..........

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Idk why "pew,pew,pew" always cracks me up. Good one!

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

Right? Hahaha

Special powers

Captnron59 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Vagina ghosts while yanking it..

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@Captnron59 I hate autocorrect. Lmao!

Congratulations to my friend Debbie on her third promotion this year, I just don’t know how she ...

Bassman comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Her head is in the right places.

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@Bassman praying to... lol

Btw the Dog is called Bollocks

Livinlife comments on Apr 7, 2018:

And the guys new name is Eunuch!

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@Bassman lol

Badass Bob Ross...

AtheistInNC comments on Apr 7, 2018:

“I guess I’m a little weird. I like to talk to trees and animals. That’s okay though; I have more fun than most people.” ― Bob Ross

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

Haha, I kind of get it

To all my friends back East, patience, you'll get there...

Captnron59 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

The sun was popping!! Like in your face!!

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

Oh, that's cold hahaha

May have to delay that Michigan trip...

Livinlife comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I would seriously have to move

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@BeeHappy perfect time!

Special powers

Captnron59 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Vagina ghosts while yanking it..

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@Captnron59 a man with a medium fuck, lol

Congratulations to my friend Debbie on her third promotion this year, I just don’t know how she ...

Bassman comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Her head is in the right places.

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@Bassman she didn't get those knees hitting the glass ceiling!

Btw the Dog is called Bollocks

Livinlife comments on Apr 7, 2018:

And the guys new name is Eunuch!

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@Bassman I picture Monty Python, lol

Growing up in the seventies be like.....

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Dippity do and brill cream. It's amazing anyone has any hair left after using that nasty ass shit.

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

And Aqua Net!

Congratulations to my friend Debbie on her third promotion this year, I just don’t know how she ...

Bassman comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Her head is in the right places.

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

Ha!

Worst Text Use Ever ?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Ouch! Goddamn you ,Gwyneth paltrow!

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

Hahaha!

How's that?

Livinlife comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Lol! I so would

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@BeeHappy lol

How did they find my baby picture? Lol

Bassman comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I ain't having a circumcision...

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

That would make me cranky too!

Detroit's finest

Nickbeee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Detroit .. Even me here in the UK know's not to fuck about in Detroit lol !! My friend lived out there for years .. still does.

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@Nickbeee it is beautiful

Detroit's finest

Nickbeee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Detroit .. Even me here in the UK know's not to fuck about in Detroit lol !! My friend lived out there for years .. still does.

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@Nickbeee me too

How did they find my baby picture? Lol

Captnron59 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

@Livinlife that's the face you make when someone is talking religion!! You haven't changed a bit!! How cute!!

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

That's what happened, they tried to christen me!

Detroit's finest

Nickbeee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Detroit .. Even me here in the UK know's not to fuck about in Detroit lol !! My friend lived out there for years .. still does.

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@Nickbeee you would probably love summer and autumn

D.C. weather forecast...

Captnron59 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Stormy sure getting her name out there. I wonder how much her porns have been watched since this started. What she look like Bill? Lmao

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@Captnron59 hahaha

D.C. weather forecast...

Captnron59 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Stormy sure getting her name out there. I wonder how much her porns have been watched since this started. What she look like Bill? Lmao

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@Captnron59 lol no, but who would watch them if he was?

Detroit's finest

Nickbeee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Detroit .. Even me here in the UK know's not to fuck about in Detroit lol !! My friend lived out there for years .. still does.

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@Nickbeee uh oh! Lol

Detroit's finest

RavenCT comments on Apr 6, 2018:

IDC if it is Fox news - this is good read: http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/detroit-police-officers-fight-each-other-in-undercover-op-gone-wrong

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@RavenCT you're right, it was worth reading. Talk about a lack of communication, eh? It will be interesting to see how things unfold

D.C. weather forecast...

Captnron59 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Stormy sure getting her name out there. I wonder how much her porns have been watched since this started. What she look like Bill? Lmao

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

Thankfully tRump isn't in them!

Detroit's finest

Nickbeee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Detroit .. Even me here in the UK know's not to fuck about in Detroit lol !! My friend lived out there for years .. still does.

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@Nickbeee Michigan has some really pretty areas and I do love the lakes. Inland as well as the Great Lakes

I used to like hippos. Not so much anymore

Nickbeee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Aghhhhhhhhhh!!!! My eyes are bleeding .

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@Nickbeee you're probably right

As seen on TV

Livinlife comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Sorry, I can think of so many better ways to use it

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@Bassman surely

I used to like hippos. Not so much anymore

Nickbeee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Aghhhhhhhhhh!!!! My eyes are bleeding .

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@Nickbeee eewww!! Lol

Anderson Park and the Free Nationals Live "Tiny Desk Concert" NPR [youtube.com]

Livinlife comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Reminds me of James Brown in style of music

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@Nickbeee very good!

Kaytandra - "Lite Spots" [youtube.com]

Livinlife comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Different

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@Nickbeee always great hearing new music!

Detroit's finest

Nickbeee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Detroit .. Even me here in the UK know's not to fuck about in Detroit lol !! My friend lived out there for years .. still does.

