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Every so often, when I bite into a perfectly ripe fresh fig, I start to believe there might be a god. Sometimes really good pizza does that for me too.

TheoryNumber3 8 Oct 12
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I may have thought there was a God during orgasm once, hard to tell it was decades ago.

I hear ya, girl! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

lol

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The fig is from nature and the pizza was from a human. No god required.

There are some who would argue that god IS nature... but I'm not one of them šŸ™‚

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Nothing like a good shit

Thanks for sharing šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

@TheoryNumber3 that's what farts are for šŸ˜‰

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That kind of sex where I am looking into a woman's eyes and I just can't believe I am with that that person. What an amazing feeling!

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Bacon šŸ™‚

Not for me. I used to love it, but I'm a vegetarian now.

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Funny... As for the fig, I would have thought about the soil and growing conditions to yield such a prize. As for the pizza... MAMA MIA... I'd thank the maker!

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I love both, and at the same time! Fortunately, we have a pizzeria nearby that perfectly accommodates my palate with a Fig-Prosciutto Pie! With mozzarella, gorgonzola, balsamic, onions & black pepper.
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Some people just piss me right off with their good fortune. It's even a bit too far to ask that you send me a piece šŸ˜•

Where do you live? I'll be right over!!

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Get that from great Italian restaurant here

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Eww. Figs. vomit emoji
But I feel you on the delicious pizza sentiment especially when I've had something to spur my appetite šŸ˜‰

Have you ever actually eaten a fresh fig? I'm not talking about the dried ones. They're awful.

No. But I prefer other delicious fruits, that are sweeter, than figs. Particularily the berry family (strawberries, raspberries, blackberries) and peaches/apricots and oranges.

I agree with completely, FIGS are disgusting.

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I am more of an oh god, but only when I am coming

Thanks for sharing šŸ™‚

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a good fruit is a fabulous thing! Figs, pears, grapes, and peaches are my favorites.

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Yes, veggie pizza!!

yes!! I like spinach and onion... or just spinach

@TheoryNumber3 and green peppers and mushrooms too...

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Certain food can seem to be heavenly

Unity Level 7 Oct 12, 2020
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Pork products make me toe the line...

Well I can't support you on that one. I'm a vegetarian šŸ™‚

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Deep dish pizza for us deep thinkers.

godef Level 7 Oct 13, 2020

YES!!!!!

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I love fresh figs. But Pizza smells like vomit.

Ok now that's just sacrilege!!!

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"Good" as in thin crust spinach, mushroom, broccoli, garlic, cauliflower, a sprinkling of mozzarella, a sprinkling of hot pepper seeds, & voila! Just as I had in Sorrento Italy. Only the pizza there was 5 feet across. The Mediterranean diet works. Is healthful, for humans & the planet & other living things. & delicious!

Now yer talkin!!! Just take it easy on the garlic as a courtesy to others šŸ™‚

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Do not worship false gods! Flying Spaghetti Monster is the One True God.

Well, I do love a juicy, sweet, ripe peach or nectarine or plum. It has not been a good year for those. It's hard to tell a good one without smelling it in the store, and hard to smell while wearing a mask.

I know a few people who wear a mask and smell. They smell really bad. šŸ™‚

@TheoryNumber3
I blame the pandemic for poorer personal hygiene. Cave dwellers. šŸ™‚

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A supernaturally gifted person, perhaps. But not an omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent being. Not THE God.

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Oh, to bit into a fresh fig, that is heavenly, indeed.

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Let one of those giant fig beetles land on you and you might go the opposite way.

What s a fig beettle?

@Jolanta They are about 2 inches in size they can fly and they eat figs. They are usually a metallic color of green and gold. I have see them in California around the fig trees in my mom's front yard.

@Jolanta I'm glad you asked. I had no idea either. @azzow2 keep them out there please. They sound super creepy

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I've heard about fresh figs, but all the figs I've ever seen were dried, or in Fig Newtons.

You have something to look forward to.

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Haven't had fresh figs for over two decades--or dried figs either. I like to let them get slightly overripe, freeze them, and eat without defrosting. Yum.

They're hard to find, and only available briefly, but they are unbelievably heavenly

@TheoryNumber3 I used to buy them at a farmer's market.

@Gwendolyn2018 I only see them in the stores late in the summer and early fall.

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An inside out flower, I miss them ā€¦ once had seven trees ~ Strange thing, I could rarely get anyone to try them, so instead, Iā€™d plant a start for them šŸ™‚

Varn Level 8 Oct 12, 2020
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I wonder how the ancient Romans would feel about Domino's Pizza (ugh)

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