A Catholic bishop, full of ideas, will borrow a helicopter and spray his city with holy water on July 14 in order to cleanse it from all the demons.
This is nto a new idea. This kind of thing has been done before.
Wouldnt it be easier to bless the water source where the city gets its water? Take a shower in holy water, now your protected. Sprinkle you lawn. Spray the walls.
What's with the dumb and dangerous helicoptering. Guess its the visual rather than the actual benefit.
I am afraid at soem poitn they may decide to bottle and sell holy water.
The drinking water is too subtle. It's much more dramatic from a noisy beast in the sky. It's in their dna to have it come down from the heavens.
@snytiger6 Aren't they doing that already? Read it somewhere.
@snytiger6 too late
@LenHazell53 ha that's hilarious! Salvation for less than a $100? Sold!
@snytiger6 I was at a plant that bottled water on contract. A sample would be sent to a lab, and the lab would say if it could be bottled and assigned the proper method of cleaning the system after. While my skids were being processed, the other system was being cleaned a hole day after bottling water for places without priests. They did an approximately 5000 gallon load which is like a gas semi load.
That doesn’t seem very godly. Shouldn’t an angel be wafting it up above the city?
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LMAO...
Dude, I've got MAJOR burns all over my skull, shoulders and back 'cause some jackass thought it would be cool to sprinkle pixie dust, er Holy Water, from a helicopter like he was crop dusting his corn fields.
What's that number again?!
You've got to kidding, Spraying a WHOLE city with 'Priest Piss,' aka Holy Water, like that's going to do any good except to give the pigeons a quick shower.
And when the pandemic and crime continues?
When acts as this fail, it is because those who had the most to benefit were either not strong enough, were just enough, but dog is giving them more time to make a better effort, or the evil of the area is too strong, too many gays, too much, abortion, or prayer is not allowed in schools.
@dalefvictor in other words, more bullshit.
Think of the cost for the fuel used in that helicopter, and the salary paid to the pilot, and how that money could have been used to feed a hungry child or family. Instead it is wasted on a futile gesture that has no value and does nothing.
@creative51 You are right. What was I thinking?
Any chance he might fall out of the helicopter?
We can only but HOPE, can't we?
What's he waiting for??
He has to make sure enough people have time to raise money to support him. It would be totally stupid to just do it and then tell people what you did and that it did not work.
Will those idiotic acts ever stop?
I doubt it, not while there are dollars to be made ( sorry, collected ) from the willing Dupes that follow their preachings it won't.
Quite right. Every little helps!
Yep, and that's what the little old Lady said when she peed in the sea.
The copter will now become a "Halo-copter".
D'oh
Guess he didn't think about the demons hiding indoors when he sprays?
I would settle for your first four words.
Maybe the evil drug dealers will shoot back. They may even have a spare missile or two lying about.
Great idea. This will teach that old Devil.
Hmmmmm, a Catholic Bishop flying over a city in a helicopter? Sounds like defeating evil would be better accomplished with a Stinger missile rather than with Holy Water.
About 20 years ago, I had a water bottling company make me a few skids of DI water in half liter bottles for mineral free water for tests that I was doing. For liability purposes, they had a 3rd party test all private label water that they contracted to put in bottles. They were really upset that they had to make a solution of nonoxynol 9 to soak their tanks for nine hours after bottling a truckload of "holy water" that they bottled for places that don't have priests. I suspect I know why women can't be priests and I don't it is urine they they put in the "holy water".