(this comment is for D&D players)
'As they stood embracing, a silvery-grey mist began to envelop the men, growing in size and density until it obscured everything. When the strange mist finally lifted moments later, they found themselves standing at the foot of a dilapidated stone castle.
'I don't think we're in Washington anymore,' Trump said, pushing his orange, ferret-like mop to one side.
'I don't think we're in Jerusalem either,' Christ replied. His comment was followed by a deep growl coming from the nearby woods. A large black wolf stepped forward, with a shadowy figure of a man behind him.
"Welcome to Ravenloft," a voice said in the darkness.