Great post! Lots of laughs and some good insider information!
If you're married to me, or even my friend, I'm fiercely loyal and honest. Pretty upfront. You won't have to guess, and you can trust me with money or people. If you need me, Ill be there.
Most of my family has passed so other than my son, YOU will be my family! I have loads of friends to go along with my many interests so I can get busy at times.
Its a package deal. I have a 12 year old son that I love so much! I promised him I'd only date people who would enrich and makes both our lives more fun and adventurous. So you have to be that.
You need to love travelling, trying new things and going on adventures big and small. I am a pro at making fun in our own back yard. Swim, fish, hunt, hike, 4 wheeling, and mentoring kids happens a lot around here too. We are basically the Kool Aid house.
I love horses and dogs and don't think I'll outgrow it, so it would be best if you can at least tolerate them well. None of them would sleep in our bed but I DO snore.
I enjoy simple things like hot black coffee, especially in the morning on the deck with good conversation. Euchre, Cribbage, and Poker's fun too, especially in Michigan Winter's. Music and music festivals are high on the summer list.
Basically, I'm an educated hick from the sticks but it's the best of both worlds.

1. I have a plethora of art and craft materials and instruments in my small room.
2. A need to be alone for a lot of the time.
3. Not an animal person (other peoples are ok but not for me)
   4.pretty good at looking after the man in terms of cooking washing ironing
   5, Punctual keep my word

If we were married, I would live in my house and you would live in your house.

In my house, I am queen. What I say, goes.

One of my legs needs to be on top of the blanket.

Don't tell me my music is too loud. Bring ear muffs.

I am a real sweetheart if you meet me at the right time.

I am neither jealous nor possessive.

The sentence "She belongs to me" can only refer to a Bob Dylan song,

Being married to me would suck, though my soon to be ex wife stuck it out for near twenty years (I left her, blah blah reasons).
I'm not going to list my faults, I'm not dangerous, just annoying.
So in the vanishingly unlikely event that one of you runs into me and decides that you might quite like to get shackled to me, don't.
No, really, don't...

1. I'm a writer, so I tend to go to bed late.
2. I spend a lot of time in my office.
3. I talk to myself (usually to smooth out scenes)
4. I'm messy.
5. I like to cuddle a lot

Yeah I snore.

I love animals, but definitely not in my bed, preferably not in the house.

I refuse to pay for cable tv.

I travel for a living. Please be able to take care of yourself.

I own a chainsaw, I sharpen it myself.

I don’t like clutter, but I also have a hard time tossing things.

I use the word Fuck way too much.

I’ve never been married or lived with anyone so the situation would culture shock for me.

As I'm using this for a dating site, I ain't saying - keeping that stuff hidden, of course! (until I must reveal it).

I'm bipolar and struggle with depression, I have insomnia, drool, snore and sometimes talk in my sleep. I eat like a hog, I hate spiders and hate loose hair (pubes or anything not attached to the body), I like a clean bathroom and I may or may not fuss at you about the toilet seat being up, depends on the day and my mood. I make random noises when i'm bored, i'm annoying and will bug you to death, I like watching you brush your teeth and shave because I like admiring your beauty even when you're doing simple things so expect me to stare. It can not be cold nor hot in the house, it must stay on 70s at all times. Sex at least once a week is mandatory. I don't use my brain all the time, so except really dumb stuff to happen. I'm emotional and i'm used to liars, so don't even try because I will find out and if it's something major... like sneaking around and cheating on me, I will make your life a living hell.

I'll leave that to my ex.

I would make a great spouse. No baggage. Passionate. Pre-house trained.

What would it be like to marry you? If I knew that I could tell you what it would be like married to me.

I snore. I like great sex. I am very open minded. I dislike paranoia. I don't mind dirt. I tell it how I see it, no filters.

completely uninhibited, only get pets I can eat and 90% of the time I'm naked

I'm sure it's like heaven being married to me, but I may be biased, you should ask my wife.

So, here are a few things about me....

1. I may be tactful, but I won't lie in order to spare someone's feelings. My level of honesty makes a lot of peopel uncomfortable, so I usually say nothing unless asked.
2. I too like my alone time.
3. I too like a quiet house.
4. I have a definite preference to cats over dogs. If you want a dog, then dont' expect me to take care of such an overly needy creature.
5. I expect others to be honest too. I happen to have a great memory, and although I could nto recall conversations specifically, I will recall what you said if it contradcts what you told me earlier.. That quality makes me not trust peopel who either lie or are just too careless about what they say.
6. I am legally (partially) blind. That doesn't make me helpless or dependent, and it really pisses me off when someone just assumes they know my limitations without asking or consulting me to know what i think my limitations are.
7. From #7 you might gather that I can be fiercely independent. I am my own person and I do tno "need" someone in my life to feel complete, as i am complete already. To me a relationship can enhance my life, but it is not needed to complete it.

After being married for 10 years(still in effect) I would not look for a marriage situation since that usually just turns into a power struggle because once you have that legal binding document, there is a guillotine looming over any serious disagreement. I think a common agreement to support each other, be the first responder for life's difficult moments, and show affection and deep emotional connection is all a relationship needs, not a paper saying "live-together-or-else".
You should know:

1.I snore, esp because I can rarely get a full nights sleep and when I do sleep, I'm sleeping hard.

