Why would he not care about one of his/her many wonderful creations? Porn being one.

It gives a new meaning to on the right hand of god. Or maybe he uses his left hand.

I swear they told me they were 18.

Well yes thats true if it was written by a God??

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...

God is creepy, just like Saint Nick...

@actofdog I keep hoping for the day when we can move past our own barbarism

He didn’t make the Muslime pussy right either!!

Right--and I understand more porn is visited in Muslim nations than anywhere else.

@LucyLoohoo it wouldn't surprise me in the nations that don't monitor their internet fully. I was in a bar in Honolulu once and a wealthy "shiek" (I could not verify that for sure) bought 4 rounds for the bar over the course of about 2 hours.

@Beowulfsfriend I've traveled in 8 Muslim nations and have been amazed at the hypocrisy re: women and their ''rights,''...food restrictions...treatment of foreign workers, etc. They're no different than Xtians here. "Do as I say...not as I do!"

Umm, he popped down and banged Mary to get Himself/Jesus born, remember?

@VictoriaNotes I love that you can admit that. You're freaken awesome. Where do I find someone like you around here? lol

@paul1967 It is just that sex itself is rather absurd really. I'm not saying I don't enjoy sex or like my body or that those who I've had sex with think I'm inept. It's just that we are so obsessed with this bizarre mating ritual that's way better in between one's ears than it really objectively is ... in fact we're the only species that considers it recreational more than procreational and have so much ego invested in being skilled at something that actually requires zero talent. People congratulate a woman on getting pregnant and my inner thought is, "congratulations, you've figured out how to have sex -- so what?"

And then we create for ourselves this all-powerful, all-knowing being and actually imagine that it would care how or when or with whom we engage in sex. That it would be incensed if we do it wrong or maybe pruriently interested that we do it at all. That god wouldn't have much bigger fish to fry. That if he DID look, he wouldn't find it pathetic and amusing.

I'm simply willing to admit god would find me having sex hilarious. I was being polite in not suggesting that he'd be equally amused at ANYONE engaging in it.

@mordant I appreciate your reply, and I agree with most of what you said, and please don't take this as an insult because I'm an off the wall kind of guy myself, but that reply was a bit random. I was replying to @VictoriaNotes willingness to open up to something most women find embarrassing. I rarely see that in people, and it gave me a measure of enjoyment. However, despite that, I found your thoughts about humanities vision of Gods proclivities towards sexuality, fascinating, and I appreciate your willingness to use self-deprecating humor to make your point.

@VictoriaNotes not caring or imaginary? LOL

'ALL' gods, male or female, are "imaginary"- and have been invented by humans, for very many thousands of years. And there is no reason that they should no have been relegated to the 'bad humour bin' long ago.

@Diogenes Tru. And they can be SO fun to read about!