Ask them to do something crazy like jump off the top floor of your building and Jesus will save them with their faith.. On second thought...You could go to jail for causing harm to the mentally-challenged.

Hot Hunks.

A good country fried steak and gravy? (Mmmmm...)

@JustRyanAgain Mmmmmmm, gravy!

In science we don't pretend to know all the answers, we believe that the answers are knowable without the need of the supernatural.
each scientist builds on the work of the previous.
and when we've gone as far as we can go we leave it to the Next Generation.
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I did

That happens to me every time I see a photo of Keanu Reeves.

Broken condom?

@JustRyanAgain Lol

Which organisms uses both methods sexual and asexual for reproduction?
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Israel Ramirez
Israel Ramirez, Retired Biopsychologist
Answered Nov 20, 2017
One of the biggest questions in biology is why animals and plants have sex. Darwinian theory says that a female who rears her offspring, without any help from a male, is wasting a lot of effort rearing offspring that are partly somebody else’s. Genes are selfish; they favor their own reproduction.

People have devised various theories about sex providing advantages but it’s not obvious that sex is always worth the effort. Couldn’t you get the advantages of sex by only using it occasionally. That way, you get the benefits of reproducing your own genes plus occasionally mixing them with those o...(more)

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I guess the person who said that must be 6000 years old ... Cool..

He wasn't watching where he was swimming? The fish that is, not the dog.

Hehehe! That's right,, or can monkeys give birth to humans!?

Ne because they already are, all vertebrates are just very specialized species of fish (if you take modern biological definitions at their ridicule extreme)

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Can you prove I'm not god?

The reply, not all of us have, did you

And they sin all over the place, but it's ok for them because they occasionally ask for forgiveness

God is not a creation God always was.
but if that's the case why can't we skip a step and say the universe always was

nice values...wanting to see people in pain and misery...bunch of hypocrits...

Ultimately Back To Nature. when the brain dies everything connected with it dies.
and we return to the food chain

@m16566 I always tell em: "Depends on how much money you've got!".

Who says once I die I'll have to go? Maybe I'll be able to hold it.

Stealing that meme.

Ask them to describe heaven and explain what goes on there. Their bible says very little on it. In fact, most of what you read is simply implied but remains vague.

@DenoPenno Actually, the person that said that is very intelligent and educated...her answer was that it was not a place but an unknown that we can't possible even imagine...she acknowledged that it might be just a bunch of protons floating around but that somehow, our sentient beings would be enough to see each other in various ways...she does not think it is a place...that heaven is a metaphor for the next phase of existence....I asked her why I had to believe in a god to get into that existence....no answer

@thinktwice What next phase of existence?

@DenoPenno nothingness...death...darkness...return to photons? exactly...very vague

I know taking God's name in vain is a sin - wonder of profanity is. Nice work - I salute your efforts.

@UrsiMajor I have known plenty of Christians that cuss as much as I do, and that is a lot.