On the topic of hyperbole
What if god himself came down from heaven and talked with you and told you all the secrets of the universe. How would you describe that experience?
I guess you'd have to say it was pretty cool, cause you already wasted the word "AWESOME" describing a bag of cheez doodles.
I would describe such an experience as psychotic.
I think I will continue to use Google......
Are you saying that cheese doodles are not awesome???
(I am not sure that cheese doodles exist and will not accept that they do exist just because some people think that they are awesome.)
@TheoryNumber3 I shall have to seek out these things called "cheese doodles" and judge for myself!
On the subject of cheese doodles, for the last four years I found it very hard to be around anything of a yellowish orange color maybe four years from now, or next month I shall indulge again.
@oldFloyd That did cross my mind, but not knowing what "cheese doodles" are, I held out a foolish hope that they were not like Cheetos. Silly me.
@oldFloyd I totally get it. Hallowe'en was challenging due to the preponderance of ORANGE!
@oldFloyd I rarely ate them anyway as I avoid most snack foods, but maybe I will celebrate the orange menace's departure by eating a small bag!
@Gwendolyn2018 I'm not a snack food person also but if I do I prefer the puffed over the crunchy.
I would know that I had finally become totally and irrevocably insane.
You would be dead!!
The secrets of the universe are not for mere mortals!!!
Then they would not be secrets if we knew!
Hence no universe!!!
Bad drugs! Since I don’t do drugs, I guess it would have to be toxic food.
One day while I as meditating out under a tree a person came up to me and told me of the wonders of the Universe. He gave me knowledge of everything, the meaning of life, why we are here and how we got here. He stayed with me for some time answering all questions and proving the answers he was giving me were correct. It was all scientific and the proof I was able to write down to give away for all to understand. I asked if he was god and he told me that he was from Arguina 6 a star system many light-years away. I learned there is no god and it was proven to me. I am writing a book on the experience.
I would wonder 2 things:
If it was real. I'd have to give a whoa, whoa, hold up there chief. You have some explaining to do, and grill him/her, it, whatever. on a long list of shit. Let's start off with slavery, or genocide. Your pick. and go from there,......
God would have to do some of magic to convince me it was real. Then I would ask it if the bible was it's holy word, or just human trash.
I'll speak for god here (some people have referred to me a "goddess" ): it is human trash. It was also plagiarized from earlier myths.
Now I'm hungry for cheese doodles.
A really odd dream .
I used to recommend that my Scouts keep some cheese doodles in their survival kit, not only are they a quick source of energy for the body but they make excellent fire starters.
I would describe it as being High as a Kite. If that imaginary, drug enabled conversation led to my acting in a more civil and empowered way then I would call it a good thing.
Sounds like a big hallucination.
What an awesome comment you have made there!