You have a very good point, but cow's milk is very tasty anyway.;

I tried almond milk ...barf

@whiskywoman I like it.

Are these non-animal milks? I like them but they are really expensive.

@Grecio I use soya milk in a fruit smoothy every day for breakfast and I don't think it is any more expensive than cow's milk

I use cashew milk. I like almond milk but I’m allergic to it and I don’t tolerate soy milk well. I make my own oat milk and brown rice milk. I don’t drink or use dairy milk because I’m lactose intolerant and not a baby cow.

@Grecio Yes. Almond milk and cashew milk are generally just nut milk. You may want to read the ingredients, just in case....

@MissKathleen yuck

@MissKathleen Yes! Cashew milk ice cream is great!

@Moravian Do you purchase a quart or a gallon?

@graceylou What the hell is Oak milk and brown rice milk? Are you kidding me? Please send me a recipe.

What is wrong with animal milk? really?

@Grecio I buy it in 1 litre cartons from either Aldi or Lidle

@Grecio Oat milk. Not oak milk. You can buy oat milk. It’s probably the most nutritious, versatile, and sustainable of all the plant milks. I make my own by soaking rolled oats for minimum 15 minutes then putting it in the blender, adding water (some type of sweetener if preferred, or vanilla, etc.), then straining it several times to remove pulp (saved for other things). Add about 4 cups of water for 1 cup of oats (less if you want thicker, more if you want runnier). I cook brown rice as usual then put in the blender and add water, etc. and blend until smooth. I don’t strain it because I like the pulp. You can do the same with cashews but raw cashews are expensive.

@graceylou Are you making that up and teasing me? making milk out of oatmeal?

@graceylou Is almond milk made out of almonds?

@Grecio You are just too weird to talk to. Of course almond milk is made of almonds. Coconut milk is made of coconuts. Cashew milk is made of cashews. Hazelnut milk is made of hazelnut. Hemp milk is made of hemp. Oat milk is made of oats. Rice milk is made of rice. Soy milk is made of soy. Macadamia milk is made of macadamia nuts. What did you think they’re made of?!?!?! There are many options for non-dairy non-animal milks that if you don’t like one kind you can try another.

What is wrong with cow's milk? I6t is good for you.

@Grecio I take my coffee black. I don't eat cereal. Even if I buy just a quart, it goes sour before I finish it. I buy heavy cream which I use. I eat cheese. I don't drink milk. Maybe once in a while I'll chug down a Yoo-Hoo if that counts.

Uh?

Petrie dish, a laboratory container to grow bacteria in.

@Grecio I guess this is what the jug becomes if one drinks straight from it.

@Joanne hahahaahah well said. funny

my son in law and I go through five min sometimes more

You are right about the sour milk smell.

You are right about the sour smell, of course.

hmmm... what I'm hearing is that in your heart of hearts you would like to take a big Swig every now and then, but because of this coordination issue you refrain.

When the jug is first opened and it is really full is when I spill the most. Also, the milk will run down my chin. However, once the first few gulps are gone I don't seem to spill much.

I usually try to be really careful to avoid letting backwash back into the jug, but sometimes it just gets away from me.

I have heard of church keys in the USA. I do not know how they got that nickname. I used to work for a company that made beer can lids. It is not that easy. Do you remember "pull-tabs"?

@Grecio Did you work for steel or Aluminum mill?

We sometimes called them Church Keys as well here in NYC.

@praytothemilkjug I did. I used to work for a company that made "pull tabs". later we made the ecological "pop tabs".

just don't concentrate too much.

@hankster I have to. You need to see the two jugs together.

@PondartIncbendog nice. kind of like one of those creamsicle things. LOL... I think they were called "push-ups" off the ice cream truck. once you got the top off they were wonderful.

Ok if we are talking praying to a worship, I gotta go with Kentucky Bourbon in the gallon sized jug!

I hate that feeling. good luck.

@hankster eh symptom of loving cayenne pepper.

@redhog oooo.... I know that one. are you a pill taker or you refuse all that stuff.

I understand, and that is acceptable. It is an emergency, of course.

I been there.

@hankster no I also take prescription omeprazole but sometimes its just not strong enough lol

Yea, sometimes your just in a hurry or your tired and sleepy. Just try to keep the backwash to a minimum.

@Grecio backwash doesn't matter I live alone lol

@redhog Try drinking beer.

chocolate milk is a tasty and cherished thing. especially good with chocolate chip pancakes.

@hankster I love chocolate milk. My mom used to take some unflavored chocolate and put a little hot water with it and fill it up with warm milk. Man, I loved it.

