Religion is like a penis.
; ) ; ) ; ) This cracked me up.
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Not cracking me up but I can see me, except the children part.
GipsyOfNewSpain
Level 9
Feb 7, 2018
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Oh no..... yikes! The first part might be a hit in a bar... maybe... the last part is spooky..lol
BucketlistBob
Level 8
Feb 7, 2018
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Religion is like a vagina.
It's ok to have one and to be proud of it.
But don't walk around showing it off and acting if yours is the only one that matters.
phil21
Level 7
Feb 7, 2018
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Wait a minute! Men have been showing/bragging/putting up statues and monuments of penises for eons and yet the vagina has been kept covered, secret and denigrated for way too long. Perhaps that's where the problem lies and it's just another example of religion and male domination gone wrong. Vagina's should be respected and honored more. They have been suppressed so much that even women don't understand much about them. It's unbelievable, the # of men and women that don't understand such things as the importance of the clitoris (or if it even exists) and the commercials and misinformation about hygiene and how it should smell (natural)! Now, back to the cute jokes. 
@jorj they really had their heads on straight. Sex should be highly regarded and valued by all people.
@frosty2k There's something fishy about this reply...
For some people religion is a penis!
kensmile4u
Level 8
Feb 7, 2018
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@VictoriaNotes So my neighbor a long time ago had an abusive husband, who she convinced to go to promisekeepers so they could help him get right with God. Guess that's why he ended up losing his kids and getting divorced.
@VictoriaNotes If they were dedicated to being christlike by having no offspring, I would fully support them.
Religion is connected to 90percent of the world"s wars. Don't those bullets and missiles look like penises?
Castlepaloma
Level 8
Feb 7, 2018
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Only 90%? I'd suspect it's higher than that!
Actually the cult Government and Centro Bankers tool Religion. In order to fear control and enslaved most of us.
Yes, as George Carlin pointed out at least once on stage. I still miss him.
And the competition between nations as to which has the tallest (longest) high rise (penis).
I_dont_know
Level 7
Feb 7, 2018
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And God is the big penis in the sky.
It's not just Christian but other religions as well. Wherever there was a Roman settlement there were phallic symbols everywhere.
In Seattle there was a bakery called the "Erotic Bakery". Lots of penis shaped cakes (I wonder who ordered those?).
[en.wikipedia.org]
JackPedigo
Level 9
Feb 7, 2018
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@silvereyes See what you're missing in Okie land!
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