Their lips are sealed

RavenCT comments on May 11, 2018:

This is going everywhere! rofl.....

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

Lol. It's fitting

True enough

Emme comments on May 10, 2018:

And then I have to go back several episodes. LOL

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@Emme I'm happy with it

Not the best dating profile

Emme comments on May 10, 2018:

What are they thinking?! LOL Right up there with this winner. Oh & great, thats where i am! Pick me, oh please, pick me! ?

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@Emme I'll laugh forever at their expense.?

Not the best dating profile

Emme comments on May 10, 2018:

What are they thinking?! LOL Right up there with this winner. Oh & great, thats where i am! Pick me, oh please, pick me! ?

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@Emme I know. It's absolutely the best thing ever in dating sites. I laugh every time

I had a friend that always wanted to talk about God when we got together.?

kenriley comments on May 11, 2018:

I like looking at the stars when high

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

I like it anytime

True enough

Emme comments on May 10, 2018:

And then I have to go back several episodes. LOL

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@Emme it is, and actually more educational at times!

How do I have so many "friends" who listen to Bieber???

Livinlife comments on May 10, 2018:

See? Possums rock

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@phxbillcee Lol! Well again, awww. Haha

Not the best dating profile

Emme comments on May 10, 2018:

What are they thinking?! LOL Right up there with this winner. Oh & great, thats where i am! Pick me, oh please, pick me! ?

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@Emme this is basically it here. I've gotten good at fuck off too, lol

True enough

Emme comments on May 10, 2018:

And then I have to go back several episodes. LOL

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

Lol. Me too! I haven't actually watched anything since I joined this group

Not the best dating profile

Emme comments on May 10, 2018:

What are they thinking?! LOL Right up there with this winner. Oh & great, thats where i am! Pick me, oh please, pick me! ?

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

Wtf! That's disturbing! Lol. It's probably out there though

More Marshall Tucker. [youtu.be]

CaroleKay comments on May 10, 2018:

This was one of my favorite albums in high school, My Mom even liked it too.

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

My mom and I both like Bob Seger back in the day. It's kind of cool to have that connection

Sometimes heroes don't wear pants

Livinlife comments on May 10, 2018:

Everyone should have a cause

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@Emme lol!

Not the best dating profile

mistymoon77 comments on May 10, 2018:

I want his duster coat.. that is awesome!

Livinlife replies on May 10, 2018:

If you can rock it, why not?

Especially at work

mistymoon77 comments on May 10, 2018:

asshat buttplug douchebag dickweed duufus scumshit... opps did I say that out loud?

Livinlife replies on May 10, 2018:

Lol I like your style

I love CCR and John Fogertys voice. [youtu.be]

jujuofthesea comments on May 10, 2018:

I heard Annie Lennox sing this song and I thought it was hers :-) Didn't know CCR rocked it back in the day ... well done!

Livinlife replies on May 10, 2018:

I'm going to have to look up Annie Lennox version. I'm sure she rocks it

Good idea!

EricTrommater comments on May 10, 2018:

Only for four hours.....

Livinlife replies on May 10, 2018:

After that, you won't be happy,

True, I'm easy.... to read, that is!

Cherie44 comments on May 10, 2018:

THIS!! Me to a T. Hey by the way, can we copy memes from here?

Livinlife replies on May 10, 2018:

@Captnron59 thats what i do

Elton John. Levon. I love the piano. ://youtu.be/U9tK2_LnxxI

jujuofthesea comments on May 10, 2018:

Great song. I bought this single on 45 back in the day. Feeling nostalgic now. Thanks for posting. (Y)

Livinlife replies on May 10, 2018:

You're very welcome!

Elton John. Levon. I love the piano. ://youtu.be/U9tK2_LnxxI

gater comments on May 10, 2018:

Great piano - my favorite Elton piano song is "Ticking"

Livinlife replies on May 10, 2018:

I'll give it a listen. Thanks!

