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I’ve been on this site almost a week now, and haven’t received a single unsolicited dick pic so far. What a refreshing change of pace! Are non-believers more enlightened when it comes to that sort of thing? Or have I just been lucky?

IndySent 7 Dec 26
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Yes it is a delightful change. I quit tinder when I received a video of a guy pleasuring himself @7 am. Just... What was he thinking???

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God came to Adam and said, "I've got some good news and some bad news."

"Well, give me the good news first," Adam replied.

"I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things and have wonderful conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your new intelligent life form and populate this planet."

Adam exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"

"The bad news is I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time."

I have yet to meet a woman who wants to debate philosophy during the act, so it seems to work alright...

@DJVJ311 That made me laugh!

Perhaps you haven’t met the right man, @IndySent 😉

@IndySent @DJVJ311 What is an atheist's alternative language for "Oh God"??? I mean do you say "Oh Darwin!"? In that event, would Planet Of The Apes imagery in your mind's eye throw off your concentration @DJVJ311????

@IndySent lol. Same here. I mean kinda....being cloaked and all and proclaiming: "The time has cum -execute order 69."

@DJVJ311 I have... ask her if she wants to be on top?

About the truth

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I am now fighting the urge to send unsolicited pictures of Donald Trump... thanks... lol

Yeah, now there's a real dick. lmao

Stop fighting.

@El-loco, now that you’re soliciting a pic, I cannot send you an unsolicited one 😟

My first impulse as well when I first read the OP's post! 😀

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Agnosticism and Atheism inspires more of a conversation. Like I forget that this is even a 'dating site'. Completely. I think if someone posted a 'dick pick', it would just inspire a discussion on circumcision...hehe

hahahahaha

Hahahaha

@Hellbent Off the point! BAM!

What is the average penis size? And second question... Does anyone really care?

@JohnnyThorazine

@DragonDust As a nurse, I've seen thousands of them, all shapes and sizes. As a woman I have to wonder if it feels the same to the guy regardless of his size. For the woman it can make a big ( pun intended ) difference. My husband is gifted, I consider myself a lucky woman.

@ForTheBirds Damn... I never thought of it like that. Feel so damn sexist right now.

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We just know the brain is the sexiest organ.

Agree!

Ditto!

But if someone sends you a picture of a brain, run!

its the biggest sex organ. lesbians get each other off without a dick so it just can't be that important can it. you definitely don't want to see my brain lol.

@Dida same! Really weirds guy out. It's hilarious.

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Non believers are more enlightened in most ways. I think that without god telling us to breed and that rape is okay and forgiveness is easy, we develop a deeper understanding of consent. I hope that's an actual fact and not just wishful thinking on my part, but who knows.

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Have we learned nothing from the Anthony Weiner story? And can we stop referring to it generically as your "Junk"? I mean, I don't feel like its junk... Is it junk to any of you? Is it something you would just cast aside when you are done with it? There is a real person attached to that dick, with real feelings ya know. ???? And he has been drinking.

MrLink Level 8 Dec 26, 2017

I'm pretty sure I could cast it aside! Your person is different than your junk! I'd like to know more about you, I don't give a damn about your junk!!

LMAO! HA HA HA!!! 😉

"Weiner" is such an appropriate name for that dude. LOL ....

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The men here are smart, educated and mature. Maybe there are a few who are not, but folks who come to a site like this tend to be Thinkers.

SKH78 Level 8 Dec 26, 2017
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I could sent ya a picture of my Dick. He's my brother. His proper name is Richard 😛

Hahaha!

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hahaha this is too funny! I will understand why dudes send dick pics! I date women and never have I ever just sent someone a pic of my privates! Like what the hell!!

@IndySent haha yup, I have watched that piece... ugh men sometimes... I don't get it!

Many dudes feel very proud of their jewels ... or they feel a bit insecure and want some verification that their possessions look "good". At any rate, they sent pix of their dix to women, wanting to hear compliments.

I don't understand why dudes are so proud of their jewels. I know women who have flashed men on Facebook, but the men have to ask. Usually women don't volunteer to show their stuff. They have to be asked.

