What would an Americanisation Scot know? Three Michelin's or not.

Get thee behind me, Satan!

Yeah, the kale gives you something to push against when scraping it into the trash.

Lol! Actually, kale gets a bad rap. Cooked is better than raw (it removes the bitter taste). So it would probably taste a little like spinach. Another one of those dark greens that are good for you. Makes pizza guilt free. ?

@BeeHappy I like kale, even raw. If the bitter flavor bothers anyone, here's a tip: crush the leaves (scrunch them up, massage them, whatever) to break up the rigid structure of the leaves, and the resulting flavor becomes fresher and almost sweet (but not in a sugary way). I actually wouldn't mind kale (or spinach) on a pizza; I draw the line at pineapple. lol

No thanks. I'll just purge now and cut out the middle man. Blech!

Noooooo! Back you daemonic multitudes to your foul hole. Olives WITH pineapple?

@kmdskit3 oh hells yes!! try it, you just might like it! I triple dog dare you!!! Bwahaha!!

@mrcharlie65 Plllbbbssstttt!!! (Blowing a raspberry at you)

Haha! I figure a good stoning should be punishment for this.

@resserts I had a friend who was all about ham and pineapple - we aren't friends anymore. rofl

@RavenCT Sometimes you just have to cut the toxic people out of your life.

I've heard they're quite salty, but never tried them.

If Frodo had to decide whether to cast the ring or a pineapple pizza into the lava, I'm confident he'd have made the right decision and dispensed with the greater evil. Besides, I'm sure the ring wasn't that bad.

@resserts Believe it or not Gollum and the ring just fell into the river of lava. I'm watching 'The Return of the King' !

@kmdskit3 It's a sign!

You almost had me going there for a moment. Well played!

Pizza without pineapple isn"t a pizza

His operation is a well-oiled machine.

I'm pretty sure that violates the Geneva Convention or something.

@resserts no doubt it does, undue cruelty to pizzas or something.

@Rugglesby It's the culinary equivalent of waterboarding, I think.

Pineapple doesn't even go with pineapple. (Okay, I actually like pineapple, but not on my pizza. I don't like anything sweet on my pizza.)

You misspelled "gross."

@resserts lol

@resserts Sorry

I'm going to ignore this comment and pretend I never saw it. I don't think my stomach can take even the thought.

@resserts Do you never have dessert of cheese and fruit board. Does it not all mix together with soup, fish, main course, custard and pudding in the stomach before being digested?

@FrayedBear I generally keep my sweets and savories separate. Fruit is a staple of my diet, so I don't think of it as dessert, and I generally don't eat it with anything else.

@resserts For some, eg. diabetics, having a mix is beneficial/necessary.

that description was gross and has made me nauseous! -_- boo you

@demifeministgal is that cognitive dissonance or simple avoidance of reality?

@FrayedBear neither. It is acknowledging your taste buds make me sick. heh

@demifeministgal Are you a meat eater?

@FrayedBear yes. But a picky eater as well. You strike me as an experimental foodie type.

@demifeministgal Not really, just open try try anything once eg. On my bucket list is to taste tequila. I bought a bottle in January. It is still chilling unopened in one of the fridges!

@FrayedBear I cannot try anything once. Especially spicy foods I cannot tolerate that at all.

@demifeministgal What a shame! Just don't order it with the chilli.

Also hate anchovies and pineapple-- on their own and on pizza. :/

My sentiments exactly.

LMAO ROFL

ROFL LMAO

My gut can tolerate it, but my tastebuds are in full rebellion mode.

Papa John, aka the devil.

To pineapple?

@resserts yeah. Just having it touch me gives me hives. Consuming it would close my throat. As would all citrus fruits.

@Kaycee Oh, that's awful. I love citrus, and I actually do like pineapple — just not on pizza. I guess that's the silver lining for you: you'll never be tempted to try such an abomination.

@resserts oddly enough, the smell of most citrus fruits revolts me. The smell of oranges and pineapple makes my teeth hurt and I can taste even the smallest amount of lemon/lime in anything. Had a coworker give me a piece of honeydew melon that had touched a piece of pineapple and I gagged when i bit into it.

I think its my body trying to make sure I know not to consume it

@Kaycee I suppose it's a good thing you're not tempted by citrus and pineapple, but it seems somewhat debilitating at the same time.

@resserts it can be. I can't have like orange blossom lotion or be careful with soaps

@Kaycee Wow. Sorry to hear that. What about apples? Is it only citrus fruits?

@novoxguy just citrus. I could probably consume my body weight in apples

Exactly. Just disgusting all around.

@resserts All through my childhood I thought I hated pineapple.
Then I grew up and tried fresh pineapple. I was amazed at the difference.

@BufftonBeotch I like either. But not on my pizza. ?

@resserts I like it with Jamaican/Caribbean type dishes.

Caramelized?

@FrayedBear The Jamaican Jerk? It's a sweet hot, but doesn't really involve large amounts of sugar like a ham glaze. There is a mango Habanero salsa you can make that blends well.