Age means nothing

gigihein comments on May 8, 2018:

That's great! I am 60 and have long hair. Several people have told me i.wpuld younger or better with short hair. It is as it is as I like it.

Livinlife replies on May 10, 2018:

If you want long hair, have long hair. Nobody else business

Age means nothing

Markus comments on May 9, 2018:

Just turned 58 but I’m really immature so it balances out??

Livinlife replies on May 10, 2018:

55 and I can relate, lol

Turn it up to 11!!! [youtube.com]

Livinlife comments on May 9, 2018:

Been a long time! Thank you

Livinlife replies on May 9, 2018:

@KKGator ?

More Shiny Shine! ;)

Livinlife comments on May 9, 2018:

https://youtu.be/YYOKMUTTDdA. Shiny happy people

Livinlife replies on May 9, 2018:

@CaroleKay oh, too bad!

Nobody needs this

Johnsalterego comments on May 8, 2018:

Sometimes I think I might be happier if I wouldn't over think shit so much - this might help...?

Livinlife replies on May 9, 2018:

@Johnsalterego I meant if he'd be happier, lol

Nobody needs this

mistymoon77 comments on May 9, 2018:

That is real close to a colon cleanse.. because some people need to get their head out of their ass.

Livinlife replies on May 9, 2018:

True that

Nobody needs this

Johnsalterego comments on May 8, 2018:

Sometimes I think I might be happier if I wouldn't over think shit so much - this might help...?

Livinlife replies on May 8, 2018:

In your instance maybe so

It takes awhile

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

& then states that the lightbulb getting screwed in was its choice!

Livinlife replies on May 8, 2018:

Probably

Quid pro quo

Captnron59 comments on May 8, 2018:

Do chicks do that? Send a dick pic from another guy? I personally don't give previews...

Livinlife replies on May 8, 2018:

Hopefully it would be another guy, lol

That's some diet!

ejbman comments on May 8, 2018:

Ha! Well now, if you do the math, this could be because the first picture was in a mirror that showed her other side ;-)

Livinlife replies on May 8, 2018:

Ah ha! You're right! These ads are notoriously fake though, so Im still calling it possibly fake.

No wonder I hate math

CaroleKay comments on May 8, 2018:

Mind boggling, I just don't want to run out.

Livinlife replies on May 8, 2018:

Right!

Quid pro quo

Lukian comments on May 8, 2018:

.......and,.................................... she has a bigger one than you do

Livinlife replies on May 8, 2018:

That would be bad, lol

It takes awhile

Captnron59 comments on May 8, 2018:

I don't know who he is so I have nothing sarcastic to say...

Livinlife replies on May 8, 2018:

@Captnron59 i agree. I hardly watch it

Still haven't figured out step two

Captnron59 comments on May 8, 2018:

2.1 shit happens!!

Livinlife replies on May 8, 2018:

@Captnron59 lol. No prob

No wonder I hate math

Lukian comments on May 8, 2018:

I did not know a regular roll was a standard unit?

Livinlife replies on May 8, 2018:

It could be for as much as i know, lol

No wonder I hate math

Captnron59 comments on May 8, 2018:

Solve for x?

Livinlife replies on May 8, 2018:

I wonder what the square root is?

Still haven't figured out step two

Captnron59 comments on May 8, 2018:

2.1 shit happens!!

Livinlife replies on May 8, 2018:

Shit, Too! Lol

Still haven't figured out step two

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

Yep, still working on that one, & figure I still will be when the third stage come's 'round!

Livinlife replies on May 8, 2018:

Yep! Guarenteed

It takes awhile

Captnron59 comments on May 8, 2018:

I don't know who he is so I have nothing sarcastic to say...

Livinlife replies on May 8, 2018:

He's dipshit Kanye West

No wonder I hate math

Eirteacher comments on May 8, 2018:

Is this new math? I taught Algebra and I don't have a clue what they are talking about.

