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Name Something Christians say when they know they are losing an argument with an atheist.

UrsiMajor 8 June 25
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"Why did you abandon your God?"

I had a manager actually ask me that.

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"I do not need to prove it, I have faith."

THHA Level 7 June 25, 2019

Ask them to do something crazy like jump off the top floor of your building and Jesus will save them with their faith.. On second thought...You could go to jail for causing harm to the mentally-challenged.

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I can only speak from my own experience. Usually it’s something like, “Please untie me ..”

"Should I start with the bondage ties or these chain restraints? Maybe this genital cup?"

@UrsiMajor You one kinky bear.

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My favorite insult to fling at arrogant, self-righteous fundies who try to bully me is to reply to their whole superiority trip by saying, " You may think that Jesus loves you, but personally, I think you're garbage wrapped in skin".

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"Don't call me a monkey!"

Love Jeff Dee.

@J75243 They lost a few hosts over the last week or two due to the kerfuffle...although Matt hinted Sunday that there may be hope some return (Jen, Tracie, John, and Phil have quit the show). In any case, people in the live chat were asking for them to reach out to Jeff Dee to return to hosting, which would be great. I remember he used to do one of their podcasts for a while after he quit hosting AE years ago, but I think he had stopped doing that for sometime now also (I could be wrong).

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it's God's will

m16566 Level 7 June 25, 2019

I'm so glad I wrote a will. I left everything to my mom.

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God works in mysterious ways

m16566 Level 7 June 25, 2019
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“We all have our cross to bear!”

Is it a BDSM cross?

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Faith is one of there fall back position.

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I will pray for you

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This is a great post!

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can you prove there isn't a god?

m16566 Level 7 June 25, 2019

Can you prove I'm not god?

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I got you now ,who caused the Big Bang?

m16566 Level 7 June 25, 2019

In science we don't pretend to know all the answers, we believe that the answers are knowable without the need of the supernatural.
each scientist builds on the work of the previous.
and when we've gone as far as we can go we leave it to the Next Generation.
[space.com]

I did

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I feel it in my heart that god exists and you can’t convince me otherwise. What do you have to live for if there is no god?

Hot Hunks.

A good country fried steak and gravy? (Mmmmm...)

@JustRyanAgain Mmmmmmm, gravy!

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Arn't you worried about your soul, as if the argument beyond that gets very far. They can't get their brainwashed minds around the idea that in our minds such a thing is a pointless worry.

azzow2 Level 9 June 25, 2019

I would say - sold the ol' soul to Satan for a night of pleasure with the hottest babe in the world. Yea Satan! All hail the king!

@UrsiMajor That would not work for me either mostly because I could not bend my mind around any mythology what so ever.

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Trust me! I promise you will find out what your punishment for eternity will be! Or something similar

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"Well, we'll just have to agree to disagree."

palex Level 6 June 25, 2019
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"But what if you're wrong?"
"That's not what the scriptures says."
"You're just angry at god."

JimG Level 8 June 25, 2019

" What if you're wrong".. I've heard that one a lot and my response is the same ? back to them. They refuse to consider that possibility and I walk away saying that we are each only responsible for ourselves, nobody else and that we'll both find out when we die. Until then, it will be unknown.

I also like #3, " You're just angry at God", to which, if I had already bothered arguing with them at all, would probably lead me to say, "Nope I'm not angry at a god I don't believe in, but I sure am tired of idiots like you".

Reminds me of a joke a stand up said, "St Peter was at the Pearly Gates with thousands of people waiting to get into heaven. He announces that the catholics were right and so all the jews, protestants, muslims, etc were condemned to hell. Sorry!"

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I don't debate them, remembering " Confuse not the minds of the ignorant, they will only hate you for it".

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How will you go to heaven if do not accept God in your heart?

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You are nothing without God

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You may have logic, science and hard facts but we have.................

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WTF

bobwjr Level 10 June 28, 2019
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Let's have great sex!

zesty Level 7 June 28, 2019
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I would not know.

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