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Cremation or burial for your funeral?

I found this interesting link about the confessions of a funeral director and a pastor’s disagreement about the cremation of the body. I found it to be quite hypocritical, considering the history of all the victims being burned by the church in history.

[calebwilde.com]

By EmeraldJewel
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I have willed my body to our medical school n my state and it becomes their property once they take possession. Once they have finish with their use of it, they will cremate my remains and return the ashes to my family if my family wants it, if not the ashes will be spread in a garden on their premises. I am OK with that.

jlynn37 Level 8 Feb 13, 2018
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Yes! Donate!

@jayneonacobb I like to consider the possibility that I could contribute more to humanity after I die than while I was alive.

I'm a soft tissue donor too! And if I'm dead I couldn't care less what happens to my body beyond that.

@BrianMurphy I agree. They could use it for forensic science. Throw it out in a field and let it decay for evidence investigation.

That's a great idea.

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Since The university of Tennessee is getting mine. i might be decomposing at the body farm there, Hopefully if i have any functioning organs they can be used by some one who needs them

Stevil Level 8 Feb 13, 2018
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High five for a fellow donor!

@jayneonacobb it's been a family tradition

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Stuff a ham bone up my ass and toss me to the wolves.

JoeMastle Level 6 Feb 13, 2018
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Lmfao! Love your comment.

Epic!

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Lmao

You DO mean AFTER you're dead, right?

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Cremation. And I don't want anyone hanging onto my ashes, throw them out with the trash.

Marcie1974 Level 7 Feb 13, 2018
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Yes, I want to be returned back to the Universe and my remains live forever throughout there.

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It doesn't matter, I'll be dead.

JK666 Level 7 Feb 13, 2018
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It might matter to you right now, but you are correct and your survivors will make that final decision regardless of what you want.

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I am going out in flames.....

twshield Level 8 Feb 13, 2018
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Teleportation into space. Don't need my dead body contributing to pollution. Maybe my ashes will knock out a Fox satellite.

godef Level 7 Feb 13, 2018
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Neither, I want to be put on a pyre barge pushed out into some water and have everyone shoot flaming arrows at my ass.

KrypticKalEl Level 4 Feb 13, 2018
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So... they'd have to place you in the barge faced down. That's a new one on on me.

@MrLizard LOL nice one, I'll have to start watching my wording

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Cremation smile001.gif

Knitfreak Level 7 Feb 13, 2018
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Burn this body.

NothinnXpreVails Level 8 Feb 13, 2018
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Neither, my body is going to a body farm for forensic study. I will slowly decay in whatever circumstances they decide in the hopes that whatever they learn from it can be used to solve murders.

JimG Level 7 Feb 13, 2018
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Well, you know what the scriptures say -- "I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God."

I'm being cremated.

VictoriaNotes Level 8 Feb 13, 2018
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The Harvesters shall imbibe upon the wares I’ll no longer have use for. With my viscera spread across the globe, my cranium will then be examined so that others may regain independence from the blight that has taken me...

PeppermintDreads Level 7 Feb 13, 2018
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I have tried to let my children know I want the cheapest and easiest option available which I assume is cremation. I would care if they could legally dump my corpse in the desert for the vultures. I obviously won't care, whatever makes them happy.

Jackolope74 Level 5 Feb 13, 2018
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Donate your body to science! It's free and helps the world after you die.

@jayneonacobb , I'm already a registered organ donor, although with the extremely unhealthy lifestyle I've lead I doubt my organs will be useful to anyone else. Donating to science is probably the more logical route. Years ago I had signed up to donate my corpse to the "Bodies" exposition but I have no clue if that would even happen.

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Ive done paid for a $8,000.00 funeral that cost $3000.00 A long time ago. That's what it's worth today. I told my wife to just cremate me if possible and save the rest for her to be cremated. Or visa versa. The easier thing to do for both of us.

BucketlistBob Level 8 Feb 13, 2018
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Organ donation, then cremation. I can't stand the thought of rotting underground.

Tecolote Level 7 Feb 13, 2018
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Lol that’s exactly how I feel. Rotting under ground just irks me and I hate the thought of that.

@EmeraldJewel it really bothered me for a long time after my parents died. Especially after my mom died. I knew she was dead, but I didn't want her to be wet and cold. It was stupid, but it just made me feel so bad.

At least , if you are buried , your chemical makeup returns to the earth ,,feeding on you. Cremated , you are just heat loss .

@MarcIveson There's plenty of fertilizer without me. I'll be neutralizing alkaline somewhere with my ashiness. Preferably in I river heading to the sea.

@MarcIveson maybe my crazy ash will make it all the way the world.

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What ever the people I leave behind want. What do I care, I am dead!

DJ_Blaser Level 5 Feb 13, 2018
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I'd probably go with cremation just so I don't burden my children with the upkeep of a grave, they can always keep me in a jar on the mantle piece should they so choose but I do quite like the argument for burial given by Neil de Grasse Tyson.

ipdg77 Level 7 Feb 13, 2018
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I would prefer a green funeral.
I want to be wrapped in silk and placed into the ground and decompose naturally.
Death is a big business. We pour all these highly toxic chemicals into our dead just for the benefit of the living and it's absolutely absurd.
Neil degrass Tyson said "I would request that my body in death be buried not cremated, so that the energy content contained within it gets returned to the earth, so that flora and fauna can dine upon it, just as I have dined upon flora and fauna during my lifetime"
I don't understand why people can't understand this thought process.

Airbornejoe786 Level 2 Apr 29, 2018
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Oh, I like this.

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There are exposure traditions as well as cremation/burial traditions(the antithesis of Antigone) and also a nautical path of burial at sea.

This is a good prompt to get me to discuss eventualities with my kids. My culture (not theology) is Jewish and I know about the theological stance and am not bound.

Another thought: I'm a performing storyteller and I tell many family and autobiographical stories. One is about my mother--her life and her death. She always aspired to higher education but it wasn't her lot. But she arranged for an "anatomical donation"--her body went to the medical school at the University of Chicago (and would ultimately be cremated). So when she died, (as executor) I honored her arrangement. Some people were shocked.

"How could you?"

I would always answer with true filial piety and as much solemnity as I could muster: "Well, you know, my mother always wanted to go to the U of C."

suzieg Level 4 Feb 13, 2018
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I am an organ donor, and I will be donating my eyes and body to a university. They will cremate me when they are done and send my ashes to my next of kin for free.

dsimms9 Level 4 Feb 13, 2018
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I don't care, throw me in the trash!

mt49er Level 7 Feb 13, 2018
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It's been over 30 years since I first read this poetic sentiment on the wall of a bathroom I was visiting, but I offer it here for your consideration:

When I die, bury me deep.
With a big bag of cannabis at my feet.
Put papers and matches into my hand,
And I'll find my own way to the Promised Land.

WTSharpe Level 5 Feb 13, 2018
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can I put this prayer into a song, or is it already copywritten?

@heathen77 I have no idea. Like I say, I saw it on a bathroom wall, author unknown. But it does sound like it would make a dandy tune.

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I'd like to be stuffed and mounted in a hunting lodge with a sign that says "the hunter does not always win!"

LEPeff Level 8 Feb 13, 2018
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I plan on cremation, and then having my ashes dumped in Puget Sound.

dann Level 2 Feb 13, 2018
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