Livinlife replies on May 8, 2018:

Must be Common Core

Family dinner conversations

Duke comments on May 8, 2018:

You gonna eat that?

Livinlife replies on May 8, 2018:

Hahaha

Family dinner conversations

Duke comments on May 8, 2018:

We should do this more than once a year.

Livinlife replies on May 8, 2018:

Bahahaha

For @beehappy

BeeHappy comments on May 8, 2018:

I could bring a little of the desert with me to Michigan. LOL

Livinlife replies on May 8, 2018:

Yes, lol

The Caring Continuum.

Livinlife comments on May 7, 2018:

Thank you! A pet peeve of mine

Livinlife replies on May 8, 2018:

@Nickbeee lol. I can't stand that either

For @beehappy

Lukian comments on May 7, 2018:

Is that a New Beetle? I see they changed the flower pot for terrarium. Who comes up with this corky cute thing for cars? Does Germans....

Livinlife replies on May 7, 2018:

So many questions! Lol

Uh, I mean little person....

DZhukovin comments on May 7, 2018:

This is very good!

Livinlife replies on May 7, 2018:

Thanks!

For @beehappy

dkp93 comments on May 7, 2018:

I'd be a little more concerned about being in an accident, especially if I was in the passenger seat.

Livinlife replies on May 7, 2018:

@dkp93 oh, that would be cool

Best combover ever!!

OpposingOpposum comments on May 7, 2018:

Those are definitely russians.

Livinlife replies on May 7, 2018:

Hahaha, I think you're right

For @beehappy

dkp93 comments on May 7, 2018:

I'd be a little more concerned about being in an accident, especially if I was in the passenger seat.

Livinlife replies on May 7, 2018:

I figure she would like it because she lives in Arizona

For @beehappy

dkp93 comments on May 7, 2018:

I'd be a little more concerned about being in an accident, especially if I was in the passenger seat.

Livinlife replies on May 7, 2018:

Just offer a ride to someone who deserves it

The Caring Continuum.

Duke comments on May 7, 2018:

This always annoys the shit out of me when someone says it wrong.

Livinlife replies on May 7, 2018:

Me too!

Still satisfying

ejbman comments on May 7, 2018:

Oh, I don't know. I bet you have several. Some with batteries.

Livinlife replies on May 7, 2018:

Oh, well then it's not so alarming, I guess. Lol

May The Force be with you...in bed.

BeeHappy comments on May 7, 2018:

Scotty: I'm giving her all I got, captain!! Whoops, wrong movie. Lol ?

Livinlife replies on May 7, 2018:

Ha!

Since we seem to be appreciating funk lately, here's some N'awlin's style from the incomparable ...

Razorjelly comments on May 7, 2018:

Outstanding!!

Livinlife replies on May 7, 2018:

That's horrible.i can't stand what's happening to our natural resources.

Didn't quite know where to put this but its a song, so... [facebook.com]

Razorjelly comments on May 7, 2018:

Not Star Wars but extremely silly.... https://youtu.be/2B6jgkcANRE

Livinlife replies on May 7, 2018:

Lol! Yes it is

Don't do anything weird...

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

I could never fulfill the last two rules anyway, may as well go all out! Who knows, she may be a complimentary weird!

Livinlife replies on May 7, 2018:

Maybe her weird is your weird would get along

The romantic in me....

RavenCT comments on May 7, 2018:

Ah haha... is that you at work Eric? lol

Livinlife replies on May 7, 2018:

Lol

Where are you from?

Captnron59 comments on May 7, 2018:

As they say in the military... steers and queers

Livinlife replies on May 7, 2018:

Lol!

Where are you from?

scurry comments on May 7, 2018:

Canada... eh.

