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One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. Surprised, he asked, “Why are you reading both those books?” “Well,” said the orangutan, “I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother.”

By Benthoven
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Love it, give that orangutan a cigar.

Whathappensnow Level 5 Dec 7, 2017
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What if he's both? Don't tell the xtians they got something right!

GareBear517 Level 7 Dec 7, 2017
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You are a riot!

Blindbird Level 7 Dec 7, 2017
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I love it! Thanks for sharing it. smile001.gif

irascible Level 7 Dec 7, 2017
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That's Clever

twshield Level 8 Dec 7, 2017
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Nice!!!

Arasmuson Level 6 Dec 7, 2017
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Good one!

Hominid Level 7 Dec 7, 2017
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That's cute.

HeathenFarmer Level 7 Dec 7, 2017
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I really like that joke. It is so funny. I have a special place in my heart for all animals and orangutans are one. They are so sensitive. I can pick up their thoughts. I saw one at a zoo in a small cage. I looked in his eyes and I could feel the pain. It was a horrible pain. He told me all he wanted was to go home. I never went to another zoo.

BettyColeman Level 5 Feb 2, 2018
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Boycott palm oil!

@Countrywoman Yes!! Please spread the word about palm oil and how habits are being destroyed by the plantations!!!

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That's good!

5082gregory Level 5 Jan 7, 2018
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Ha ha ha

Janakiraman Level 5 Dec 8, 2017
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Smart orangutan.

AstralSmoke Level 7 Dec 7, 2017
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LOL

sloryd Level 4 Feb 3, 2018
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Punny!! smile001.gif

RobCampbell Level 6 Feb 2, 2018
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Very nice, sir.

jayray74 Level 3 Jan 31, 2018
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brilliant I like it

LeighShelton Level 7 Jan 27, 2018
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We never knew an orangutang could serve as a president either!

Marine Level 7 Jan 27, 2018
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orangutans are awesome and by doing nothing but eating could have done better than Trump. very unfair on an amazing animal.

Sorry I did not mean to offend the orangutans

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LOL

Cindie Level 2 Jan 26, 2018
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Lol

heathen77 Level 4 Feb 18, 2018
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LMAO

silverotter11 Level 7 Feb 16, 2018
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I will have to try and remember that one!

NaturalBornCynic Level 4 Feb 13, 2018
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Well done.

fearlas Level 4 Feb 12, 2018
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