I met the man of my dreams. He was beautiful, intelligent, and over-the-top sexy. It was love at first sight.
We met in the elevator.
Unfortunately, I had just finished my Jalapeño Chili Pepper Spicy Nacho Habanero Chimichangas with refried beans and sour cream.
Our eyes met… the elevator doors closed… and the Chimichangas kicked in…
I got to say goodbye to him though as they wheeled him to the hospital. Those hazmat rescue guys sure were nice.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I'm sure somewhere there is a guy for you with a vomit fetish. Why not? There's one out there for everything else!
GareBear517
Level 7
Jan 5, 2018
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Heh! That may have been a joke, but a friend of mine had a habit at work of waiting until he was alone on elevators and cutting one. Then when the doors opened for other passengers, he'd step off nonchalantly whistling a happy tune as he waited merrily for the doors to close on his latest victims.
WTSharpe
Level 6
Jan 4, 2018
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I'm ravenous now.
Sarahroo29
Level 8
Jan 4, 2018
1
No, but food does and it was my dinner time. Lol.
LOL. It was a joke right?
sassygirl3869
Level 9
Jan 4, 2018
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Thank god yes... I'd never be able to show myself in public if it were real. 
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