Livinlife replies on May 7, 2018:

@Emme hahahaha

Didn't quite know where to put this but its a song, so... [facebook.com]

Stevil comments on May 7, 2018:

Makes me afraid the milky pirate will attack https://youtu.be/RO10s_HK6d0

Livinlife replies on May 7, 2018:

@Stevil yeah creepy little mf

Didn't quite know where to put this but its a song, so... [facebook.com]

Stevil comments on May 7, 2018:

Makes me afraid the milky pirate will attack https://youtu.be/RO10s_HK6d0

Livinlife replies on May 7, 2018:

LOL he scares me

The one and only, Chuck Berry. [youtu.be]

ballou comments on May 7, 2018:

LOL https://youtu.be/hMddte6yD2w

Livinlife replies on May 7, 2018:

Lol! How funny!

.....Canada? A hoax?

Rudy1962 comments on May 6, 2018:

Canada is just part of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, der hey

Livinlife replies on May 7, 2018:

Whats this all aboot lol

Didn't quite know where to put this but its a song, so... [facebook.com]

ashortbeauty comments on May 7, 2018:

Don't fall asleep...

Livinlife replies on May 7, 2018:

No! Lol

Didn't quite know where to put this but its a song, so... [facebook.com]

ballou comments on May 7, 2018:

Those bad lip reading guys are so silly! lol

Livinlife replies on May 7, 2018:

I crack up at these

Not a meme. [facebook.com]

ballou comments on May 7, 2018:

LMAO!! The fingers at the end!

Livinlife replies on May 7, 2018:

Ikr? Haha..

For the cat lovers on here..

Livinlife comments on May 6, 2018:

I only have one cat, and I need this

Livinlife replies on May 6, 2018:

@GreenAtheist definitely!

Someone's got some splainin to do

Lukian comments on May 6, 2018:

Come on girl you should have played this card: *The Immaculate Conception is the conception of the Blessed Virgin Mary free from original sin by virtue of the merits of her son Jesus Christ. The Catholic Church teaches that God acted upon Mary in the first moment of her conception keeping her ...

Livinlife replies on May 6, 2018:

But then I would have taken it from you ?

Drugs just don't last long enough these days

Coldo comments on May 6, 2018:

Could be worse!!

Livinlife replies on May 6, 2018:

Way worse, lol

Drugs just don't last long enough these days

mistymoon77 comments on May 6, 2018:

Needs some meth to get motivated and finish that thing.

Livinlife replies on May 6, 2018:

I'll have more time since I won't have to brush my teeth anymore!

Not a scientifically literate bunch...

Livinlife comments on May 5, 2018:

Bestiality!

Livinlife replies on May 6, 2018:

@Johnsalterego idk, but its effed up! Lol

That better be worth a lot of points

Captnron59 comments on May 5, 2018:

That meme's too deep.

Livinlife replies on May 6, 2018:

Ha!

That better be worth a lot of points

OpposingOpposum comments on May 5, 2018:

Ok I'm going to assk you one more time, when's the last time you saw your gerbil?

Livinlife replies on May 6, 2018:

Haha!

You got this

Mofferatu comments on May 6, 2018:

So true! Thanks for the reminder. It's easy to get caught up in the negative, sometimes. You're all awesome!

Livinlife replies on May 6, 2018:

Back at you!

Here's your sign

phxbillcee comments on May 5, 2018:

That fella, to achieve that growth, has got to be 250-300 yrs old. something to think about!

Livinlife replies on May 5, 2018:

That's what attitude does for You! Longevity!

Here's your sign

Captnron59 comments on May 5, 2018:

Mother nature at it's finest

Livinlife replies on May 5, 2018:

Beautiful, isn't it?

That better be worth a lot of points

Markus comments on May 5, 2018:

There might be potential for some industry crossover here. Have the adult toy companies seen this yet?

Livinlife replies on May 5, 2018:

The possibilities are "end"less

That better be worth a lot of points

Rudy1962 comments on May 5, 2018:

A very penetrating video game

Livinlife replies on May 5, 2018:

Yes, and pretty hands on

Here's your sign

phxbillcee comments on May 5, 2018:

I see that all the time out here, I try not to take it personally!

