Uh, I dress in lounge clothes; jeans, an Under Armour shirt, Nikes, sunglasses, and I do my hair nicely. Now I will wear shorts.

When I'm wearing the lengeree!!

Shower.

I spend time around people who have expressed their attraction for me. I like to up the ante with fresh grooming and snappy attire. I feel especially sexy when I notice someone checking me out, and they like what they see.

Seek the company of a bright and sparky woman who reciprocates my feelings. (Hard to find, these days!)

Have engaging conversations with smart interesting women.

Lose fat and build muscle. But I'm usually pretty good at realizing that's very superficial. Otherwise if someone complements me on my insight or emotional intelligence I feel pretty damn sexy.

Mostly a beautiful lady mind and body that will let me please her 100% lay back and relax . I hit this under control.

Get clean, smell good, pick the pants that fit and the shirt without the hole. And smile. A bit of the herb usually helps. ?

a hint of patchouli .

First I unsnap my elaborate set of pulleys and trusses which had my back straight and my gut taught. Then I pull off my hook and snap on my pleasurin' hand ...

Nothing! I don't feel sexy lol!

I take my shirt off and grab some chewing tobacco.

No, just kidding. I use my sense of humor.

Not me but something that drives me nuts is a woman fresh from the shower, scrubbed with damp hair in a white terrycloth robe.

I dance salsa, blues, jazz, r&b, bachata, merengue, swing, foxtrot, tango beyond my age expectations! I can dance all night long! That I can top it up with a poem or a song is just... Radical along with my criminal collection of killer shoes! I am still a cool cat.

Look in the mirror ! (I jest of course ?).

Well you look gorgeous & sexy! Maybe try a glass of wine to make you feel that way!

I wear a wool mix Saville Row Henry Poole tailored bespoke suit. Handmade Italian leather shoes.
Double cuff double stitch shirt with a waist coat.
Expensive wolf cufflinks. I shave and moisturize and use a little Terre D'Hermes Au de Parfum Cologne . A silk tie. And a smile.

I have a party suit. It's white, with a fine turquoise and yellow check pattern and a matching turquoise satin lining. It was made in the 70's by JC Penny and I have a matching trilby made of proper rabbit fur felt of the same vintage. It makes me feel pimptastic, and I've worn it to everything from painfully hip nightclubs to warehouse raves to death metal gigs, and it always gets complements.

I have a party suit. It's white, with a fine turquoise and yellow check pattern and a matching turquoise satin lining. It was made in the 70's by JC Penny and I have a matching trilby made of proper rabbit fur felt of the same vintage. It makes me feel pimptastic, and I've worn it to everything from painfully hip nightclubs to warehouse raves to death metal gigs, and it always gets complements.

Smear myself with peanut butter and find some squirrels.

Clean my house, put fresh sheets on the bed, make it just so, then take a hot bath and shave. Turn on my salt lamp and maybe light a candle. Or, you know, just think about getting laid.

Date really good looking women.

Is this really a “thing”??