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Don't eat yellow snow.

JennyRad 7 Jan 10
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Players only love you when they are playing.

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If you are in a small room full of people and you fart, instantly pinch your nose and glare at the person next to you.

@JennyRad
If the dog understands English, you might get bit...

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Don't bend in a crowded elevator.

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This

Keeping the keyboard silent on that one.

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. . . dope, money, drugs 🙂 😮 😛

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Are they not called Memes?

@JennyRad Memes connect ideas and generally offer advice or wisdom

I do apologize if I offend sir, from my experience, memes are pointless and futile attempts at amusing someone for ten seconds.

@Holysocks No offence taken just Ponting out that many memes make profound connections. Hope you have better luck with them soon .

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Never laugh at your wifes choices, remember, you are one of them.

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You can't throw a potato chip far.

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Thank you!! I haven't heard this in years!

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If it don’t get done today, there’s always tomorrow!

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Anything you can do, I can do better.

Because you are a woman!

@anglophone Much appreciated, kind sir. How pleasant it is to be able to exchange tongue in cheek sentiments received and responded to in the spirit intended.

I will be the first to acknowledge that I have been wrong before. I believe it was on a Thursday. But I could be mistaken...

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Do not place your testicles in a vice.

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Don’t eat pink snow!

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Let it be.

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Worry is useless. No, for real.

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Don't go to any church that uses rattlesnakes:

BD66 Level 8 Jan 10, 2022
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old grey carpenter man, when asked to get on a ladder, declared he didnt get no higher 'un hangin" clothes nor lower 'un diggin' taters.

@JennyRad or so we have the chance.

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