@Grecio sounds yummy. we just used that "Quik" stuff... Magic chocolate milk dust. we thought it was great. had a bunny rabbit on the can if I remember right.

@hankster Yep. Its made from dehydrated bunnys.

@PondartIncbendog Dehydrated chocolate easter bunnies.

I love easter and christmas, it leads to overproduction of certain sweets , that I scoup up at very reasonable prices after the hol y/i day.

As kids we only had coconut marshmallows AFTER Passover. They are aimed at observant jews, who don't buy it all up, then we superchristians swoop in for the candy carnage. As it is usually close to Easter it is a good time for heathens like me to stock up!

Well said. Like I told my wife if she wants to run around on me, that is fine just don't tell me.

Well said.

Sometimes I let my glass of milk sit until it is room temperature. I like it tepid.

Well said, the only problem with milk is it gives you slimy milk in your mouth.

Hahahahahahaha, of course, you don't have to drink the whole jug. save some if you can,

Cows juice, what is that exactly?

@Grecio, it's milk, of course. Just trying to be silly and get a laugh out of people.

@Paddypereira my dad called it "moo juice".

@AmyTheBruce, that's funny. I took this from the movie Three Men And A Baby and started using it for fun.

@Paddypereira Cool, I see. I didn't know if meant some kind of saliva or something. Of course, I am dumb anyway.

@Grecio, written language is very limited. A good joke can easily be misinterpreted or misunderstood. Screw it, nothing to worry about.

@Paddypereira I think I would drink human milk if I could buy it in a store. However, I don't think I could drink my wife's milk. I guess human milk might be good for me with all the antibodies, etc. I could drink it but don't tell me where it came from. Lot's of women could make some money to get through the pandemic. I wonder why I drink cow's milk every day but am scared to drink human milk? I mean, milk is milk, right?

@Grecio, that would be the healthiest option, if available, humanmilk. I heard that cow's milk was great for your health and that it wasn't. These days there are so many theories about nutrition that you don't know in which to believe in. Each animal produces milk with the appropriate nutrients for their cubs. I don't think drinking cow's milk or goat's milk could harm you but it's only my opinion.

What are you writing about? I dunno?

you usually only get pulp if you don't wash the bucket first. The pulp is hard to get out because the pieces wiggle around. But, I don't go to church and I won't buy milk like that from a farm that.

hahahahaha toooooo funny.

@Fartwink What is that pulp? Is it wheat or corn, etc? It might be some kind of cream precipitate.

.....Yes, No, or Wait.

Milk from the source...

@BDair time to start an optical illusion war. Isn't that orange juice??

@BDair Well said.

Have you tried beer? I used to think beer is bad for you. Now I think it is good for you. It has grains and carbs. The alcohol decreases you blood pressure, and it has the good kind of cholesterol.

lol... you're still thinking about Stacey.

@hankster Perhaps, but old slang sayings still run deep through my mind though.
For example, we used to call Bra, "Over the Shoulder Boulderholders," "Flopper-Stoppers," Double-barreled Slingshots," " Crumb-catchers, " and last but by no means least, " Teenaged Boys worst Nightmares."

@Triphid yep many of those sound familiar. it's amazing how much slang breasts appreciation has created. an old pastime. breast appreciation has been around a long time, and quite popular.

@hankster Yep, breast are a TRULY wonderful thing to behold are they not?

@Triphid sure. to behold and just plain hold.

@hankster Hey, there are kids here!

@PondartIncbendog I think I'm sitting at their table. I feel like I belong there.

@hankster, @Triphid As Ricky Gervais said about Eve, "hey don't put those away, I wasn't done looking at them"

@PondartIncbendog Aw come on now, don't be a "Party Pooper," here friend, lighten up a little.
I'd take Odds on bets that any kids these days would know more about Boobs than we ever did at their age.

@Triphid We have at least two on the news every night.

@hankster As the very old joke goes,
Q. Why do men like breasts on women?
A. Because they give the guy a chance to pretend to be Windshield Wipers....LOL.

@Triphid Q; Why do men like breasts on women?
A; Because they look stupid on chickens.

@Triphid Q; Why do chickens not have nipples?
A; So they don't poke thru the package in the cooler.

Very interesting.. Got any more nicknames.. Cute..

@Triphid hahahahaah tooooo funny..

@Grecio Yeah, "Fun Bags," "Permanent Floatation Devices," "Knockers," " Mother Nature's Air-bags," "Headlights," "blimeys, (usual used for those XXX sized ones," "Jigglers."

