Does it rain during rain dance practice? If it does not, how do you know you did it correctly? If it does.....why not just call practice...GEORGE CARLIN
LOL George Carlin came up with tons of funny shit
Need correct punctuation. I read it like you were wanting to call practice "George Carlin" instead of calling it "practice."
Here's the joke from his book. [books.google.com]
If I want it to rain, I wash the car. It seems to work every time.
Wilhelm Reich made a machine that used orgone to bring rain. It was supposed to have worked in a test in Nevada, I think. I've always loved Kate Bush's song about the experiment, done from the perspective of Reich's young son Peter:
I always loved Kate Bush too!
I love George Carlin! He spoke with truth and honesty but embellished by humor. The reality of a lot of the things he said are still quite true if not even more poignant today than they were back then.