When it's hard you get fucked and when it's soft you can't beat it
So you never had your limp penis beaten? Oh my, did I really answer that?!
@girlwithsmiles naughty girl...
@lerlo sorry, how will my Christian guilt about sex allow me to live with the shame!!
@girlwithsmiles good sex cures all...didnt Aristotle know any bad women?
@lerlo perhaps bad women don't repent? I'm obviously good
@girlwithsmiles and that's the same smirk you had on your face when you typed it...
@girlwithsmiles ladies you’ll open the flood gates to every distasteful jokes you ever heard (irony)
Religion IS like a penis. It can really fuck you (up).
Well said and accurate!
I love it ....
♥
Eventually all Penises are buried 6' under in a grave yard or cremated and turned to dust.
So what's Religion waiting for...!
Hi there !
Friend you're definately right ! ))
Religion is like a vagina.
It's ok to have one and to be proud of it.
But don't walk around showing it off and acting if yours is the only one that matters.
Wait a minute! Men have been showing/bragging/putting up statues and monuments of penises for eons and yet the vagina has been kept covered, secret and denigrated for way too long. Perhaps that's where the problem lies and it's just another example of religion and male domination gone wrong. Vagina's should be respected and honored more. They have been suppressed so much that even women don't understand much about them. It's unbelievable, the # of men and women that don't understand such things as the importance of the clitoris (or if it even exists) and the commercials and misinformation about hygiene and how it should smell (natural)! Now, back to the cute jokes.
@jorj they really had their heads on straight. Sex should be highly regarded and valued by all people.
@frosty2k There's something fishy about this reply...
For some people religion is a penis!
@VictoriaNotes So my neighbor a long time ago had an abusive husband, who she convinced to go to promisekeepers so they could help him get right with God. Guess that's why he ended up losing his kids and getting divorced.
@VictoriaNotes If they were dedicated to being christlike by having no offspring, I would fully support them.
Eloquent and disturbing at the same time, lol. To think my penis has a god makes me consider chopping it off.
@silvereyes Well, I won't deny it's right to have a religion, but it's about the only way I can think of to withdraw my support. lol
Lols, betcha don't but
@girlwithsmiles You'd win that bet.
I think religion is more like a vagina:
I'm not sure if that makes religion more like a vagina or a Taiwanese hooker but you get the idea.
@Brascan The fact is the comparison would work with a hooker of any nationality but I'm partial to Asians so...
must be a really boring hooker if you fall asleep, why would you pay her?
Is happiness a warm gun?
No, but gun control is hitting your target!
(My first time with a 9mm)
@Rustee Pretty good! At what distance?
@Santanaman9 - Thank you! I don't remember the distance, but it wasn't all that far... I was just learning about my handgun, so my instructor probably had me fairly close to the target!
@Rustee That's good for a short distance. I was curious enough to wonder if longer, perchance, so I had to ask. Keep up the good practices!
Religion is connected to 90percent of the world"s wars. Don't those bullets and missiles look like penises?
Only 90%? I'd suspect it's higher than that!
Actually the cult Government and Centro Bankers tool Religion. In order to fear control and enslaved most of us.
Yes, as George Carlin pointed out at least once on stage. I still miss him.
Mom, what's a penis?
It kills me when the religious right complains about what they are supposed to tell their kids about some pee pee parts issue. We'll, maybe, just maybe, it called being a parent. Of course, they ignore other pee pee parts issues when it's their guy saying something vulgar...cough, Trump, cough.
And God is the big penis in the sky.
It's not just Christian but other religions as well. Wherever there was a Roman settlement there were phallic symbols everywhere.
In Seattle there was a bakery called the "Erotic Bakery". Lots of penis shaped cakes (I wonder who ordered those?).
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@silvereyes See what you're missing in Okie land!
...and hopefully, like a penis, it will wither and rise no more once it reaches a certain age.
I thought that was a nasty myth!
@girlwithsmiles I hope you're right!
Religion is like a penis? I beg to differ. I don't like religion.
Why dislike religion? It may really mean nothing but, like penis, can make you feel good! It's all in how you perceive and use it.
I believe in my penis
You don't have other choice.........lol
Lols
I dunno about this. A penis is actually useful.
And dual-purpose
Or a weapon in the wrong hands
if I read it too hard I will go blind?
Clever
funny!
Out fucking standing
My sentiments exactly.
I hear that
Brilliant! And true! And I think it applies to one's own children, not just other children – parents don't own their children, they are guardians and caretakers – not dictators or brutish prison guards.
Too many people think they have the right to impose their beliefs onto their children, rather than assisting them to become whoever it is that they will one day become – or realise who they were all along.
I want you be as practically correct as you are ideologically. There's a lot of parents that don't see anything wrong with indoctrinating their children.
Just like a drunk abusive parent indoctrinating their children into the habit.
A lot of parents are mistaken, then.
The most important thing is to be emotionally mature, so as to provide a solid foundation for their children – insecure parents pass on their insecurities to their children.
Ideally, only emotionally mature people would ever have children, or raise children.
I'm never having kids, as I don't pass muster. I don't even have a pet cat, though I adore cats.
Luv it !!!
It’s the tongue that’s mightier then the sword
Ahh the Godhead.Can't wait for the second comming