Kellogg’s recently announced that it would be selling six of its most popular cereals in one box for a promotion called “All Together” while making a $50,000 donation to support anti-bullying and advocacy causes on behalf of GLAAD Spirit Day.
Let me guess, it's the "togetherness" that's "Anti-Christian", checking...
"Kellogg’s has supported the homosexual community for a long time, and now it is obvious they are going after our children… Kellogg’s goal is to normalize the LGBTQ lifestyle by using cereal mascots to brainwash children. The company is also donating $50,000 to GLAAD to support its anti-bullying and LGBTQ advocacy work."
I was wrong, cereal makes you gay, who knew?
I've heard a lot of complaints about gay frogs too, but haven't investigated because of the stupid.
Well, kellogg's has come a long way from what Dr Kellog intended.
How fitting that a cereal created to lesson masterbation has a giant picture of a cock on the box.
I've called them cockflakes for years now. Imagine my surprise, learning the history.
Today it seems laughable that this was true, but it was true. Dr. Kellog came up with this cereal to help lesson desire to masturbate. people were so obsessed with ideas of their kid masturbating that new interest in circumcision came about at that time as well. I never got it really. Imagine that you are on a fishing trip but can't help thinking Johnny might be home masturbating. WTF?
@DenoPenno Having grown up in the early 2000s a Marilyn Manson fan (and therefore seeing the ridiculous way that evangelicals reacted to him and other Metal acts), nothing surprises me out of America's history anymore.
First, it was that. Then it was the satanic panic, which brings the West Memphis 3 to mind.
America (at least middle America) strikes me as always having an inherently batshit quality to it. Given this, recent political events are hardly out of place I suppose.
Yes, I learnt about their origins earlier this year, now it amuses me when my dad talks about cornflakes; but there’s no way I’ll be telling him why! Lols.
Just saying your are a Christian does not make you a Christian. In most instances it just makes you a lier and a hypocrite.
Well I’m glad when anyone tries to be inclusive of people persecuted for no good reason. So good on Kelloggs
Ken Ham is a notorious bigot and hate-monger. For him to denounce Kellogg as being anti-science is pure finger-in-the-eye from a rabid creationist.
On a dime, Christianity quickly devolves into the ugliest degenerate perversity. It seeks to numb their believers into swallowing the rank hypocrisy that Christianity is based on. It is mental illness at its worst.
Too little, too late! Still, I would totally support a coup by the Cereal Mascots, seizing power in the U.S. to restore order in that failed nation ...
Reminds me of something Aussies say about bad drivers: did he get his license from the bottom of a cereal packet
To me, whenever you add milk to this cereal, it will become a textural nightmare. Anyways, these fundies getting worked up over a cereal is quite cringy
it was just in the mornings news that the chap that does the voice overs for the Tony the Tiger commercials was gunned down in front of his house by some nut with a machine gun...police are not releasing much in the way of details at the moment but they do believe it was an act of violence by a cereal killer......
The article didn't state which nutball preacher started this one - or is it collective insanity?
FFS, how absolutely pathetic can these God-mobsters get?
They could descend as far as Recep Tayyip Erdoğan who openly supports the murder of those who insult Allah and Mohammad.
Meets the needs of the company, helps support a good cause. I'll try a small box. Everything has to start somewhere.
According to my mom, when she pushed that first bowl of breakfast cereal towards me, I picked it up and chucked it at the wall! Which was the beginning of a life-long aversion to breakfast cereal. But I never thought about it contributing to a life-long aversion to religion!
Trust the pig fucker, sorry (Fuc' Ken Ham, to make a fuss over this, miserable bastard has never gotten over being made a fool of by a banana on his own pod cast.
Oh shit, I had no idea eating all those corn flakes was going to make me gay. When does that happen, I am waiting for the notice in the mail.