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Lizard_of_Ahaz

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Feb 17, 2022Feb 2022

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Best Valentine's Day cards of 2022....

Just for Laughs

Apr 15, 2022Apr 2022

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I keep telling my sister NOT to order items off Facebook ads.....

May 3, 2020May 2020

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Most popular new emoji....

Feb 15, 2021Feb 2021

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How I like my toast...

Just for Laughs

Jan 13, 2022Jan 2022

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Yeah good luck with that boyo....

Aug 25, 2020Aug 2020

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I want an answer to this one....

Feb 28, 2020Feb 2020

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Because the cure is often far more expensive than dying...

Oct 14, 2020Oct 2020

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A friend of mine was complaining to me about Facebook banning her account again..

Nov 12, 2019Nov 2019

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Who me?... tries hard to look innocent...

Just for Laughs

Oct 16, 2021Oct 2021

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Fuzzy thinking....

Just for Laughs

Nov 24, 2021Nov 2021

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As bad as the Christians...

Just for Laughs

Jan 16, 2023Jan 2023

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5 reasons why I call it "shitter..."

Nov 12, 2019Nov 2019

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The money shot....

Just for Laughs

Apr 21, 2022Apr 2022

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Kinky economics....

May 31, 2021May 2021

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Well if it works....

Just for Laughs

Jul 14, 2022Jul 2022

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Damn these scammers are getting hard to spot....

Jul 8, 2020Jul 2020

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Just for Laughs

Nov 5, 2021Nov 2021

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Banned again...

Jul 2, 2021Jul 2021

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Well we can dream about it I guess....

Just for Laughs

Aug 27, 2021Aug 2021

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So it turns out that Trump if he had been reelected would have abandoned US citizens, soldiers and Afghanistan people who worked with our troops against the Taliban without a way out. Kind of like he abandoned this country to the pandemic....

May 22, 2021May 2021

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LOL so I wonder just how many members they lose like this?...

Just for Laughs

Jul 21, 2021Jul 2021

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So I hear Bezos new yacht is supposed to be bigger than the Titanic ...

May 17, 2020May 2020

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The truth about Republican Jesus....

Jan 19, 2021Jan 2021

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Mein Pillow....

Just for Laughs

Dec 22, 2021Dec 2021

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So "Moms for liberty" got the book "Charlotte's Web" banned from public schools for having "talking animals that act like people..." I guess none of them ever bothered to read the bible did they?...

Dec 30, 2019Dec 2019

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Big Bang theory....

Jul 18, 2020Jul 2020

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Think about this the next time you go to take a shower....

Jun 23, 2020Jun 2020

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Two competing theories...

Jun 20, 2020Jun 2020

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Dec 2, 2019Dec 2019

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So sayeh the lard....

Oct 11, 2019Oct 2019

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A club far too many people today are members of if you ask me...

Oct 29, 2020Oct 2020

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Gather around that Christmas tree....

Just for Laughs

Sep 7, 2021Sep 2021

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The latest research on horsing around with horse paste....

Aug 25, 2019Aug 2019

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When you are looking for a bitch...

May 13, 2021May 2021

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So once again the neo-Nazis at the Nationalist Review are defaming the whistle blower who exposed Floduh's own Death Camp Desatanist hiding the real number of deaths in his state due to COVID and was arrested for it. Nothing like a modern day Gobbels...

Jun 27, 2020Jun 2020

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His buddy told him....

Jan 24, 2021Jan 2021

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When you are living the good life down South and are waiting for the money to trickle down so you can get a room addition...

Sep 29, 2020Sep 2020

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Trump hair club for men....

Jun 23, 2021Jun 2021

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Meanwhile back at the mental hospital....

Just for Laughs

Dec 14, 2021Dec 2021

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What is yours?....

May 3, 2020May 2020

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Because 2nd Amendment....

Just for Laughs

Sep 23, 2021Sep 2021

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He found it at Walmart....

Jan 8, 2021Jan 2021

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Libertarians love them some "sparkling White Terrorism" too...

Sep 30, 2020Sep 2020

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Antifa attack....

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You know that has to hurt.....

Nov 11, 2019Nov 2019

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I knew they were Gay they are always talking about Gay sex...

Jul 12, 2019Jul 2019

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Waiting for the next Trump rally...

May 19, 2019May 2019

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Man talk about stupid I just was on Assbook in a Anti-Trump group and it seems like all that are in it are foreign nationals and morons who think that they don't need independent votes to beat Trump.... One of them was a high school dropout Belly ...

Just for Laughs

Nov 10, 2021Nov 2021

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Pascal's wager as it applies to Christians....