2.I am usually quiet but get fun and goofy often, if you need to talk I can't read minds.

3.I enjoy solo or duo activities over large social happenings.

4. Yelling causes me to shut down, if you can't say something with a somewhat cool attitude I'd rather we think on it.

5.I have many hobbies: Drums, video games, guitar, computer/technology/programming, song editing/production, but I can shut all that down for a good cuddle movie/convo.

1. I am and can be passionate about some topics as religion & the Environment. I can get on my high horse but it is easy to bring me down .

2. Also need alone times and can feel frustrated when someone places an inordinate amount of need on my time.
   3.I am often a creature of habit. Time to bed and rise (early). Meal times especially not late at night.

3. Absolute need to share open and honest feelings (emotionally and physically). Don't like to play guessing games.

4. I hate clutter and too much stuff. I need a clean, tidy home (which I am willing to maintain).

5. I don't like too much heat and keep the house cooler (around 66 degrees)

6. Dietary habits are important to me and am a pretty strict pescatarian. I like to cook and don't mind being the main preparer of meals.

7. I like to shower (in the summer) outside and pee outside all year around.

8. I need a dark/ cool/quiet - no snoring- bedroom with no TV and no electric blankets.

9. I hate rats in the crawl space (like I had 2 years ago - the alpha females are the smartest and worst).

I am an introvert and hate confrontation. That doesn't seem to work well with cohabiting. I think living alone works best for me. Me and my Lady of 27 years live separately in our own houses. I think what she sees in me is a kind, honest, loving, generous and loyal man, with a good sense of humor.

I barely even know me, and when I'm in a room with myself I tend to ignore myself. I keep forgetting my name, and I refuse to share the covers when I'm cold. I tease myself, and sometimes I pull practical jokes on myself.

1. my sleep is also erratic
   2.i am afraid of clowns and little people, so a clown little person will send me around the bend.
2. I can watch TV, listen to music, and read a book all at the same time I have been told that is annoying.
3. I have eclectic taste in music so at any time my playlist could include NWA and Sinatra never opera though hate opera.
   5.I have restless leg syndrome

I'm probably not a good choice because I do the following.

1. I like to cook and create foods tastes. I would get you fat. My wife blames me for her problem.
2. I'm always telling my wife to be grateful and to remember how it use to be. We live like kings and queens. I would say - better than them. She gets frustrated to easily. She's bipolar. Whew!
3. I'm not that romantic anymore... I should be... but I'm not. I'm loving and helpfull and attentive.
4. I want to iron out a situation before we go to bed. I don't want to stew about it all night long
5. No drinking while taking pain meds... no no No!
6. My wife says, don't use that psychology on me...
7. I'm always telling her to read the directions... she spent hours trying to program the GPS in her jeep. I said please read the directions Susie!
8. I talk in my sleep. I've been to a lot of places. Ive done a lot of things. Ive had relationships with other ladies. Please don't answer my dreams or be offended by what I say. It's a dream. Stay away!
9. Please don't answer questions for me when someone is asking me a question. Hmmm?
10. I'm 65 years old... let's keep it simple. No roller coasters or crazy rides. I walk a little slower so you may pass me up but don't get mad if I'm following behind. I will try to keep up. See im no fun...lol.

1. I'm a toucher. The more I like you, the more I touch.

2. I read, a lot: news (PBS, CNN, Fox News, local newspaper, foreign newspapers online), archaeology, dictionaries, encyclopedias if I can find one, and anything having to do with the history of the English language. Things I don't read: assembly instructions, informational signs (ring bell for service, out of order and wet paint signs). If it's quiet, I'll read the day away.

3. I am extremely loyal through sickness and through health as long as he is.

4. Don't hang on me except in bed.

5. I still have a high sex drive (curse or not).

I would enter into a long term relationship if I met the right guy. Even relocate.

1.I love animals. If I moved would probably let my daughter stay in my house with my dog and cat.
My partner would have animals. A horse and/or farm animals would be a bonus. My father grew u p up on a farm and I've always wanted to live on a farm or ranch.

2.I'm a very tactile person - like physical intimacy.

3. I'm afraid of fire. I can't light a match.

4. I am not -mechanical or media savy.

5. I yell at my tv when tRUMP says something stupid.

1. I'll grab my partners feet, and if need be curl up at the foot of the bed, to warm them up.

2. lots of oral sex. Fully committed to enjoying the hell out of your partner enjoying it. (bonus points for returning the favor, but as long as I can do my thing, that's enough.)

3. If it turns into a battle for dominance, everyone looses, not only will I leave, once my tolerance breaks I'll put in some well aimed shots. (I am a lover not a fighter, but if it is war, it's magnificent)

4. Try to spend what you earn, I don't mind providing food and shelter, demanding jewelry beyond my capacity to provide it? Not cool.

5. it's only cute when I hog the covers, if you do the same, we need more covers, and on cold nights I will shamelessly burrow into your warmth.

6. I flirt with everything with a heart beat. That 160 year old turtle at the zoo, those cuttlefish in a tank? Random strangers in the street? Not planning on sleeping with them.

7. I am not planning on being anything but me, to avoid disappointment, learn what that is rather than making other plans for me (I'll endevour to do the same)

"A new Level of Hell, not found in the bible" that's what she said before closing the door.