@Triphid I wonder if the milk is good?

@Grecio Babies like it but I once tasted it and to me it's not so nice a taste.

@hankster I wonder if other animals adore breasts as humans do? Sex is an innate undertaking for animals, but humans can have sex almost anytime they want. However, I don't think other animals appreciate boobs as humans do.

@Triphid I have also heard "rack" Like a deer's rack, I think. Also "honkers"

have you ever mixed up a glass of powdered milk? It keeps longer than liquid milk and doesn't taste as good but it will get through until you can get some regular milk.

@Grecio I will admit it makes do in some recipes, esp. white bread, other then that I won't drink it. Some Liquid skim mils are so fat free they taste just like the dry stuff. W/O real whole milk in coffee I drink tea. To quote Ray's father in EB Loves Raymng, upon putting skim in coffee, ' It doesn't recognize it"

that is exactly what I said to SWMBO way before that show.

But if it, or almond milk work for you, for any reason, go for it!

@praytothemilkjug Almond milk is too expensive. A half-gallon costs as much as a gallon of cow's milk. I really wonder why there is no market for human milk. Lot's of ladies could make money. Why do milk cows produce milk all the time? I mean, I guess they do. Do humans only produce milk after a baby? I would think human milk would be good for even an adult because it has antibodies in it. I would drink human milk if I knew it was good for me. Where can a person buy human milk? I guess canned milk for babies (infant formula) comes from cows. I dunno.
My son drank a formula that later on was declared unsafe and caused brain damage.
I drink 1% milk as an adult. I guess it is mostly water. However, it tastes like milk to me. Now, Regular milk tastes like butter. I guess it is whatever one gets used to.

@praytothemilkjug Raymond is a funny show. I agree with Raymond. Exactly what is " almond milk, and rice milk?" I am terrible with punctuation.

@Grecio I think it would gross out most people. For me slim milk is horrid, 1% is drinkable, but 4% (whole milk) is what is tastiest. Make chocolate milk with it and you are sure to please. a few shots of heavy cream make it better. And it has to be dark brown so lotsa syrup! MMMMMMMM

@praytothemilkjug What is "SWMBO" mean?

@praytothemilkjug You know what might be really good? A glass of human chocolate milk. You know, in South Georgia (USA), it is a joke that black mammies produce chocolate milk.
I honestly don't know know if that is true. However, I was reared by a black mammy. If it was true, I would have tried it. My black mammy was a sweet kind soul, and I cried when I found that she had passed away.

@Grecio she who must be obeyed

Where do you get some hemp seed milk? Do you have to make your own rice and hemp milk?

@Grecio I get both from Sprouts. Not sure if you have that where you are. Maybe Aldi?

@SCal Never heard of sprouts or Aldi? Do you mean Alibaba?

@Grecio Im on the west coast of the US. Try your local healthy food store or franchise farmers market type store.

@SCal OK, I will try, but I can't get my hopes up. This is the land of the Red Necks. No derogatory meant. Red Necks are basically good people. Better than Antifa.

I want to get some, but in my household, we drink a gallon of milk every two days. That almond milk etc. is expensive.

@SCal Sorry, both are too far from me, according to my Google search. They don't ship, I guess.

@Grecio Antifa is an idea, not a solid group. They are not like a religion, or Nazi Party. It is made up of like minded people who when they know a demonstration is going to be, they join it. They are not rock throwers. They have a film clip of white guys in a van/car, offering black student protestors bricks about 4 blocks from the intended center, It was recorded and they told the White Supremacists who offered to get the fuck out. They had reports of them dropping loads of bricks along the route.

NYPD is from when I got this info, I am related to a bunch of them.

Could there be assholes that join Antifa, sure, just like all Repugnicans are not shit heads.

All the southern "Press" was reporting horror stories, how do I know. Because the born again shitlets I know in North Carolina and Virginia had called us. We asked where they heard this nonsense and they referred to their Christian Leasders and TV stories. We did tell them there were some very bad scenes, and those involved were not looking for justice, they know beyond the shadow of a doubt they were very organized thieves who knowing what was coming started violence to make the cops ignore the looters, in lieu of greater protection. Now the cops understand and another attempt could work but they are going to knock down and drag in any looters they can find, to make the gang connections and remove them from the board. (jail, not grave)

But to keep with the spirit of the thread, if it did not come from a cow, it is not MILK/Cream. You can say it taste like milk, well It does not. I have never tasted an analog of milk that was ok, let alone taste good, they all are ok if you want them, but stop trying to con the milk drinkers. That is akin to preaching Jesus to the masses.