Livinlife replies on May 5, 2018:

It's kind of a badge of honor

That better be worth a lot of points

ashortbeauty comments on May 5, 2018:

TF! Why why why

Livinlife replies on May 5, 2018:

Felt the need to share, lol

Here's your sign

mistymoon77 comments on May 5, 2018:

If you get lost in the desert, just look for the fuck you sign.

Livinlife replies on May 5, 2018:

A great landmark

You got this

ballou comments on May 4, 2018:

100 likes for this!

Livinlife replies on May 5, 2018:

Thanks!

You got this

tioteo comments on May 4, 2018:

Yes, I am. You are too.

Livinlife replies on May 5, 2018:

Thanks!

Now you know.

Livinlife comments on May 4, 2018:

Makes perfect sense

Livinlife replies on May 5, 2018:

@Nickbeee awwww...

This will be me in about 10 days.

Livinlife comments on May 4, 2018:

I sound phenomenal in the car by myself!

Livinlife replies on May 4, 2018:

@BeeHappy ?

You got this

AntaresRose comments on May 4, 2018:

Thank you very much

Livinlife replies on May 4, 2018:

You're welcome! I believe it

U2 - Surrender (Live at Red Rocks) [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on May 4, 2018:

I love U2

Livinlife replies on May 4, 2018:

@balou we all had more energy back in the day, lol

U2 - Surrender (Live at Red Rocks) [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on May 4, 2018:

I love U2

Livinlife replies on May 4, 2018:

@balou would have been great to see

And you get this... the dicky do

Johnsalterego comments on May 3, 2018:

Hey, I built a shed over my tools...

Livinlife replies on May 4, 2018:

@Markus ?

Whatever!!

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

All 3 at once!

Livinlife replies on May 4, 2018:

Lol!

The 70s....

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

& at this point you think you look as good as the night you started! Sleep deprivation at work for sure!

Livinlife replies on May 4, 2018:

Lol. Of course

Now I get the plot

Captnron59 comments on May 4, 2018:

She looks like a deer caught in the headlights

Livinlife replies on May 4, 2018:

He probably already slipped her the roofie

Traffic - Empty Pages [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on May 3, 2018:

Great one

Livinlife replies on May 3, 2018:

@balou agree

Mind your words???

Livinlife comments on May 3, 2018:

The second one is a work of art

Livinlife replies on May 3, 2018:

@Emme cunt- inue being you!

Superman!! Too cool

Johnsalterego comments on May 3, 2018:

Technically not possible until that thing goes down a bit...

Livinlife replies on May 3, 2018:

@Johnsalterego nope, it's a huge woman thing.

Whatever!!

Rudy1962 comments on May 3, 2018:

In the old days I could do all three at once

Livinlife replies on May 3, 2018:

Lol! I'm sure

Superman!! Too cool

Johnsalterego comments on May 3, 2018:

Technically not possible until that thing goes down a bit...

Livinlife replies on May 3, 2018:

@Captnron59 all I know is that I am able to do that. And when I'm drinking beer I don't break the seal until I absolutely have to. Once you break the seal you have to pee every 15 minutes LOL

Guess I'll be talking to myself later

Livinlife comments on May 3, 2018:

What a handy sign!

Livinlife replies on May 3, 2018:

@Bierbasstard Hospital these days only care about the customer. Doesn't matter what they like or what their habits are. Employees are second

Whatever!!

mistymoon77 comments on May 3, 2018:

Or all of the above.

Livinlife replies on May 3, 2018:

Yes! Good one! Lol

The 70s....

mistymoon77 comments on May 3, 2018:

lol, that is one raggity ass looking dog.

Livinlife replies on May 3, 2018:

Yeah, poor baby

Exactly....

Johnsalterego comments on May 3, 2018:

...

Livinlife replies on May 3, 2018:

Probably