Every so often, when I bite into a perfectly ripe fresh fig, I start to believe there might be a god. Sometimes really good pizza does that for me too.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I may have thought there was a God during orgasm once, hard to tell it was decades ago.
Willow_Wisp
Level 8
Oct 12, 2020
7
I hear ya, girl! 
lol
The fig is from nature and the pizza was from a human. No god required.
xenoview
Level 8
Oct 12, 2020
3
There are some who would argue that god IS nature... but I'm not one of them 
Bacon
Mitch07102
Level 8
Oct 12, 2020
3
Not for me. I used to love it, but I'm a vegetarian now.
I love both, and at the same time! Fortunately, we have a pizzeria nearby that perfectly accommodates my palate with a Fig-Prosciutto Pie! With mozzarella, gorgonzola, balsamic, onions & black pepper.
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p-nullifidian
Level 8
Oct 12, 2020
2
Some people just piss me right off with their good fortune. It's even a bit too far to ask that you send me a piece 
Where do you live? I'll be right over!!
Eww. Figs. vomit emoji
But I feel you on the delicious pizza sentiment especially when I've had something to spur my appetite 
demifeministgal
Level 8
Oct 12, 2020
2
Have you ever actually eaten a fresh fig? I'm not talking about the dried ones. They're awful.
No. But I prefer other delicious fruits, that are sweeter, than figs. Particularily the berry family (strawberries, raspberries, blackberries) and peaches/apricots and oranges.
I agree with completely, FIGS are disgusting.
I am more of an oh god, but only when I am coming
Mofo1953
Level 9
Oct 12, 2020
2
Thanks for sharing
Yes, veggie pizza!!
Cutiebeauty
Level 9
Oct 12, 2020
2
yes!! I like spinach and onion... or just spinach
@TheoryNumber3 and green peppers and mushrooms too...
Pork products make me toe the line...
Bizzlesnaxx
Level 4
Oct 22, 2020
1
Well I can't support you on that one. I'm a vegetarian
Deep dish pizza for us deep thinkers.
godef
Level 7
Oct 13, 2020
1
YES!!!!!
I love fresh figs. But Pizza smells like vomit.
nicknotes
Level 8
Oct 13, 2020
1
Ok now that's just sacrilege!!!
"Good" as in thin crust spinach, mushroom, broccoli, garlic, cauliflower, a sprinkling of mozzarella, a sprinkling of hot pepper seeds, & voila! Just as I had in Sorrento Italy. Only the pizza there was 5 feet across. The Mediterranean diet works. Is healthful, for humans & the planet & other living things. & delicious!
Mooolah
Level 8
Oct 13, 2020
1
Now yer talkin!!! Just take it easy on the garlic as a courtesy to others
Do not worship false gods! Flying Spaghetti Monster is the One True God.
Well, I do love a juicy, sweet, ripe peach or nectarine or plum. It has not been a good year for those. It's hard to tell a good one without smelling it in the store, and hard to smell while wearing a mask.
nicestuff
Level 7
Oct 13, 2020
1
I know a few people who wear a mask and smell. They smell really bad.
@TheoryNumber3
I blame the pandemic for poorer personal hygiene. Cave dwellers.
I've heard about fresh figs, but all the figs I've ever seen were dried, or in Fig Newtons.
BitFlipper
Level 8
Oct 12, 2020
1
You have something to look forward to.
Edesia! [thaliatook.com]
anglophone
Level 9
Oct 12, 2020
1
I wonder how the ancient Romans would feel about Domino's Pizza (ugh)
... because your taste buds are still working even after the huge amount of drugs you have taken?
AtheistInNC
Level 7
Oct 12, 2020
0
That must be it! However did you know?
@TheoryNumber3 god works like that.
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