Perfect! ?

This hypothetical God hypothetically made sex AND sex drive. "He" programmed most men to be easily stimulated by visual imagery. I wonder why "he" set men up to sin like that. Hmm...

I am not so sure that evangelicals are that opposed to porn. I mean they aren't vocal about it. But I recall someone who was born again and again giving in to lustful feelings periodically or should I say frequently. Each time she did, she went back to a bible meeting and got saved again. As I recall when the PTL (aka Jim and Tammie Baker) was still going, they advocated that sexual activity was healthy and that christians should be partaking of it. Of course Jim ended up taking too much of his own advice.

God created sex. Lol. I like the cute characters.

No God, No Hate - Know God, Know Hate

Why don't Baptists make love standing up?
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They don't want God to think they're dancing.

He really does that? Lol

Wow - this gives a new significance to the second coming! Ewww, Pat Robertson and Jimmy Swaggert doing the deed - together? You know, it just occured to me that God committed suicide - maybe he can create porn so bad, even he doesn't want to watch it.

Adam and Eve were naked in the garden.

I could definitely think God would be all for porn, especially normal porn, so nothing involving torture and beating each other up before you do it

Really? because adult male otters will steal baby harbour seal pups and rape them until they die.

He/she/it is responsible for sex throughout the ages, the disciples have been fucking us over, in his/hers/its name, since the dawn of time

He jumped a virgin when she was sleeping (isn't that rape?) and his son hung out with hookers, so I don't think he's too worried about it. If he created everything, then he must have created porn.

As a holy man, I actually blessed masturbation.

That must be what makes those religious nit wits so twitchy. LOL

And l thought l was just being paranoid when l felt like someone was watching me have sex. It would probably be more interesting for him if l had a partner. I know it would be more interesting for me.

I have to say that the very notion of an omnipresent peep show divinity is hilarious.

I certainly hope he hates porn. I'm not looking to watch internet porn with an omnipresent dude who's totally into it.

I'm safe, unless He is into "solo" action.

Where is the sketch pad? Nothing like a progressive drawing.

Even if we assume there is "God", I am absolutely convinced that He/She/It does not care about porn at all.

Given that all the other mammals "go at it" just like us, that us human mammals were around 100,000 years+ before there was a bible, and that the bible contains parent-child incest, condones bride-price, is full of misogyny, and some its most revered figures had multiple wives, I fail to see how there would be any objection on moral grounds, but only because the sky Don wasn't calling the shots.

Come on folks, we invented what we call god. We have been inventing it since our brains realized that we are mortals. Until around 2000 years ago we had a stew pot full of gods, one for every purpose. people were having a hard time even remembering their names Then came a guy and decided to put them all into one basket. That made things much easier for everyone. Hey, they would have to remember only one name. Of course we also invented the porn too because it wasn't quite enough doing the sex act, we wanted to watch it being performed by others too as a specialized entertainment. So, since we consider ourselves a spitting image of god, I am positive god loves porn just as much as he/she loves violence, injustice, famine, destruction and whole bunch ot other stuff.

and have you seen some of the flowers he has come up with?

Nah...gawd doesn't hate porn. Why, just a little bit ago I saw him looking at the iPad Pro Steve Jobs gave him while he was flogging his carrot. Thought he was hiding at the end of that crepuscular ray...but that wind gust blew his robe open...and there it was...the Staff Of Gawd. Hung like a deer mouse, he was. That's where thunder comes from right? Right.