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God hates porn?

VictoriaNotes 9 Mar 24

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If he watches everyone have sex and gets annoyed, then he doesn't like porn...

If he created everything, then he created porn, too. Clearly, "God" loves novelty. 😉

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God hates anything man does...

Ungod Level 6 Jan 14, 2019
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I understand that God loves exhibitionist but does prefer some events over others like running around naked in the pews

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lol god does not care he is imaginary

Say it ain't so. 😮

@VictoriaNotes not caring or imaginary? LOL

@benhmiller Both. Your taking this literally was hilarious. Lol

'ALL' gods, male or female, are "imaginary"- and have been invented by humans, for very many thousands of years. And there is no reason that they should no have been relegated to the 'bad humour bin' long ago.

@Diogenes Tru. And they can be SO fun to read about!

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Perk of omnipresence. .. just hope he doesn't come off the bench to teach up the true meaning of omnipotence

Teter Level 4 July 31, 2018
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Voyeur!

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I like how the guy saying it has a beard and funny hair like that

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I have never seen any porn at all; must have led a very sheltered life, I suppose I didn't seek it out.

jacpod Level 8 July 11, 2018

In case you ever become curious.
Pornhub.com

@Anonbene thank s but I have done without ,so far and not really very curious. I like laughing.

@jacpod Lots of laughs to be had at Pornhub!

You can have a laugh at the acting skills.... and this is an open minded place...download one tonight and see if you like it.

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Ha! Not My gawd!

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All Christians do is bang on about sex

They are obsessed with sex!

Hehehehehe... "bang".... hehehehehe....

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Also- why are you talking as if there is a God at all, let alone what "his" feelings toward porn might be? Also- if god did exist and resemble the judeo- christian one, the function of women in the bible and in porn aren't that different- both describe women as existing merely to serve/entertain/turn on men.

But I'm right here.

Please don't take this seriously. It's satire.

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Mae West said it best. LLOL

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If god is supposed to have created everything that must include porn. No.?

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That's not porn - that's voyeurism.

A lot of both.

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Uuummm, " Song of Solomon", anyone?

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Too funny!

kuali Level 4 Mar 26, 2018
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My brother owned a few massage parlors in SoCal back in the 80's. The kind with a guaranteed "Happy Ending". The girls refused to take Mormon clients, said they were "sick".

Oh wow! LOL

I wished I could say I was surprised.

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Pmsl fucking pervert

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Nah...gawd doesn't hate porn. Why, just a little bit ago I saw him looking at the iPad Pro Steve Jobs gave him while he was flogging his carrot. Thought he was hiding at the end of that crepuscular ray...but that wind gust blew his robe open...and there it was...the Staff Of Gawd. Hung like a deer mouse, he was. That's where thunder comes from right? Right.

His rod and his staff comforts me!

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Given that all the other mammals "go at it" just like us, that us human mammals were around 100,000 years+ before there was a bible, and that the bible contains parent-child incest, condones bride-price, is full of misogyny, and some its most revered figures had multiple wives, I fail to see how there would be any objection on moral grounds, but only because the sky Don wasn't calling the shots.

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I'm safe, unless He is into "solo" action.

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And l thought l was just being paranoid when l felt like someone was watching me have sex. It would probably be more interesting for him if l had a partner. I know it would be more interesting for me.

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He jumped a virgin when she was sleeping (isn't that rape?) and his son hung out with hookers, so I don't think he's too worried about it. If he created everything, then he must have created porn.

It's a great comeback to the pious who are probably wanking anyway.

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Adam and Eve were naked in the garden.

😮

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