I was going to say the only commandment we need is the golden rule “Treat others the same way you’d like to be treated” … but it dawned on me, how would a masochist react to this commandment?

Hmmm.... I wouldn't make a good God. Everything would relate to military rank and privilege. You would have to earn your privilege through rank and time in service and age. It would be them ... those ... and us.

1. Everyone must have a high school diploma. No exception.
2. Everyone must study and complete a trade to support themselves.
3. No dating till you get a job to support yourself.
4. Everyone must complete a parental course on raising children.
5. You have to write a thesis on your love for a person before you can marry them.
6. Everyone has to stay within a required weight and have a plus and minus of 10 lbs.
7. Everyone has to have a prenup and earn a living.
8. Everyone has to save 20 percent of their income for retirement.
9. Mandatory retirement at age 55.
10. At age 55 you may do whatever you want as long as it ain't with someone 11 years younger.... live long and prosper.

Give a tour to the heaven to each and every mankind.

There are actually 620-640 according to ancient scripture. Humans need a lot of control.
1st......god is female. Back to female centric godlyness
2nd.....unnecessary suffering will henceforth be eliminated
3rd......men will keep it in their pants until invited
4th......Conservatives will conserve the environment
5th......a pregnancy eject button will be available on women's bodies
6th......god's plant, cannabis will be freely available to adults
7th......thou shalt study war no more
8th......liberals will stop whining
9th......children will be nurtured
10th....natural sound will prevail

Go forth and please yourself! do whatever you like! - I'm not the one in control of your wants and needs you silly people - have a ball don't take it all too seriously lifes too short! Now Play!

If I am God, I set the rules. I can be God for as long as I like, and I can have as many commandments as I like. So there. 8)

He that smelt it hath dealt it.

1. Don't be a dick (I decide who is a dick, not you) or I'll turn your ass into a pillar of salt.
2. All people have value, you will honor one another.
3. Lawyers and politicians are hereby asexual.
4. All education is free.
5. The hebrews made a mistake, there is no time for war.
6. All Human Rights will be afforded to all people, regardless of cost.
7. Capitalism is a pillar of salt offense.
8. You will strive to further the human race not accumulate wealth or power.
9. Weapons of war will cease to function and weapons of war will never function again (I decide what is a weapon of war).
10. Be cool and remember #1.

Do be excellent every day!

Thou shalt not 'ghost' someone met thru a dating service

follow your conscience, that’s all. but i am a GOD then if i’ll be powerful like the stories we’ve heard about it, then i’ll change the history. and create a new galaxy near milkyway within 7days. lol.

Go out and procreate, as much as possible !

one is sufficient: do what you like, unless it is harmful to another living being without need.

Thou shalt not be gullible and believe silly stories.

Thou shalt not be gullible and believe silly stories.

My first move would be to outlaw mirrors!
I'd be happy that folks could be less concerned about how they look and can by pass a whole load of negativity associated with appearance/societal norms etc!

Thou shalt ignore me and use thy best judgment using thy evolved brain

Thou shalt not litter.
Thou shalt not smoke in public.
Thou shalt not fart in elevators.
Thou shalt not burn fossil fuels, but use clean energy.
Thou shalt not vote for Trump.
Thou shalt not confuse the genres of myth and history.
Thou shalt not think in terms of faith, but scientifically.

Only one - Look after each other.