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God hates porn?

VictoriaNotes 9 Mar 24

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How could anyone tell that a God hated porn?

(No one has a direct line or is delusional if they say they do).

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Love that

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"God"/Dog might hate it. But preachers love it!

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I'd have to look it up to give the correct name of the place.
But it was this church in Texas, with a giant cross out front.
During a storm, the cross was hit by lightning, fell on the church and burned it to the ground.
And with some sweet irony, a video porn shop just across the street was unscathed.

Hey, the xians are the ones that say "The lord works in mysterious ways". lol.

But it is a true story.

When things like this happen they also like to say that the bible says it rains on the just and the unjust. But they love cherry picking. The bible also says: "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." Isaiah 45:7

The word translated “evil” is from a Hebrew word that means “adversity, affliction, calamity, distress, misery.”

Ooopsie.

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If he watches everyone have sex and gets annoyed, then he doesn't like porn...

If he created everything, then he created porn, too. Clearly, "God" loves novelty. 😉

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How can God hate porn when his inerrant word contains so much NSFW content?

IKR?

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Like the Christians say ... he knows and see everything ....past, present, and future!
Then that makes God a Peeping Tom!

Could be why the Roman Catholic church employs so many perverts.

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So why is that every christian calls his name when they come?

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God hates anything man does...

Ungod Level 6 Jan 14, 2019
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True lol

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...

God is creepy, just like Saint Nick...

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He should watch porn directed by women.

Hadn't considered that...wonder how many female porn directors are working?

Why's that?

@LucyLoohoo Probably more than you would expect have moved around to behind the camera after working in front of it.

@Astrojcm Interesting. Penny Marshall did the same thing. I've always thought it would be interesting to see porn made by women FOR women!

Women make the best porn ever.

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Strictly speaking, it's all the work of god and part of his plan. Either that, or this god stuff is all total bollocks!

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The cartoon pornos are hysterical, by the way, if anyone needs a good laugh.

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Biblically speaking, there's only admonitions against men lying with men. I'm thinking god likes him some girl on girl action. And who could blame him?

So if two or more men have sex together whilst standing or kneeling, that should be ok. A local preacher always uses the King James bible, as Jesus spoke English and thus the words are the literal words of God. Proves God is an Englishman!

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I understand that God loves exhibitionist but does prefer some events over others like running around naked in the pews

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According to their book, god invented porn when he invented desire and the sexual act necessary for reproduction. Why not just do the deed by a handshake?

Remember futurerama? The one character got pregnant that way.

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That's one thing that always has confused me supposedly this imaginary God is absolutely perfect and he created the human body in His image and he got everything right except for the foreskin so of course it's crazy people's job to chop that sucker right off

I got one nothing wrong with it.It's how ''god'' created me,except he doesn't exist,so it.s how nature made me,lol.Only Americans and religions butcher boys and girls.

@actofdog I keep hoping for the day when we can move past our own barbarism

He didn’t make the Muslime pussy right either!!

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Off god and to bible belters. Statistics illustrate more online porn is sold in the bible belt. If those people are secret liberals, they need to vote, because they aren't. So logically, that means they are........ you know the answer.

Right--and I understand more porn is visited in Muslim nations than anywhere else.

@LucyLoohoo it wouldn't surprise me in the nations that don't monitor their internet fully. I was in a bar in Honolulu once and a wealthy "shiek" (I could not verify that for sure) bought 4 rounds for the bar over the course of about 2 hours.

@Beowulfsfriend I've traveled in 8 Muslim nations and have been amazed at the hypocrisy re: women and their ''rights,''...food restrictions...treatment of foreign workers, etc. They're no different than Xtians here. "Do as I say...not as I do!"

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If god had a penis he'd love it.

OF COURSE he has a penis...he made Adam in his image, right?

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lol god does not care he is imaginary

Say it ain't so. 😮

@VictoriaNotes not caring or imaginary? LOL

@benhmiller Both. Your taking this literally was hilarious. Lol

'ALL' gods, male or female, are "imaginary"- and have been invented by humans, for very many thousands of years. And there is no reason that they should no have been relegated to the 'bad humour bin' long ago.

@Diogenes Tru. And they can be SO fun to read about!

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God created everything and hates so much of it? Sounds like a classic case of self hating deity. Sad.

Yep

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I have stopped watching porn- the acting is so bad; all the actors must have breathing problems, the way they overdo the panting.

But I can't figure it out. A program may come on TV and before the program starts there is a DIRE warning, "Sexual content and may offend some viewers." When the news comes on there is no warning, and there are scenes of blood and guts all over the place- little children maimed.

Gaud-dude, the dude that fornicated with the so-called Virgin Mary, can send me to his theme park, Hell, for having sex, watching sex--- but he won't get me for 'enjoying murder and the creation of misery'. That would be rather sickening.

Exactly. We are a bizarre species considering the kind of gods we invent that stick around for thousands of years.

A friend grew up in the late 60's in Sweden as his father was an embassy worker. Sweden was and still is very progressive. At that time films like Sleeping Beauty were R rated for violence and spanking was totally outlawed throughout the country, not just public places and schools, but also in people's homes.

@VictoriaNotes Ya, don't know the exact start of gaud inventions, maybe it goes back four thousand years. Sure as hell some weird rules!

@VictoriaNotes The 'invisible one' was a great invention by the godsters. How can a thinking person dismantle something they can't even see? The other gods, made of stones, wood, whatever, can be junked and thrown in the trash.

@Diogenes Indeed. It's a cunning placebo effect --- "feeling" god within them.

@VictoriaNotes I had that feeling once with a sigmoidoscopy... never again.

@Paul4747 Well now that I am 110 years old, I have suffered all the indignities, including that one- but I had to look your word up. It's a choice, that, or colon cancer.

@Diogenes Let me rephrase. Never again, while conscious. Full colonoscopy and knocked out is the way to go,

“Viewer advisory warning”...

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And god hates figs too.

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In the words of Chris Griffin (Family Guy):

"God's watching me do #2? Oh, man, I'm a sinner and God is a pervert."

Ya, "No 'ucking- it's sinful!"

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