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Which would be worse on this site: getting sent dick picks -or- being harassed by tactless evangelicals preaching the gospel?

Tough call, actually.

@Diarmaede yeah!

@Diarmaede LOL

I'll take the dick pics, they don't talk

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I haven't received any either. Now, I did receive a message a couple of days ago from a guy that wanted to know if my XL designation for shirt meant that I like to walk around with nothing on except an oversized shirt. Now, I do have an illustration of a busty woman as my avatar, but I don't see how that would indicate that I'm rail thin and wear only a t-shirt.

By the way, if that person sees this, I'm pretty sure we're not compatible.

@rick80013, that I didn't know. I picked it up as an avatar for a livejournal account that I had (that shows you how long ago I got it).

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For fucks sake! To dam funny!

Ahhh ... hahahahaha! Hilarious!

haha pretty tricky

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I would guess that most people here have a higher level of education than your average tinder user. That helps.

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I am not really getting the vibe that this place is a dating site at all. It’s more of a social group where we can all discuss how retarded religions are... amongst other things. No bobs or vagene requests either have I seen in any thread.

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Oh we have all types here-some are polygamous, married or in a relationship. And we have scammers-watch out.

I thought she was implying that polygamists are more enlightened than us monogamists and was offended. We demand clarification on whom you meant to offend!!!

We are talking about dating and relationships guys. A straight single woman is looking to meet a single guy who knows what the heck they want and doesn't play games. Can do that on a mainstream dating site-been there done that,

Yes and I appreciate the accuracy of their descriptions. I've made several friends here and thats okay too.

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Well shucks... I'm hoping you don't. This should be a group intelligent travelers that finally arrived home. I feel that way. There's a lot of smart people in here. With positive feedback. I didn't come here to to play childish games... I'm really liking the people on here.

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I have also been lucky in terms of dick pics, but I did encounter someone rather abrasive. I guess we shall see. Majority of the people who messages me though, seem to be more civil than your usual assholes on dating sites. I'm also glad that this is dating/ community place so if someone is looking for a date they can.

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This isn't, strictly speaking, a dating site. That's a side benefit but it's also more controlled then Facebook or random dwting sites.

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Most of the people on this site seem to be pretty cool !!!
Welcome. 🙂

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I got a dick pic when I was on Match 15 years ago. I think it's more common now. To that guy I replied " I can see it's your favorite part, and you are very proud of it. Looks like a medium. I'm afraid you need to bring more to the table than that to interest me. Got a brain? Got interesting subjects to talk over? "

What a Silly question, "got a brain?"............giiirrrrrrllll

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This made me laugh.

Have you a collection we could see? Just for research purposes you understand.

@irascible Nooooo thank you! This thread is hilarious.

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I prefer dik-dik pics. They're much cuter 🙂

TA extremely cute! Thanks for posting!

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I’ve heard the real freaks are on Christian mingle

That’ll do it, lol @IndySent
I had an ex, who broke up with me mind you, that signed me up for a dating website for folks with STD’s. He linked my email address and pic with it so I was getting notifications when contacted. I wrote the company several times explaining what happened asking for my account to be deleted. They finally did.

Last I knew he married the gal he started seeing after me and they had a daughter. He liked to sleep around and had a porn addiction so I find it fitting that karma hit him with a baby girl. Ha ha ha ha @IndySent

heey i actually heard that Is true! I was thinking, "wtf? for real?" I suppose so. And we are supposed to be the sinful and unsavory ones! HAH! not.

@IndySent my favorite one from a christian (godly dick pic) was a man who tattooed his cock with the phrase, or hymnal, "Love Lifted Me." my jaw dropped. and i serious, too.

@IndySent It was mighty funny!! I must admit!

LMAO!

@IndySent I'm sorry but that made me laugh so hard. I'm stealing that prank.

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In Waco you can put an ad up to sell a chair and get dick photos.

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If you insist....
Edit: My collage of famous people named Dick isn't displaying, ruining the joke.

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