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God hates porn?

VictoriaNotes 9 Mar 24

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He akso has his own porn site, " goforthandprocreate.com "

I read that..

 Goforthandprocreate

as

 Go for the hand and pro, create!

... Just what I first saw. Duh

@njoy_life_2
No problem, was only said jokingly ? Lol

@VAL3941
Yeah, I got that Val. I just was amazed I read it so wrong. And the wrong version sounded sorta perverted, silly me.

@njoy_life_2
We all make mistakes my sweetie ! Lol

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It seems creepy to think some divine entity is watching me screw.

LOL -- in so many ways.

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He hides the truth of his porn addiction along with his gambling addiction.

Book of Job right, lol

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I thought it was God Hates Gays? Has the Westboro Baptist Church branched out? No, wait...I AM God...and I unequivocably APPROVE of porn, esp. GAY PORN! 😉

No, read Mark 11:13
God hates FIGS

Face-palm! Of course! And we've been misreading this lo these many year! Lol. I'll make alert Westboro to this. I'm certain they'll want to correct their misunderstanding!

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Even if we assume there is "God", I am absolutely convinced that He/She/It does not care about porn at all.

Convinced, eh? Lol

Why would he not care about one of his/her many wonderful creations? Porn being one.

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I certainly hope he hates porn. I'm not looking to watch internet porn with an omnipresent dude who's totally into it.

Oh come on, where is your sense of adventure?

It gives a new meaning to on the right hand of god. Or maybe he uses his left hand.

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Really? because adult male otters will steal baby harbour seal pups and rape them until they die.

I swear they told me they were 18.

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I could definitely think God would be all for porn, especially normal porn, so nothing involving torture and beating each other up before you do it

If the Bible is anything to go by, he probably loves involving torture and beating each other up before they do it.

Well yes thats true if it was written by a God??

@ScienceBill72 😉

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He really does that? Lol

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Perfect! ?

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True lol

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...

God is creepy, just like Saint Nick...

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That's one thing that always has confused me supposedly this imaginary God is absolutely perfect and he created the human body in His image and he got everything right except for the foreskin so of course it's crazy people's job to chop that sucker right off

I got one nothing wrong with it.It's how ''god'' created me,except he doesn't exist,so it.s how nature made me,lol.Only Americans and religions butcher boys and girls.

@actofdog I keep hoping for the day when we can move past our own barbarism

He didn’t make the Muslime pussy right either!!

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Off god and to bible belters. Statistics illustrate more online porn is sold in the bible belt. If those people are secret liberals, they need to vote, because they aren't. So logically, that means they are........ you know the answer.

Right--and I understand more porn is visited in Muslim nations than anywhere else.

@LucyLoohoo it wouldn't surprise me in the nations that don't monitor their internet fully. I was in a bar in Honolulu once and a wealthy "shiek" (I could not verify that for sure) bought 4 rounds for the bar over the course of about 2 hours.

@Beowulfsfriend I've traveled in 8 Muslim nations and have been amazed at the hypocrisy re: women and their ''rights,''...food restrictions...treatment of foreign workers, etc. They're no different than Xtians here. "Do as I say...not as I do!"

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I don't need god to hate porn
Lol. And i really resent the presumption that my hatred for it somehow means i am a prude or asexual, or that i think sex is "dirty", etc. I LOVE sex. Porn is not sex. And certainly not art.. i prefer it when i actually have some agency, and there isnt the intrinsic goal of my objectification, or of someone profitting off my objectification, and sex functions as more than just an episode of fear factor. Lol. I think its really a dumb sign of the times how many people think porn represents some kind of "rebelliousness", "free thinking", or "non-conformity"-- its so mundane by now, its far more novel to encounter someone who DOESNT think they can substitute the merely physical for actual intimacy/ connection.