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

I'm about 30 minutes outside Detroit. Nice here, but close enough for me.

I used to like hippos. Not so much anymore

Nickbeee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Aghhhhhhhhhh!!!! My eyes are bleeding .

Livinlife replies on Apr 7, 2018:

Torturous hahaha

Detroit's finest

RavenCT comments on Apr 6, 2018:

IDC if it is Fox news - this is good read: http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/detroit-police-officers-fight-each-other-in-undercover-op-gone-wrong

Livinlife replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Anything from Fox News is shit. Whats happening is real. Nobody that can help , gives a shit about the people there. So tragic

Detroit's finest

LEPeff comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Did any involved in the Flint water scandal get arrested?

Livinlife replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@LEPeff yes, the worse sort..

Lol, it was Eric, wasn't it?

EricTrommater comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Yeah Dawkins... But I'm honored that you thought I was in the running.

Livinlife replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Dawkins was lame, LOL

Detroit's finest

EricTrommater comments on Apr 6, 2018:

The cycle is endless... Almost ontological.

Livinlife replies on Apr 6, 2018:

So frickin disturbing

Detroit's finest

LEPeff comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Did any involved in the Flint water scandal get arrested?

Livinlife replies on Apr 6, 2018:

You know the answer to that. Of course not

I used to like hippos. Not so much anymore

LEPeff comments on Apr 6, 2018:

She has more hair on her belly than I do.

Livinlife replies on Apr 6, 2018:

No that is disturbing LOL

Aw, just shoot him already...

EricTrommater comments on Apr 6, 2018:

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his ...

Livinlife replies on Apr 6, 2018:

I'm traumatized, lol

I'm a Goofy Goober....rock!

Livinlife comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Your loss, lmao

Livinlife replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@EricTrommater can't help it, I do like SpongeBob LOL

At least somebody's getting laid....

Captnron59 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Those seats certainly aren't for men!!

Livinlife replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Nor women, trust me! Painful!!

I used to like hippos. Not so much anymore

ejbman comments on Apr 6, 2018:

EWWWWWWWWW!

Livinlife replies on Apr 6, 2018:

I know, lol. Disturbing haha

What fuckery is this?

scurry comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Yup! Still laughing.

Livinlife replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Lol. Glad you enjoy it

We’re still in the Far, Faraway land

Livinlife comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Princess Britney?

Livinlife replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@Bassman lol

We’re still in the Far, Faraway land

Livinlife comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Princess Britney?

Livinlife replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@Bassman sounds like a scary fairy tale

Oh yeah! Forgot I had these.

Nickbeee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Hahaha! I have nothing against vegans only clothes.

Livinlife replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Right?

Everyday after work

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Hail Satan and his rubber squeaky.

Livinlife replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@phxbillcee I'm on a mission

So apparently one of the recent updates on agnostic.

Livinlife comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I'm all settled in.

Livinlife replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@EricTrommater and here we are

Dont back talk!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

You twins need to stop correcting me

Livinlife replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Ha!

I have the sock to prove it, dammit

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Damn control freaks

Livinlife replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Right! They need a drink!

Change my mind

Markus comments on Apr 6, 2018:

@Livilife. You’ll burn in Hell for that one ?

Livinlife replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Lol

Its my right

Markus comments on Apr 6, 2018:

SECURITY GUARD: I only make exceptions for service dogs.

Livinlife replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Aw... lol

What fuckery is this?

Nickbeee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

That is surely the cocaine cat ?

Livinlife replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@Nickbeee yes to both! Lol

Change my mind

sassygirl3869 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Stevie the artist?

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

it's in the eye of the beholder

Everyday after work

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Hail Satan and his rubber squeaky.

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@phxbillcee none. Only those who turned me into what you see iin this meme

It's murkey at best

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Streaming to the dank pit of my soul!

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Ah, its like family only better

Join the club

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I don't know about the "very much" part.

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Its all an illusion

But I gave it 100% effort

Captnron59 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I'm so high I had to think about it... I don't give a fuck!!

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Sorry it hurt

Dont back talk!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Just shut up and drive,Timmy.

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Right? Make yourself useful

Dont back talk!

Captnron59 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Caught out!!

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Captnron59 right?

Join the club

EricTrommater comments on Apr 5, 2018:

So am I but did anyone make a meme of me? Tree thinks it's special or something?

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@EricTrommater some days...

If only...

Captnron59 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Was he nailed to the cross? I don't think so.

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Looks like he was nailed by this guys pinky

I think I'm in the clear

RavenCT comments on Apr 5, 2018:

https://giftedgrape.com/portovino-wine-purse-with-pour-spout-platinum/?gclid=Cj0KCQjwkpfWBRDZARIsAAfeXao6uSFU7djLBXHot8x1xCcmLcUBncbbA-zsCxIOUtQyNx6MZyAi4KAaAv_jEALw_wcB

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Perfect!

Wil Wheaton acts out meeting William Bleeping Shatner [youtube.com]

Livinlife comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Lengthy, but hillarious! Thanks!

