronted by this scene when returning from my shop. Fck^ng ...
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News & Links
Dec 29, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by HippieChick58
LINKLetters From An American 12/28/2021
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Health & Happiness
Dec 28, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by LiterateHiker
Does drinking alcohol make you gain weight? Here's what experts say.
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Metal music
Dec 26, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Garf
Just found this, normally I put artist and song but I'm tired been drinking and going to bed
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General & Hellos
Dec 25, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Ceaselessmind
My day/evening spent alone and drinking mead. Lol
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Out Of The Illusion
Dec 25, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by William_Mary
Hawaii Emergency: Navy Poisons Drinking Water The US Navy has poisoned the largest water supply in O'ahu, Hawaii. Nobody knows how long residents have been drinking toxic water, how big the chemical leak is, or how many it will impact. But ...
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Health & Happiness
Dec 24, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Spinliesel
I am going to make a big assumption here. You are going to miss me if I don't tell you now that I will be gone for the next nine days. I am not planning to die and I will be back. This family has a lot of sad anniversaries between Christmas and ...
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News & Links
Dec 24, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by snytiger6
LINKCanada to Pay Billions to Indigenous Groups for Tainted Drinking Water
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