@Deiter no, stereotyping is different from objectification. Objectification has to do with the process of seeing women as objects, 2d fantasy, non- human, cartoon characters, with only the single function of pumping a guy's ego and existing only to have sex with or turn him on. That has nothing to do with nature.

@Deiter also- there is already plenty of evidence of the fact that porn harms relationships.

@Deiter "industrial porn", as opposed to what?

@Deiter i disagree that objectification is "natural". I'd say it is cultural. "Natural" implies inevitable and un-changeable. If you say "that's just the way it is.." , um, no. I disagree. That's just an excuse to take it for granted, and not do anything about it. If we encourage people to see women in other terms beyond existing simply for mens' sexual gratification , e.g. maybe recognizing women for actual accomplishments instead of merely their appearance, and acknowledging women are entitled to have more components of their identities, then that objectification wouldnt occur.

@Deiter i never said women don't do it to women too. That doesnt mean its natural. Women are taught to value themselves only for their appearance, and indeed, actively demonized and punished for trying to do anything beyond that. What you're saying is like saying "the fact that blacks kill blacks sometimes means that institutional systemic racism doesnt exist". Not true.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in the London UK?
God could not find a wise man or a virgin

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OMG that is hillarious Thank you for sharing that

Rosh Level 7 Mar 29, 2018
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Isn't "God" a virgin? When has he ever had sex? Maybe he hates porn because he can't pop up a boner or something.

Well, that could certainly explain why he's such an asshole to his own creation.

Umm, he popped down and banged Mary to get Himself/Jesus born, remember?

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I am very Kantian in my Ethics and he comments that if a "Perfect" being (A.K.A. "god" ) existed, said being would just contemplate how perfect it was. The Freudian in me translates that to mean it would just be masturbating all the time!!

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We had a big Porn Hurts Children homemade billboard next to the local porn shop. I'm sure parents loved driving by and getting asked what porn was and why does it hurt me. It blew down in a big storm one year. Mother Nature doesn't give a shit.

Remi Level 7 Mar 24, 2018
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Porn is boring. I hate porn even if God likes it. Snooze!

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God hates anything that makes you feel good.

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Wow, this cartoon seems to have garnered some sort of world record number of "likes"!

Now I know that god is dead, because if he watched me having sex, he'd die laughing.

lmao -- that made me snort.

@VictoriaNotes I love that you can admit that. You're freaken awesome. Where do I find someone like you around here? lol

@paul1967
I'm at a loss for words at the moment and that is rare, lol. ? 😳

@paul1967 It is just that sex itself is rather absurd really. I'm not saying I don't enjoy sex or like my body or that those who I've had sex with think I'm inept. It's just that we are so obsessed with this bizarre mating ritual that's way better in between one's ears than it really objectively is ... in fact we're the only species that considers it recreational more than procreational and have so much ego invested in being skilled at something that actually requires zero talent. People congratulate a woman on getting pregnant and my inner thought is, "congratulations, you've figured out how to have sex -- so what?"

And then we create for ourselves this all-powerful, all-knowing being and actually imagine that it would care how or when or with whom we engage in sex. That it would be incensed if we do it wrong or maybe pruriently interested that we do it at all. That god wouldn't have much bigger fish to fry. That if he DID look, he wouldn't find it pathetic and amusing.

I'm simply willing to admit god would find me having sex hilarious. I was being polite in not suggesting that he'd be equally amused at ANYONE engaging in it.

@mordant I appreciate your reply, and I agree with most of what you said, and please don't take this as an insult because I'm an off the wall kind of guy myself, but that reply was a bit random. I was replying to @VictoriaNotes willingness to open up to something most women find embarrassing. I rarely see that in people, and it gave me a measure of enjoyment. However, despite that, I found your thoughts about humanities vision of Gods proclivities towards sexuality, fascinating, and I appreciate your willingness to use self-deprecating humor to make your point.

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If God hates porn, why do men say "Oooooh, God!!!" while watching it.

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Where is the sketch pad? Nothing like a progressive drawing.

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