I remember listening to "Lunchtime with the oldies" on the radio while I was at Ft. Meade, Maryland. I was in my early 20s, and they played a song that I loved in high school. I was pissed about that for days! And that was the first time I realized it was really all downhill from there. My middle daughter freaks out about wrinkles and turning 30! I told her "really? Every wrinkle and grey hair I have has your name on it" I may be old, but I don't care! I'm OK with it. My mom died at 45, she never got to meet her grandchildren or see any of her kids get married or any of that other cool "getting old" stuff. Your age is just a reflection of the number of trips around the sun your have made. Don't let your age define you. I may be 60 and my knees make some odd noises and yes I have a few gray hairs but dammit, I put the time in for it. I earned it! I am happy about it because so many don't get that opportunity. JMHO ( or not so H)

When it took two days to recover from a hangover. ?

I agree when staying home and watching Netflix sounds better then going out. But the biggest thing is now I grown a little when I get up off the floor from working on a electrical outlet.

When I noticed that the majority of the people who were adults when I was a small child are now dead.

When the kids at work who are half my age bitch about being old, I tell them to STFU. I'm not old yet, even if my back sometimes tries to tell me otherwise.

I'm 52, and I still haven't realized it. Hopefully I never will!

when all the crazy stuff i did caught up to me and i couldnt do a lot of things anymore. my mom always told me to be more careful. she said all the things you do to your body will come back to you one day. i thought that was some bogus nonsense...i should have listened to my mamma! lol

It is as I had suspected, I have been old for many decades. How does this happen?

When I went out and tried to pick up a 20ish young woman and she give me the look plus a EeWW! ?

When hair started growing out of my ears

When I was admiring the skills of cute little middle schoolers in a marching band parade, then realized they were university students. Ooops.

When I could no longer have sex twice in quick succession!

When I got my knee replaced.

When my knee started hurting before major thunderstorms. And my Gibson ES-175 keeps getting heavier....

I'm still trying to figure out how that grey haired guy got in the mirror! And I'm only 64!!

Gray pubes were the beginning.

When I had to have organs removed and body parts repaired.

When I started thinking home appliances were fun to look at.

what do you mean ... OLD ?
Try as hard as you like , you won't catch me up.

Probably not the first but last weekend Iwas eating near a hotel and saw a LOT of attractive teenage girls and thought "these are kids" ..

Old? I still think I am a kid, though my body and some othe prople point out otherwise. I have a 9 year old daughter who is too often mistaken as my grand daughter. I was at the park with her and another parent with her kids and additedly she looks young next to me. But another little kid asked is she could play, being a parent she tried to decline and the kid said "you could ask your dad, pointing at me"
THAT is when I realized I was old.

I realized it when I walked passed a cemetery and two guys started chasing me with shovels.

when i did the pogo for 2 hours and couldn't walk properly the next week [ last week after orchestral manuvers in the dark]

If you think your too old then you are.

Most days I haven't gotten there yet. Maybe when I'm 70 I'll think I'm old.