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LOL, it just CANNOT get any better imo.
Just finished with a short conversation, via the phone, with none other that 'Pope' Paul Skelley who informs me that his little 'congregation' has met and decided that, " Considering my blatant Atheism, my absolute denial of God and Jesus, my being a Doctor of Theology and a neighbour of one of HIS flock members, they shall be attending my home in the very near future to PERFORM an exorcism upon myself, my home and my property to drive out and expel ALL the Devils and Demons that plague me."
I tend to think that 'Pope Paul' is bereft of a sense of humour since he slammed down the phone at his end when I replied, " If you want to exercise the Devil and the Demons please don't do it in my home or on my property, be kind to them, take them for a walk around the town and show the sights, I'm sure they'll enjoy that much, much more."

#Exercise #theology #atheism #denial #Jesus #devil #pope #god

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lucky you. Don't forget to video it and post a link.

Answer 2

You need to make a movie out of this.

Answer 3

Who the heck is Pope Paul Skelly, and why do you bother?

Answer 4

You better be careful. The pope seem to be deranged and may have a gun.

Answer 5

You should tell him to first get all the 'devils' out of all of the kid fuckers in his hierarchy.

Answer 6

They have already exorcised the "sweetness" out of themselves.

Answer 7

Great response!

Answer 8

What a violation in every sense of the word. These theists and their exaggerated sense of entitlement!

Answer 9

Hello yes please continue updating on this story, I want to hear every detail. How long have you known these people? Do you have other posts about this somewhere?

Answer 10

It is kind of funny, till it's not. I would treat them seriously as you never know how far their delusions will take them. Start with a restraining order or whatever you have down under.

Answer 11

Great reply . I probably would have been speechless and absolutely pissed off.

Answer 12

I’d just ignore that idiot!

Answer 13

Who needs netflix when you have so much entertainment on tap.

Answer 14

And when you see them step foot on your property, call the cops.

Answer 15

Truthfully here in Northern Ireland I have never ever been an object of pity, as I dont' have a god ,and no one has asked me what my religion is I have been here more than 12 years is this a record?

Answer 16

Keep us posted

Answer 17

Haha excellent!

Answer 18

You have to hand it to those imbeciles: they are 100% consistent in their stupidity.

Answer 19

Call the police when they show up


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