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When life gives me lemons I just give them back. Cause I hate holding stuff.

Duke 8 May 8
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1

Thats better then lemonade...tired of hearing thar.

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As someone who's last name is Lemons, I have to speak up. Do you realize if I got a 1/1000 of a penny every time someone used my name in vain or ate one how rich I would be?

4

The version I heard was: When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down.

3

I love your one-liners!

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Good way of looking at it.

3

Hahaha! And citrus fruit tends to grow aggressive in my fridge. (It starts out harmless, but when it attacks the cheese, the axe is out!)

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I just keep em, because hey, free lemons!

Hahahaha!!!

3

Give them to me, I like lemons and they're kind of expensive

MsAl Level 8 May 8, 2018
3

I just chuckled audibly.

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3

Life could at least provide some sort of toting apparatus. Sheesh!

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