Name Something Christians say when they know they are losing an argument with an atheist.
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"You just want to keep on sinning."
ElusiveMoby
Level 7
June 25, 2019
9
MizJ:
That's one thing I love about the term secular humanist
Winning an argument with an intelegent person is difficult,...winning an argument against someone stupid,or in a ''faith''is impossible
"I'm sorry you're an atheist," they say as if I have a terminal disease.
"I chose rational thought over magical beliefs," I reply firmly.
Silence. They don't know what to say. Perfect.
LiterateHiker
Level 9
June 25, 2019
7
You're welcome, darling.
Scientists say" people came from monkeys"," why are there still monkeys today?"
m16566
Level 7
June 25, 2019
4
Why don't they learn to google? [abc.net.au]
My daughter, like me, is agnostic. Her boyfriend recently told me, "That's why they call it faith!" when they visited me last week and the subject of who wrote the bible came up! I love making christi-trons think about their own belief system!
Stilltrying1964
Level 7
June 25, 2019
4
I don't debate them, remembering " Confuse not the minds of the ignorant, they will only hate you for it".
TomMcGiverin
Level 8
June 25, 2019
2
You'll be sorry when you're dead. 
Gareth
Level 7
June 25, 2019
4
"I doubt I will, as I will be in a state of nothingness, but I sure am sorry I ever spoke to you". Bah-dum.. Tip your waiters and waitresses, I'll be here all week.......
"But what if you're wrong?"
"That's not what the scriptures says."
"You're just angry at god."
JimG
Level 8
June 25, 2019
1
" What if you're wrong".. I've heard that one a lot and my response is the same ? back to them. They refuse to consider that possibility and I walk away saying that we are each only responsible for ourselves, nobody else and that we'll both find out when we die. Until then, it will be unknown.
I also like #3, " You're just angry at God", to which, if I had already bothered arguing with them at all, would probably lead me to say, "Nope I'm not angry at a god I don't believe in, but I sure am tired of idiots like you".
Reminds me of a joke a stand up said, "St Peter was at the Pearly Gates with thousands of people waiting to get into heaven. He announces that the catholics were right and so all the jews, protestants, muslims, etc were condemned to hell. Sorry!"
"Don't call me a monkey!"
greyeyed123
Level 7
June 25, 2019
3
Love Jeff Dee.
@J75243 They lost a few hosts over the last week or two due to the kerfuffle...although Matt hinted Sunday that there may be hope some return (Jen, Tracie, John, and Phil have quit the show). In any case, people in the live chat were asking for them to reach out to Jeff Dee to return to hosting, which would be great. I remember he used to do one of their podcasts for a while after he quit hosting AE years ago, but I think he had stopped doing that for sometime now also (I could be wrong).
Funny seems they think their god(s) can etch in stone, but can not write on paper???
of-the-mountain
Level 9
June 25, 2019
1
My favorite insult to fling at arrogant, self-righteous fundies who try to bully me is to reply to their whole superiority trip by saying, " You may think that Jesus loves you, but personally, I think you're garbage wrapped in skin".
TomMcGiverin
Level 8
June 25, 2019
3
"The enemy will twist words and sow the seeds of doubt, as they will speak with the tongue of the devil".
In my work, I support a service user to church about twice a month. They encourage me to take Christ into my heart, but so far they have failed to tempt me. The guest preacher on Sunday was very entertaining and spoke well, even if he identified the likes of me as the enemy. Each part of his argument strengthened my atheism.
The thing with the one true God, is there are so many of them!
Sofabeast
Level 7
June 25, 2019
2
Guest preacher! Oh what fun! That's like having a substitute teacher. Get an accomplice, a convincing glass bottle of water, some baking soda, some red-tinted contact lenses and a crucifix. Have accomplice put in red contact lenses, mix baking soda with water and put on mouth/shirt for frothing look. Run into church yelling, "Father! Father ! I need your help with this exorcism! The power of Christ compels you!" If said accomplice can crawl upside down on walls- bonus!
"It wasn't really a whale it was a giant fish..." I suppose this asshole goes here:
KingofHarts
Level 7
June 25, 2019
1
I dunno. I'm pretty sure Megan Fox swallowed Jonah Hex.
Arn't you worried about your soul, as if the argument beyond that gets very far. They can't get their brainwashed minds around the idea that in our minds such a thing is a pointless worry.
azzow2
Level 9
June 25, 2019
2
"I do not need to prove it, I have faith."
THHA
Level 7
June 25, 2019
3
Ask them to do something crazy like jump off the top floor of your building and Jesus will save them with their faith.. On second thought...You could go to jail for causing harm to the mentally-challenged.
I feel it in my heart that god exists and you can’t convince me otherwise. What do you have to live for if there is no god?
Killtheskyfairy
Level 9
June 25, 2019
2
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