Just for Laughs

Jan 30, 2023Jan 2023

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Attention all you Walgreens shoppers..... The truth about their store closures is in the video.

Jul 29, 2019Jul 2019

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Because "god is good" right?...

Apr 3, 2021Apr 2021

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They should really find a better place to hide those eggs....

Sep 16, 2019Sep 2019

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Sounds right to me...

Just for Laughs

Oct 8, 2021Oct 2021

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Sometimes when stupid people start telling me their opinion I feel like....

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I found a great vomit emoji....

Jul 12, 2019Jul 2019

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When you are forced to listen to stupid people...

May 30, 2021May 2021

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No wonder the girls used to scream....

Sep 23, 2020Sep 2020

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Big Pharma strikes again....

Apr 5, 2020Apr 2020

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Even Disney movies are changing....

Religion & Spirituality

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Family of Canadian idiots move to Russia to "get away from teh Gays..." and now want to go home less than a month later....

Apr 5, 2020Apr 2020

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Much less a wolf whistle...

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Family of Canadian idiots move to Russia to "get away from teh Gays..." and now want to go home less than a month later....

Just for Laughs

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So now that Alabama has declared frozen embryos to be people are Republicans going to start voting the embryonic banks?....

Just for Laughs

Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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Because "Moderates" are full of shit....

Just for Laughs

Dec 6, 2021Dec 2021

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Merry Fucking Christmas....

Just for Laughs

Sep 14, 2021Sep 2021

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Evolution vs. creationism.... 5 that should make anyone with an IQ over 40 laugh...

Just for Laughs

Nov 20, 2021Nov 2021

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More to come...

Jul 13, 2020Jul 2020

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Way too sexy.....

Oct 3, 2020Oct 2020

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Serves the furry little bastard right...

Just for Laughs

Dec 5, 2023Dec 2023

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Maybe they should drop exploding cans of this stuff on the Russians....

May 8, 2021May 2021

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Me when I am dying because I want to go laughing...

Oct 4, 2019Oct 2019

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I always wondered....

Apr 20, 2020Apr 2020

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Why waste a ventilator on them?...

Feb 18, 2020Feb 2020

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You have to love Twitter when Warren is out of the race as a fake progressive running as a spoiler stealing votes from Sanders and then shows up bashing him and sucking up to Bloomberg for a shot at being his VP Twitter came though...

Sep 1, 2019Sep 2019

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The name is Gump...

Apr 22, 2021Apr 2021

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Well now we know why he went batshit insane when someone found a copy of his high school year book.... Let's just see who else can figure it out... Hint it is the highlighted part...

Sep 26, 2020Sep 2020

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Getting to be that time of year again remember to remind your local stores and neighbors....

Just for Laughs

Aug 1, 2021Aug 2021

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When people want to know how I slept...

Oct 24, 2020Oct 2020

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These new Disney films are not just for children anymore....

Apr 23, 2020Apr 2020

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2020 gynecologist visits....

Community Senate

Jun 11, 2019Jun 2019

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I have noticed that the emails being sent to members often suggesting members people might be interested are filled with "zombie" accounts that have been inactive a year or more. Maybe if someone can find a way to filter those from being sent out in...

Just for Laughs

Feb 8, 2023Feb 2023

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The wheels on this bus done come off.... Floraduh woman strikes.

Jul 6, 2020Jul 2020

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A day early....

Apr 1, 2021Apr 2021

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Why always with the questions?...

Just for Laughs

Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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You might be a Redneck when...

Just for Laughs

Oct 16, 2021Oct 2021

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Best Halloween watch ever....

Dec 12, 2019Dec 2019

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Just for Laughs

Nov 30, 2023Nov 2023

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Good riddance to the most evil kind of shitty rubbish....

Apr 6, 2020Apr 2020

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Just for Laughs

Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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Well ok then....

Mar 5, 2021Mar 2021

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So the Qwazies out there had their Trump return inauguration day come and go yet nothing happened.... You would think this would be enough to push them off the Qwazy Train but I guess after all these centuries of hundreds of failed predictions of ...

Just for Laughs

Apr 29, 2022Apr 2022

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Apr 9, 2020Apr 2020

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The DNC once again snatching defeat from the jaws of victory....

Mar 13, 2020Mar 2020

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When everyone else is out of toilet paper but you don't care because....

Just for Laughs

Nov 19, 2023Nov 2023

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Follow me for more recipe ideas.....

Oct 15, 2019Oct 2019

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When you just have to stop for a snack before the party...

Just for Laughs

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The joy of military service....

Sep 28, 2019Sep 2019

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The danger of playing with balls...

Oct 15, 2019Oct 2019

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Now that will scare the shit out of anyone....

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