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@RavenCT love him and how he likes fun at himself.

Change my mind

Captnron59 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I can't see the art... blind in one eye and can't see outta the other...

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Like so many, lol

Dont back talk!

Captnron59 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Caught out!!

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

I hate when that happens!

Patato patato

EricTrommater comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Did you know there is a lawsuit filed by the government against Taco Bell alleging that the filler that they use cannot be technically called "food?"

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Really? How scary is that?

Dont back talk!

EricTrommater comments on Apr 5, 2018:

That's the problem with these kids today..... They just don't respect their elders.

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Right?

Everyday after work

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Hail Satan and his rubber squeaky.

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

When I emerge from the sanctity of my den I'm ready for another day

But I gave it 100% effort

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Just didn't live up to my potential. I could have buried so many more!

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Theres still time!

It's murkey at best

EricTrommater comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Pretty dank there Lisa

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Thank you, I bow to the best

What fuckery is this?

Nickbeee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

That is surely the cocaine cat ?

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Whatever hes done, hes pissed, lol

Huh??? Lol

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Well, you'd have to tie me up to get me to attend!

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Blindbird right?

Join the club

EricTrommater comments on Apr 5, 2018:

So am I but did anyone make a meme of me? Tree thinks it's special or something?

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Youre not 200 years old

Still "404's" showing up, folks! Warning Will Robinson!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

That's the code we used for potty breaks at my old job. Just so ya know I'm getting giggles out of these posts....

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Glad for you!

I think I'm in the clear

ballou comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Maybe?

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

I'm thinkin'

Bert does seem to be enjoying it....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Now you'll have to "tip" him!

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Lol

But I gave it 100% effort

EricTrommater comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I never fail to disapoint.

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@EricTrommater but you're great at it!

Spring? Nopity nope nope nope

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

"By the time I get to Phoenix,..." Oh! I'm already there!

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol! Have some for me

But I gave it 100% effort

EricTrommater comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I never fail to disapoint.

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

We all strive for greatness

Wtf, grandma

EricTrommater comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Ikr? Who needs that kind of negitivity?

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

I've already been at the hospital for 12 hours, can't you call an ambulance?

Huh??? Lol

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Well, you'd have to tie me up to get me to attend!

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

And it probably would be a pain in the ass

Huh??? Lol

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Well I mean there were whips and a bunch of people got nailed, so....

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

The correlation is strong

Spring? Nopity nope nope nope

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

"By the time I get to Phoenix,..." Oh! I'm already there!

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Phttttthhhhh!!!!! That's a raspberry, btw lol

Huh??? Lol

Nickbeee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Haha!! Jesus loves a strap on

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Oh, Jesus!

Hysteria, Muse [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on Apr 4, 2018:

One if my youngest sons favorite bands

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Bassman I love how kids these days think! My son is always armed with facts, thinks for himself and has a hillarious sense if humor. My older son is 24. He is the same way, although they are totally different from each other. Both good young men and they both can make me laugh like nobody else.

Shake yer booty time [youtu.be]

idlopalev comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Hot damn!

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Bassman Hm, I guess I have my moments

Hysteria, Muse [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on Apr 4, 2018:

One if my youngest sons favorite bands

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Bassman 23

Hygiene is so important

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Thankfully it was only his fingers, you should see his...

Livinlife replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol. You crack me up

Probably seen this one before

Livinlife comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Talk to me daddy lol

Livinlife replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@Rudy1962 lol! good boy! You shall be rewarded!

Some must die for others to live

Livinlife comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Now they're who should be given a holiday.

Livinlife replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@Rudy1962 bonus!

Anaconda don't want no more Easter memes...

Captnron59 comments on Apr 4, 2018:

There goes Peter cotton tail.... literally

Livinlife replies on Apr 4, 2018:

Ha!

Hygiene is so important

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Thankfully it was only his fingers, you should see his...

Livinlife replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@Blindbird I'm right there with you on both points!

Still can't post pictures

Bassman comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I was going to post a picture of me wearing a kilt on a windy day and it wouldn’t let me...

Livinlife replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol

Still can't post pictures

Bassman comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I was going to post a picture of me wearing a kilt on a windy day and it wouldn’t let me...

Livinlife replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@Bassman ?

Try it in the comments...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I'll try it there, then, we'll see.

Livinlife replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@phxbillcee I just tried again. No go

Fame. [youtu.be]

Bassman comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Is it any wonder!

Livinlife replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@Bassman edgier! I like this too

Like anyone still writes checks....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Almost worth learning that again, for I have surely forgotten it since high-school!

Livinlife replies on Apr 4, 2018:

I'll finally use it!

Dank ass GOP teens on WWJD....

Captnron59 comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Their emblem looks like a hippo screwing an elephant!! Lmao

Livinlife replies on Apr 4, 2018:

Appropriate!

Still can't post pictures

Bassman comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I was going to post a picture of me wearing a kilt on a windy day and it wouldn’t let me...

Livinlife replies on Apr 4, 2018:

Make sure you post it when this gets fixed, lol