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Name Something Christians say when they know they are losing an argument with an atheist.

UrsiMajor 8 June 25
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Level 7

I would name it "desperation".

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Level 7

The greatest thing the devil did is making you think he doesnt exist.

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Level 8

You're going to hell

MizJ Level 8 June 25, 2019
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Level 8

You've got to have faith.

That just makes me think of poor George Michael.🥺
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Level 8

god loves you even if you don't believe in him.

god believes in your even if you don't believe in him.

i'm not a violent person but those two things definitely make me want to punch someone in the (smug) face.

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Level 7

That's what "they" want you to think

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Level 4

“I actually feel sorry for you.”

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Level 7

"Did someone in the church hurt you to make you hate god?"

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Level 7

The lord moves in mysterious ways.

@Donotbelieve oh, there's nothing mysterious about the way my bowels move. My ex would say the mysterious bit is how I can spend 45 minutes doing it. Apparently "I'm hiding from you" is not the correct answer.
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Level 9

Christian: I'll pray on your behalf.
Atheist: And I will use my brain to think on your behalf.

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Level 8

You're over-thinking it. Don't be so intellectual. Stop demanding evidence. Just accept it on faith.

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Level 9

Your belief is just as irrational and unsupported by any more evidence than mine, so go on prove there is no god.

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Level 9

So you think that you should be able to just go round killing and raping and doing whatever you please.

Yes, I've come across christians who think they have a monopoly on ethics. How stupid can they get?!
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Level 9

You don't understand it.

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Level 9

You are nothing without God

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Level 9

How will you go to heaven if do not accept God in your heart?

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Level 9

You are protected.
Do you want to lose a great opportunity to molest nurses and children away from the long arm of the law?

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Level 10

Motherfucker

bobwjr Level 10 June 25, 2019
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Level 8

You better get right with your maker or else!

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Level 6

If you don't believe in God, that means you think you're God. What an ego you have.

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Level 8

So how do Satan's balls taste, sinner?

My brother said satan will fuck me in the ass! He a homophobic douche.

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Level 4

Well I think it takes MORE FAITH to believe that the universe came from nothing than to believe in God.......

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Level 7

There were actually two instances on "The Atheist Experience" where two different callers lost to Matt Dillahunty (it was clear as they stopped talking and had no response), and suddenly said they were going to come down there and "punch his fat head in for Jesus."

I think someone made a song out of it at one point, but I can't find it.

Here they are. I didn't remember they were on the same episode:

@OwlInASack They've gotten a few weird calls (although not threatening that I can remember) from England, New Zealand, Australia, and an African nation (I can't remember which), among many others. I've probably spent a few thousand hours watching the show since clips first started showing up on youtube, then live on u-stream, now live on youtube, etc.

But America is weird. I honestly can't say I fully understand it right now. Maybe I never did.
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Level 8

Oh my I will pray for you.i want you to have the relationship with god that I have.

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Level 9

Geez Louise, have you got at least 2 life times for me to list their inane responses?

  1. The Bible is the word of God, EVERYTHING it states is 100% true,
  2. You are a Heathen/Pagan, you will be going to Hell for not believing in God/Jesus,
  3. Their best of ALL, "You are taking it all out of context,
  4. "Let Jesus into your heart and then you will know the truth."
  5. Quoting biblical verse after biblical verse just like they had a computerized program running in their head,
  6. "Have you ever read the Bible?
    I could go on and on for page after page but I don't want to bore anyone so I'll leave it at just those 6 if no-one minds.

@kodimerlyn LOL, you should see their shocked faces when I tell them that, a) I have read it cover to cover, page by page, word by word, and,
b) that I HAD to read it as part of my studies to gain a ThD ( Doctorate in Theology and Comparative Modern Religions) whilst being a DELCARED atheist and still remaining an Atheist to this day.

@kodimerlyn As my Dad taught me, "If you ever get into a debate/discussion, etc, it is always better to know more about the subject than the person with whom you are debating."
And, trust me, it works wonders against the Faithfools, I often get invited to debate with all kinds of Preachers, etc, and, not boasting in any way, shape nor form, I've only ever been in what you could call a Stalemate situation once in over 50+ debates and that was because the Mediator decided to call 'time.'
I'm pretty certain that on a number of occasions I've actually manage to make more than a few Faithfools start to actually think deeply and questioningly about their beliefs.
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